Best crisps: The return

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Yes, I am a vegetarian, because I don't eat meat. Hope this helps.

You’ve literally said you ate some meat. Hope this helps 

[Dave D]

13 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Can you still get these? I seem to recall Lamb and mint, too.

They sell them at Home Bargains

[Dave D]

13 hours ago, S.i.t.M aka The Boring One™ said:

I've ordered some crispy bacon and Aberdeen Angus. Hope they are nice because I've stocked up with 24 packs of each. 

 

If they're shite, I'm sending them to you. 

Never tried the flavours but Im quietly confident you'll like them.

 

The only bags that Ive seen are the large bags- x24 of them will be alot of crisps! Some of the actual crisps are so big I cant see them selling them in smaller bags as they wouldnt fit inside     

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Never tried the flavours but Im quietly confident you'll like them.

 

The only bags that Ive seen are the large bags- x24 of them will be alot of crisps! Some of the actual crisps are so big I cant see them selling them in smaller bags as they wouldnt fit inside     

I only paid £14.95 for 24 packs and they weigh 40g per pack. Maybe it's one crisp per pack! 

[VladimirIlyich]

13 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Kettle Chips are a cunt’s crisp.

What cunt would make chips in a kettle?

[Dr Nowt]

4 hours ago, Dave D said:

Never tried the flavours but Im quietly confident you'll like them.

 

The only bags that Ive seen are the large bags- x24 of them will be alot of crisps! Some of the actual crisps are so big I cant see them selling them in smaller bags as they wouldnt fit inside     

Mine just arrived. They're actually all small packets, but tremendous.

 

Just polished off the aberdeen angus ones. All I can say is

 

 

[Dave D]

47 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

Mine just arrived. They're actually all small packets, but tremendous.

 

Just polished off the aberdeen angus ones. All I can say is

 

 

I was feeling the pressure of being the one to recommend them- glad you enjoyed stuffing your boat race with them as Ray would say  

[Dr Nowt]

17 minutes ago, Dave D said:

I was feeling the pressure of being the one to recommend them- glad you enjoyed stuffing your boat race with them as Ray would say  

 

[Strontium]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

You’ve literally said you ate some meat. Hope this helps 

 

Once. About six years ago. That was going in the bin anyway. You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to claim that made me a non-vegetarian. 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Once. About six years ago. That was going in the bin anyway. You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to claim that made me a non-vegetarian. 

I was actually just taking the piss to be honest. 

[Dr Nowt]

On 12/06/2020 at 13:46, Vincent Vega said:

Been enjoying these since their re-release.

 

This has reminded me of a trip to Salisbury cathedral with an ex. They had a board up in there where you could write any big, existential questions you had about life down for god, and everyone could see which questions had been asked.
 

Mine was “Why did you stop producing beef wotsits?”
 

Used to fucking love them, and was at the point I couldn’t find another human who remembered them, so, in short, Repped.

[Karl_b]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Not a "crisp" but just plain old cheesy wotsits are fucking addictive. Never mind pringles, give me a 24 pack of wotsits and watch me turn them into 24 empty bags, as if by magic.

[easytoslip]

7 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

What cunt would make chips in a kettle?

 

7 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

What cunt would make chips in a kettle?

The same ones that cook them by hand, it must be quite painful. 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

Not a "crisp" but just plain old cheesy wotsits are fucking addictive. Never mind pringles, give me a 24 pack of wotsits and watch me turn them into 24 empty bags, as if by magic.

Wotsits are great, although I've had packs of supermarkets own brand cheese puffs and I don't think they're that far behind. Normally own brand copies should be swerved in my experience. 

[Tony Moanero]

25 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

Not a "crisp" but just plain old cheesy wotsits are fucking addictive. Never mind pringles, give me a 24 pack of wotsits and watch me turn them into 24 empty bags, as if by magic.

Repped. Crush the bastards and drink them.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've occasionally bought cheapo cheese puffs and thought they're just not the same level as wotsits before acting like the fucking cookie monster after cold turkey and shoving handfuls down my throat.. "buy two bags not one"

[Guest Pistonbroke]

On 13/06/2020 at 22:39, VladimirIlyich said:

I found Lidl in Germany to be a far different,and much better shop than their English version. The German Lidl looked like a proper shop while the English ones look like slightly upmarket low cost stores.

 

Both Lidl and Aldi have been investing in new shops in our area and they tend to build them bigger and better these days. They used to be on par with Spar and such like, now they are a viable alternative to the larger supermarkets. 

[Dave D]

Wotsits take over your entire mouth, teeth and fingers.

 

Whats not to like  

[Dr Nowt]

Haggis and cracked black pepper are the best of the Mackies so far.

 

Fucking amazing.

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

Haggis and cracked black pepper are the best of the Mackies so far.

 

Fucking amazing.

They sound it wow

 

 

 

Bought 6 packs of t-bone steak roysters from BnM the other day. Rude not too after talking about them. Still not the same as they used to be so I pretended they were something different and they were lovely. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Sizzling Steak Wotsits are fucking ace.

[Mook]

These are fucking good...

 

 

[Mudface]

25 minutes ago, Mook said:

These are fucking good...

 

 

I like those Co-Op varieties, I'll have to keep an eye for those ones as I've not seen them before. Well, my son will as I can't go into shops still.

[Section_31]

Love a bit of party mix, asda, co-op, it matters not. They're pure crack.