Tory Cabinet Thread

[Anubis]

Just the headline, but no surprise.

 

Farage says Rwanda policy does not go far enough, and implies Brexit won't be complete until Human Rights Act goes

 

[Creator Supreme]

13 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Just the headline, but no surprise.

 

Farage says Rwanda policy does not go far enough, and implies Brexit won't be complete until Human Rights Act goes

 

I'd be fine with scrapping the HRA in his case, but then the fucker ain't human!

[Gnasher]

By-election coming,

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/14/imran-ahmad-khan-resigns-after-child-sexual-assault-conviction

[Strontium]

Highly anticipating Starmer winning back a seat that was Labour since 1932 until being lost in 2019.

[Strontium]

Haha what.

[Arniepie]

19 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Highly anticipating Starmer winning back a seat that was Labour since 1932 until being lost in 2019.

Well they voted in the worst pm in living memory and a local mp who turned out to be a sex case so they are clearly an astute lot.

[Strontium]

Good to see that the only people not looking forward to Labour winning Wakefield are *checks notes* Labour supporters.

[Bjornebye]

Negged for yet another dig at Corbyn, a man with more integrity in his left nipple than you'll ever have. 

[Strontium]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Negged for yet another dig at Corbyn, a man with more integrity in his left nipple than you'll ever have. 

 

Literally didn't mention him, you absolute fucking caricature.

 

Edit: Okay, I appreciate you have now taken away 2 of the 3 negs. But seriously...

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

 

Literally didn't mention him, you absolute fucking caricature.

You didn't need to you fucking dog bowl 

[Gnasher]

37 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

By-election coming,

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/14/imran-ahmad-khan-resigns-after-child-sexual-assault-conviction

 

Part of the Tory nonces defence in court was the boy he sexually assaulted was a 'corbynista". The boy was a Labour supporter.

29 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Highly anticipating Starmer winning back a seat that was Labour since 1932 until being lost in 2019.

 

[Scooby Dudek]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

I see they're back to attacking politically motivated lawyers.

Reading the proposal, my first thought was it will not be allowed but it will give them the culture attack of activist lawyers and the loony left etc. 

Right on cue 

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

Literally didn't mention him, you absolute fucking caricature.

 

Edit: Okay, I appreciate you have now taken away 2 of the 3 negs. But seriously...

It was a snide pop at him. You know it was. 

[Strontium]

32 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It was a snide pop at him. You know it was. 

 

If you really are so utterly swivel-eyed that you see the simple mention of Labour losing a seat in 2019 as an attack on the Dear Leader. Blasphemers absolutely must be punished.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

 

If you really are so utterly swivel-eyed that you see the simple mention of Labour losing a seat in 2019 as an attack on the Dear Leader. Blasphemers absolutely must be punished.

Are you denying that it was a dig at him? 

 

"Highly anticipating Starmer winning back a seat that was Labour since 1932 until being lost in 2019."

 

In-fact don't bother, I'm sick of you lying. 

[Strontium]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Are you denying that it was a dig at him? 

 

"Highly anticipating Starmer winning back a seat that was Labour since 1932 until being lost in 2019."

 

In-fact don't bother, I'm sick of you lying. 

 

Okay then, why don't you point out where the dig at someone I didn't even mention is?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Strontium said:

 

Okay then, why don't you point out where the dig at someone I didn't even mention is?

It's there, within your post you snivelling fucking walrus. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

Well they voted in the worst pm in living memory and a local mp who turned out to be a sex case so they are clearly an astute lot.

I live in Wakefield…

 

 

Ah, good point. 

[Strontium]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It's there, within your post you snivelling fucking walrus. 

 

Even by your standards this is a reach.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

 

Even by your standards this is a reach.

Ok, let's make it easy. Were you having a sly dig at Corbyn in that statement, yes or no? 

[Harry's Lad]

20 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

If you really are so utterly swivel-eyed that you see the simple mention of Labour losing a seat in 2019 as an attack on the Dear Leader. Blasphemers absolutely must be punished.

[Strontium]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Ok, let's make it easy. Were you having a sly dig at Corbyn in that statement, yes or no? 

 

Obviously not, because how the fuck is it a dig simply to say that Labour lost Wakefield in 2019?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

 

Obviously not, because how the fuck is it a dig simply to say that Labour lost Wakefield in 2019?

Yes or no? And you didn't just 'simply say' that did you. 

[Gnasher]

Resigned and found guilty in a court of law of doing a bit of noncing because he was "Touching a leg above clothing'

 

 

 

[Strontium]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yes or no?

 

9 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Obviously not

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Do you need me to explain whether "obviously not" is a yes or a no?