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The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread


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1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Sitting quietly by the bar in my local today. Two women leaving both beamed at me as they walked out.


Both grey (peroxide) hair. They could easily be younger than me.


That's it, I'm fucked.


Pull you kecks up for god sake, tj.

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tripping over things more often.


Only you can hear that buzzing sound.


Despite trimming, nasal and ear hair attacks your sanity everyday.


watching each step carefully down the stairs.


forgetting normal mundane tasks at embarrassing moments, like letting the clutch out.


Not far from 50 and this shit above rules my life.



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17 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:


That's nothing to do with age, that's just being a hipster. 


Herbal tea....... Come on now.... Snap out of it and get real tea or a decent coffee into you!! 


If I had coffee at 9pm then I'd be bouncing off the walls! 

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