What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

You order tea and get a cup of beans instead. 

 

*shakes head in disgust*

 

Id be more worried about your optician than that hipster breakfast if I was you. 

 

[Anubis]

Shut up, you evil hedge-fund hipster breakfast pro-bean wanker....

[lifetime fan]

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Shut up, you evil hedge-fund hipster breakfast pro-bean wanker....

 

Pro bean yes. Probably evil too. 

 

Hipster? Ahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anubis]

This is what you’ll be wearing to work on Christmas Day....

 

[lifetime fan]

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

This is what you’ll be wearing to work on Christmas Day....

 

 

I’d Jamie Redknapp ‘literally’ kill myself before I’d wear that. 

 

I bet you took took that shirt out your closet to take a photo and post it on here didn’t you. 

 

You dodgy, wrungun, cunt. 

[Fugitive]

10 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Went to a new place in town with the kids today. 

 

My daughter ordered this

 

Did social services get involved?

[Numero Veinticinco]

20 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Did social services get involved?

I called them, so they will be soon. 

[Fugitive]

Just paid £9.50 for an all you can eat breakfast in a Premier Inn.

 

Lenny Henry is a fucking cunt and boils bacon. I’m fucking livid.

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Write ‘negged’ on the table. 

[Fugitive]

We’ve just left it and headed back to the room. It was fucking disgusting. My bird could not even look at the bacon. It was making her feel sick. 

 

Grey boiled bacon, the dirty dirty twats.

 

£20 down the shitter.

 

The Chapel Brook in Huyton, fuck you.

[lifetime fan]

Your ‘bread’ hasn’t finished baking let alone been toasted. 

[KMD7]

The eggs look depressed

[Fugitive]

I now know how those #metoo tarts feel. I feel like I’ve been abused.

[Tony Moanero]

20 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

We’ve just left it and headed back to the room. It was fucking disgusting. My bird could not even look at the bacon. It was making her feel sick. 

 

Grey boiled bacon, the dirty dirty twats.

 

£20 down the shitter.

 

The Chapel Brook in Huyton, fuck you.

Should have asked for a refund.

[lifetime fan]

And you drink coffee you filthy animal. 

 

You deserve that plate of shit. 

[mgw100]

28 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

We’ve just left it and headed back to the room. It was fucking disgusting. My bird could not even look at the bacon. It was making her feel sick. 

 

Grey boiled bacon, the dirty dirty twats.

 

£20 down the shitter.

 

The Chapel Brook in Huyton, fuck you.

That is pretty much what I'd expect a cheap chain hotel breakfast to look like. The bacon is always pretty bad. You may have an issue with expectations bud. 

[Guest]

16 minutes ago, mgw100 said:

That is pretty much what I'd expect a cheap chain hotel breakfast to look like. The bacon is always pretty bad. You may have an issue with expectations bud. 

£9.50 is cheap? I can imagine even aRdja would be standing waiting for change from a £10 note and being surprised to see one coin land on his hand.

[mgw100]

I meant cheap hotel mate

[Stouffer]

10 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Had a hipster breakfast aRdja would have been proud of this week...

 

£8.25 including tea, not impressed black pudding wasn’t included as standard and had to pay extra for it. 

 

 

Hash browns with a frozen findus burger; different.

[Fowlers God]

This was mine. 

 

Dont worry the beans stayed in the pot 

[Fowlers God]

1 hour ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I called them, so they will be soon. 

I’m taking her back to her mums with shame shortly

[Numero Veinticinco]

Way too many mushrooms (*cough* there's not mushroom for anything else on the plate! *cough*) but generally an excellent looking breakfast. Shame the beans went to waste. 

[Fowlers God]

10 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Does the NSPCC know about this?

Yes- I called them

11 hours ago, Remmie said:

I'm used to coming on here and talking about bean juice touching the egg, never thought I'd see strawberries touching the egg. 

 

End of days. 

Game Over

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Did social services get involved?

Yes, she’s been told. 

[Fowlers God]

1 minute ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Way too many mushrooms (*cough* there's not mushroom for anything else on the plate! *cough*) but generally an excellent looking breakfast. Shame the beans went to waste. 

 

They didn’t go to waste- the bin had them. 

Where they belong

[Captain Turdseye]

Repped for the original pic. Negged for disrespecting the beans.