Burglar bastards

[Bjornebye]

Just had a call off my dads neighbour, he has walked out and seen 3 young lads trying to get into my dads house. My dad is out and his phones off and one of them was trying the side door. My dad lives on a fairly busy main road and this is in board daylight. Apparently they had tried a few other houses further up as well. Little scruffy cunts. I honestly think burglars are up there with nonces. What fucking right do people have thinking they can just enter someone else's property and fuck them over? 

 

To be honest the cunts are lucky my dad wasn't in and his neighbour had fucked them off or they would have been in the shit. 

 

We lived in a pub when I was a kid for a bit and we got robbed. I woke up to my mum sat on the end of my bed and 3 scumbags in balaclavas holding hammers. She rang down for my dad to bring the till up (It was a late sunday stay-behind) and when he got upstairs they threatened to hurt me and my brother if he didn't give them all the takings. Obviously he gave them it right away but he wanted to kill them. I heard them leaving down the back steps and within seconds my dad came running down with a hammer of his own but they had got away. 

 

I actually want to come down in the middle of the night to find one of the cunts in my house. I will leave him within an inch of his life before I call the police. CUNTS 

[Harry's Lad]

Fucking vermin.

 

[Jairzinho]

Got about six dogs living on the property (ours and those of two other families) so it would be like falling in to a tank full of piranhas if a burglar rocked up. However, if they did somehow manage to evade them I would be in the kitchen like this -

 

 

[Section_31]

Never had a problem with the idea of burglars getting Tony Martined and the likes, someone sets foot over your front door, especially if your family are in the house, are fair game IMO.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Burglars should be treated like nonces in prison. They should get serious time not these pricks who have 30 burglaries on their record and they're still out and about destroying peoples lives. 

[Lee909]

Cunts

One of my earliest memories is being about 4 and the house getting burgled. It was only me and my mum back then. 

 

My uncle came round as they had a idea who it was and expected him to try again. Remember sitting in the dark a few nights watching TV and my uncle wanted him to try again. 

 

He did, I was hurried upstairs and all I remember is a hour or so later the police knocking on the door about the guy hospitalised outside. It was snowing and apparently the street and front wall was a fucking right mess with blood everywhere on crisp white snow. The knew my uncle had done it, the blood on his shoes was a giveaway but the cunt said he had no clue why or who kicked the fuck out of him. The prick has never been the same since, still walks with a stick and not quite all there. 

[Strontium]

Scum. Subhuman scum.

[Section_31]

Bollocks to doorbells with cameras in, get a couple of sentry guns for the hall and watch the rounds go down on your phone upstairs. Come down in the morning and scoop up the Lonsdales and the Everton tat and put them in the bin. 

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

They are normally crack addicts. Too risky and badly paid for proper criminals.

 

What drives me mad is all these shops that proudly proclaim they will unlock your phone. Just facilitating thieves and muggers.  

Difference between unlocking and unblocking.

Unlocking means you can put a different network sim in. Nobody offers unblocking as it's illegal and very technically difficult, once a phone has been blocked they'd need to reprogram the imei.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Its probably a different thread but the thought of a long prison sentence genuinely scares me even though I'm pretty law abiding these days. These teenage kids in London stabbing each other are then getting 25 - 30 year minimum sentences before paroll. Stuck in a tiny cell, 22 hours a day for the next 25 years over some social media feud.

 

Zach buckland (?) the low life scumbag who killed 4 kids in a fire in Salford got 40 years minimum and he was 23 at the time.  Imagine he has been sitting in his cell in Strangeways on his own all day today and all day tomorrow and all day on Wednesday and so on and so on for 40 years. I don't know how anybody copes with it. It must drive you mad eventually, a slow relentless destruction of your mental health. 

Probably taken up art.

 

[Geoff Woade]

I used to play for a football team that had 2 lads in it who were close mates. 
They’d been sent to prison for a few years as one of them caught a burglar in his house, tied him up and called his mate round to spend a few hours torturing him.

Brutal apparently, used a drill and a spatula heated up on the stove amongst other things.

Not saying if I agree with it or not but as they famous saying goes ‘chat shit, get banged’

[Section_31]

5 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

I used to play for a football team that had 2 lads in it who were close mates. 
They’d been sent to prison for a few years as one of them caught a burglar in his house, tied him up and called his mate round to spend a few hours torturing him.

Brutal apparently, used a drill and a spatula heated up on the stove amongst other things.

Not saying if I agree with it or not but as they famous saying goes ‘chat shit, get banged’

I remember about 10 years back the government updated the rules about what you could and couldn't do when faced with an intruder. The real world news story they released as an example of what wasn't allowed, was some bloke had caught a burglar in his house, tied him up and set him on fire.

[littletedwest]

A mate of mine has a mate who was a professional rugby league player who caught a burglar and kept him in his cellar for 3 days.

The burglar never went to the police once released 

[Anubis]

11 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

A mate of mine has a mate who was a professional rugby league player who caught a burglar and kept him in his cellar for 3 days.

The burglar never went to the police once released 

[mattyq]

Can't say I think torturing people is the way forward even if they've tried to rob your house.

A sound beating in the heat of the moment fair enough but a torturer is worse than a robber any day of the week

[cloggypop]

Legalising drugs probably works better long term for society than individual summary torture. 

[mattyq]

5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Legalising drugs probably works better long term for society than individual summary torture. 

What about weird vigilante torture fantasies? Won't anybody think of them?

[Jennings]

2 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

... even though I'm pretty law abiding these days. ...

Ooooh!! There's a story here. Come on Colonel, don't keep us in suspenders.

 

[YorkshireRed]

In our last house we got burgled twice while we were upstairs in bed. Fortunately (I’m a coward and my wife would have killed them) we didn’t hear them either time. First time they stole a few Christmas present and my car. Second time, it’s possible we disturbed them as the television was unplugged but not taken. 
 

Lovely little spot but that was also the problem. Surrounded by fields so pretty easy to get close to the house without being seen. 
 

We’d have moved anyway as it was too small for our growing family but it made us think differently about what had been our first home. 
 

Cunts. 

[Turkish Delight]

When I was a kid we were burgled the day after my nan's funeral. We were at a meal with my mum's extended family before everyone went back to their different places around the country. Whoever did it saw all of the sympathy cards and just cracked on. Absolute scum.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Turkish Delight said:

When I was a kid we were burgled the day after my nan's funeral. We were at a meal with my mum's extended family before everyone went back to their different places around the country. Whoever did it saw all of the sympathy cards and just cracked on. Absolute scum.

They have zero empathy. I couldn't follow through with trying to ruin someones life like that. I've nothing against robbers like the Hatton Gardens one but when its turning peoples lives upside down through no fault of their own its just not on. 

 

Sorry Matty but torture is the best they deserve the fucking arseholes 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

I remember about 10 years back the government updated the rules about what you could and couldn't do when faced with an intruder. The real world news story they released as an example of what wasn't allowed, was some bloke had caught a burglar in his house, tied him up and set him on fire.

Wishy washy lefties

[mattyq]

24 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They have zero empathy. I couldn't follow through with trying to ruin someones life like that. I've nothing against robbers like the Hatton Gardens one but when its turning peoples lives upside down through no fault of their own its just not on. 

 

Sorry Matty but torture is the best they deserve the fucking arseholes 

Fucking Hell, mate

You can't go around torturing people and nobody deserves to be tortured.

It's not difficult

Nobody is arguing robbers aren't scumbags but you're trying to argue that torturers are fine, upstanding people when, in reality, they are the lowest of the low and proper filth.

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, mattyq said:

Fucking Hell, mate

You can't go around torturing people and nobody deserves to be tortured.

It's not difficult

Nobody is arguing robbers aren't scumbags but you're trying to argue that torturers are fine, upstanding people when, in reality, they are the lowest of the low and proper filth.

 

If I was a professional torturer then yeah but if I have reacted to someone breaking into my house by putting the rat through some pain then no. Fuck him 

[cloggypop]

You couldn't torture your way out of a wet paper bag, you fucking hairy teletubby.