CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just look at the list of people that have repped it. It’s basically all the best players on the GF, plus Yorkshire Red. 

Yorkshire Red is developing into a good poster after very shaky start. It wasn't long ago we all thought he was a serial killer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then again, he still might be.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

Yorkshire Red is developing into a good poster after very shaky start.

 

God, it was a joke. Get your tongue out of his arse. 

[Rico1304]

41 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Why not, mate?

She milked a cow whilst blindfolded 

[Elite]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

God, it was a joke. Get your tongue out of his arse. 

Yeah, you're right. No place for kindness on here.

 

Yorkshire Red, you're a fucking wanker.

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Yeah, you're right. No place for kindness on here.

 

Yorkshire Red, you're a fucking wanker.

Thanks, I’m infinitely more comfortable with this than any of that other nonsense. 
 

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Fucking hell! That's some story.

 

I know his oldest daughter Heather was allegedly murdered by Rose herself although they both got done for it from what I remember.  Poor girl

I think one of the daughters was killed whilst Fred was in prison. 

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

I think one of the daughters was killed whilst Fred was in prison. 

I am finding this thread extremely easy to masturbate to.

[Dr Nowt]

4 hours ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

This is like someone having a priceless painting they bought at a car boot hung up in their downstairs toilet without realising. Just in case, what other ‘not that good’ stories do you have involving first-hand encounters with one of the most prominent ever UK murderers?
 

Harold Shipman once sell you a kilo of smack? The crossbow killer shot an apple off your Mum’s head for a bet? Peter Sutcliffe gave you a hand hammering a few nails into something, with blood-stained hands? 

[johnsusername]

That is a Hall of Fame post if ever there was one. 

[Rico1304]

You lot have shite memories, cracking story, but I’m sure A Red has mentioned this before!  

[manwiththestick]

Didn't someone on here finger Penelope Cruz's sister or am I making that up?

 

If it's true then A Reds story is up there with that.

[Creator Supreme]

9 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Didn't someone on here finger Penelope Cruz's sister or am I making that up?

 

If it's true then A Reds story is up there with that.

It was true apparently, I remember the story but not the poster! Might have a quick search.

 

Edit: It was Moof!

[magicrat]

6 hours ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

 

You've had this tale in the locker for three years since you joined and not been tempted to post ? Repped for self restraint . Most would have started an " I nearly got murdered by Fred West " thread. 

[A Red]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

You lot have shite memories, cracking story, but I’m sure A Red has mentioned this before!  

Totally forgot I'd posted it 7 years ago. Its just about my only claim to fame so probably understandable that I like to bang on about it.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve got no recollection of reading it back then either and mine was the very next post. 

[A Red]

I'm just relieved I didn't try to flower up this version by making out I dragged Fred out of his van, kicked his head in, chucked him in a ditch then shagged his daughter.

[Red74]

I’m sure someone posted on here that he banged Rose and Fred was  hiding in the wardrobe and shouted some encouragement to him. 

[Red74]

Rose was a bit of a looker back in her heyday tho. 

[Dr Nowt]

39 minutes ago, Red74 said:

I’m sure someone posted on here that he banged Rose and Fred was  hiding in the wardrobe and shouted some encouragement to him. 

One of the greatest things ever written.

 

[Red74]

36 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

One of the greatest things ever written.

 

Hahahahaha that’s the one. I was starting to think I’d made that up after I posted it. I really hope that’s true

[Bjornebye]

Outstanding 

[Rico1304]

8 hours ago, A Red said:

I'm just relieved I didn't try to flower up this version by making out I dragged Fred out of his van, kicked his head in, chucked him in a ditch then shagged his daughter.

To be fair mate twice in 8 years is not bad!  I’d have a tattoo and print out of the story to pass around to strangers.  Plus would have appeared in at least 1 C5 documentary. 

[Captain Willard]

15 hours ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

This is a proper story. Being on the GF is like mining for diamonds, you dig through a lot to uncover a gem like this every now and then. 

[Tj hooker]

On 18/08/2021 at 20:53, Bjornebye said:

Not really "sex pest" but Ric Flair is trending on twitter...... 

 

 

 

That's the Long Island railway if I'm not mistaken,  impressive. 

[Pete]

4 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

That's the Long Island railway if I'm not mistaken,  impressive.