Monarchy

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Why, who’s the support act? 

Paolo Nutini and Kasabian you boring bastard 

[Anubis]

56 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Paolo Nutini and Kasabian you boring bastard 

No Kirstie Allsopp is a deal breaker.

[cloggypop]

Knobworth

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 hours ago, Gnasher said:

What a strange country middle England can be.

 

Stacey Solomon gets dropped from TV show loose women when a clip from four years ago where she questions attitudes to the Royal family is unearthed. 

 

 

 

I think (hope!) she's still got her regular job on the show, but when they were doing a special fawning episode, featuring grovelly servile horseshit from past and present presenters, they decided that she probably wasn't the person to be involved in that.

 

If I was in her shoes 

a) I'd look fabulous 

b) I'd swerve it too 

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/stacey-solomon-absent-loose-women-27132724

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm seeing an actual National Treasure tomorrow at Knebworth. 

 

 

 

 

Robert Smith?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

21 minutes ago, Anubis said:

No Kirstie Allsopp is a deal breaker.

If anyone ever deserved a festival crowd hurling bottles of piss...

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Anubis said:

No Kirstie Allsopp is a deal breaker.

I wish she was there. I saw Sonya from Eastenders at a festival once. She’s about 5ft tall and was shouting at her poor fella  

[Kevin D]

12 hours ago, Mudface said:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/02/queen-to-miss-jubilee-thanksgiving-service-at-st-pauls

 

Even the old bitch herself has had enough of this shite.

Fair play to her.

[Section_31]

Feel like I'm losing my marbles with this shit, it didn't used to be this bad did it?

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Feel like I'm losing my marbles with this shit, it didn't used to be this bad did it?

There is much the Empire is doing that requires the attention of its citizens to be elsewhere.

 

As Obi Wan Kenobi might say, if he was here today, and living in Slough.

[halewood pete]

[Chairman Meow]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I think (hope!) she's still got her regular job on the show, but when they were doing a special fawning episode, featuring grovelly servile horseshit from past and present presenters, they decided that she probably wasn't the person to be involved in that.

 

If I was in her shoes 

a) I'd look fabulous 

b) I'd swerve it too 

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/stacey-solomon-absent-loose-women-27132724

 

 

The woman who works for the rag with the "they work hard" nonsense. 

I've always hated that shit, what hard work?

 

I could wave at people, cut the occasional ribbon and cover up for sex pests for a tiny fraction of what those fuckers take out of the system. 

[Kevin D]

32 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Feel like I'm losing my marbles with this shit, it didn't used to be this bad did it?

[Gnasher]

54 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Feel like I'm losing my marbles with this shit, it didn't used to be this bad did it?

Ha wait till she dies. Today i will be taking a leaf out of her majestys book and fuvking this off to watch the Oaks at Epsom. Bet she turns up for the Derby tomorrow.

[Gnasher]

 

 

[Gnasher]

Duke of Kent looks well. I believe he's 205 in reptile years

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

Duke of Kent looks well. I believe he's 205 in reptile years

 

 

 

Someone needs to staplegun the hairpiece back on.

[Anubis]

Pob hasn’t aged well.

[Section_31]

11 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Duke of Kent looks well. I believe he's 205 in reptile years

 

 

 

 

 

[Chip Butty]

Phil Tindall now sporting a left tit full of medals. I’m guessing bravery for dealing with that shower. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Phil Tindall now sporting a left tit full of medals. I’m guessing bravery for dealing with that shower. 

What was Mike wearing?

[Chip Butty]

4 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

What was Mike wearing?

A face like he showers in napalm. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

A face like he showers in napalm. 

Like Phil then.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Kirsty Young is an attractive women thought she was older than she is though.

[halewood pete]