Liverpool on Quaresma alert

[Rashid]

Liverpool have been put on red alert after £15m-rated Porto winger Ricardo Quaresma declared he wants to leave the club. (Metro)

 

The Metro is the London local paper ownerd by the Daily Mail. But their football column isn't really into speculation.

 

Many of us laugh at Quaresma, but can you imagine if we signed him?

[Strontium]

Funnily enough, I was just thinking that what this place really needed was a new Quaresma thread.

[Thants]

No I can't imagine it. He's not very good.

[Woo]

Poor mans Kewell.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Be like a new signing.

[philyhamann]

I would look forward to seeing him play. Thats about it, same with any other player we sign. Commenting on players who we are going to sign / might sign is the hardest thing ever since no one knows how they're going to do. Unless they're shite anyway.

[Hazel Motes]

£15M would be a good deal, anything more would however be robbery.

[Rashid]

Be like a new signing.

 

No it wouldn't. It will be a replacement for Kewell ;)

[Rashid]

£15M would be a good deal, anything more would however be robbery.

 

I just think we need to get there quick because if United lose Ronaldo, Fergie will go back to his first love to replace him.

[lfc4eva99]

Quaresma or Bentley for 15m then :P

[RedinSweden]

I would worry if we signed him if I were you Rash. The amount of shit you will get if he fails will be biblical. Biblical shit is nasty too.

[Spy Bee]

Never heard of him. Is he any good?

[Josef Svejk]

Never heard of him. Is he any good?

 

The new Jaoquin.

[Hazel Motes]

In that case, let Slur have him. The Mancs trying to produce the same kind of play with Q-man on the flanks would be hilarious to watch.

[dirty_sanchez]

Joking aside, I think Quaresma would be a good buy and provide a lot of what we need. I just can't stand him. Any white bloke who has ever had cornrows is a cunt and that is more of a FACT than anything which has had FACT written after it before.

[Rashid]

I would worry if we signed him if I were you Rash. The amount of shit you will get if he fails will be biblical. Biblical shit is nasty too.

 

He won't fail RiS and when he succeeds the shit people will get in here from me will be biblical! I have the same confidence as I did for Torres for so many years. He is just what we need. Pace, style, can play right and left but above he shits the pants of opposing defenders, I have seen him be marked by 2 or 3 men in games before - imagine the space that will create for Gerrard, Torres and Babel?

[coop]

I like Quaresma and i think he would be a good signing.

 

Like Rashid as put he has the ability to take on defenders and i dont give a shite about him tracking back as thats what we have two defensive midfielders for.

 

The price tag is a little steep for us but when you consider Nani cost more then that and i think Quaresma is the better player then i suppose its to be expected.

 

I suppose the thing i would be asking regards Quaresma is although he can play either side is he able to cut inside as Rafa doesnt really need chalk on your boots wingers.

[hamstrung]

He's a big, soft pussy. He has bad hair.

[Duff Man]

He shits in other people's pants? The filthy bastard

[Rashid]

I suppose the thing i would be asking regards Quaresma is although he can play either side is he able to cut inside as Rafa doesnt really need chalk on your boots wingers.

 

He does, this YouTube compilation can tell us more! ;) He isn't as soft as some people think either.

 

YouTube - Quaresma the master

[wiiksie]

He's a big, soft pussy. He has bad hair.

I saw an interview with him over the weekend on World Soccer or something, and he had TWO diamond earrings. One in each ear.

 

I couldn't help thinking 'what a cunt'. I also thought he wouldn't look out of place on the Guido thread.

[Rashid]

He would be our number 7 to compete with United's number 7.

 

YouTube - Cristiano Ronaldo-Quaresma

[Spy Bee]

Rashid is literally wanking here. It's funny.

 

If we sign him I actually want rash to be right.

[Jose Jones]

Rashid is literally wanking here. It's funny.

 

If we sign him I actually want rash to be right.

 

One throwaway line in a free newspaper, and it's a post a second. Awesome stuff.

[taliesin08]

Smokescreen for Silva.