Liz fucking Truss then.....

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

That can't be real!

Oh, there’s loads more…

 

[Jack the Sipper]

"All around me I could hear people crying and saying  'poor Liz'. Imagine my anger when I realised they were talking about that dead woman."

[Bruce Spanner]

'Clough, Truss writes, “took over from Revie at the club in 1974. As dramatised in the film The Damned United, Clough tried to shake up the team and get them to play better … the players rebelled and Clough was sacked after just 44 days.

 

“In the final days of my premiership, I had said to my private secretary, Nick Catsaras: ‘If the Conservative party bin me after six weeks and I’m the Brian Clough of prime ministers, then so be it.’ I lasted 49 days.”'

[Tj hooker]

Fucking hell 

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Fucking hell 

That has to be a parody, surely.

[Tj hooker]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

That has to be a parody, surely.

Apparently not 

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Apparently not 

Fucking hell, satire is dead!

[Gnasher]

It's going to be a blockbuster. Although  ufortunately for her it'll be for all the wrong reasons.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

It’s not going to be a blockbuster Gnash. 

[Pete]

I think she’s ace in completely hat stand mad as box of chocolate frogs kinda way.  Obviously not fit to run a country but completely bat shit crazy.  

[whtwht]

She should be sectioned.

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, whtwht said:

She should be sectioned.

Yep. Locked up and bound like Sarah Connor and she just shouts “Pork Markets” at the doctors when they inject her 

[littletedwest]

The fleas stuff is funny

[Bruce Spanner]

29 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

The fleas stuff is funny

 

She's having very not so subtle digs about 'if you lay with dogs...' I think.

 

The other comment about her getting on with the job while everyone else is jockying for the big job is astounding as she was the first out of the blocks with her 'Fizz with Liz' Tufton bashes.

 

Still to this day my favourite quote about Truss is when she's thinking about running for leader and asks one of her advisors, paraphrasing, 'But I'm weird and have no friends, can you fix that?' amazing that that utter fucking goon became the leader of the UK.

[Bruce Spanner]

The problem with the parodies is you really have to second guess them...

 

 

[Strontium]

38 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

The fleas stuff is funny

 

We have a member of the forum who has come into close contact with Boris Johnson's dogs (not me, before some wag suggests it), I wonder if they could enlighten us about the fleas.

[littletedwest]

19 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

We have a member of the forum who has come into close contact with Boris Johnson's dogs (not me, before some wag suggests it), I wonder if they could enlighten us about the fleas.

@Captain Willard have you inadvertently given liz truss fleas?

[Bjornebye]

Wag? 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

She's like a weird Big Brother contestant, who gets booted in week two for defecating in the hot tub, but still thinks she can swing at least a fitness DVD out of it all.

[Section_31]

There's nobody home at all, I've never seen a single picture of her where she doesn't look like she's having a petit mal.

[Arniepie]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The problem with the parodies is you really have to second guess them...

 

 

We had a woman running the country,who couldn't open a door

[polymerpunkah]

Sums up our times:

 

 

[TheBitch]

11 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The problem with the parodies is you really have to second guess them...

 

 

The first time I’ve ever used the haha rep. 
 

That is amazing. 

[Jack the Sipper]

That face belongs on the front of a low production value 90s British porn DVD called Lizzie Deepthroats Luton.

 

[Section_31]

I genuinely laughed out loud at this, absolutely amazing. 

 

They couldn't find any economists to talk about my economic plans because it was far too beyond them.