Simon Green - Who Am I?

[sir roger]

On 01/03/2022 at 19:48, Sugar Ape said:

Bring him home. And give him a haircut. 
 

 

Good luck to the lad

[Carvalho Diablo]

Eastwood > Maroulis > Cruise

[Anubis]

We should all feel like proud parents, watching our son grow into his manhood.

 

Best of luck to him and his new bride.

[Section_31]

All we need now is for Robbief to win Mr Universe.

[sir roger]

If Simon became an acting success and turned up on Norton, we could close the ' great talk show moments ' thread at that point.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

If Simon became an acting success and turned up on Norton, we could close the ' great talk show moments ' thread at that point.

If someone told me on Tuesday that he was appearing on it on the Friday night I reckon I will have shit myself to death with excitement by the Friday morning. He deserves it. 

[sir roger]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If someone told me on Tuesday that he was appearing on it on the Friday night I reckon I will have shit myself to death with excitement by the Friday morning. He deserves it. 

It would have to be at least a three-episode piece, with no other guests, just to get the highlights in. He may need to leave his musings on oriental minges out though.

[Jennings]

The interview would start something like this:-

Graeme Norton: Welcome to one of Britain's best loved heart-throb actors...

Simon (interrupting): Just before we start...do you know the best way to get blood off a green-room's carpet?

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, sir roger said:

It would have to be at least a three-episode piece, with no other guests, just to get the highlights in. He may need to leave his musings on oriental minges out though.

Nooooo. Simon, Matthew Mconaughey, Dua Lipa and John Fury. 
4 hour long episode with four 10 minute breaks for showers and refreshments. 

[Captain Turdseye]

My mate’s going to a party at Dave Courtney’s house tonight. I’ve told him to look out for a lad with a northern accent missing the tip of finger. 

[Anubis]

Does your mate know Dave Courtney is a bad grass? Tell him not to share anything he doesn’t want plod to know.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Captain Turdseye]

On 22/07/2022 at 19:47, Anubis said:

Does your mate know Dave Courtney is a bad grass? Tell him not to share anything he doesn’t want plod to know.

Apparently the party was fackin’ blinding. 

[KMD7]

13 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Really miss Si.

[Bobby Hundreds]

He's  going to write Rocky isn't he but call it Ricky and its in Warrington not Philadelphia.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

He's  going to write Rocky isn't he but call it Ricky and its in Warrington not Philadelphia.

He's going to write Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

He's going to write Billy and the Cloneasaurus.

He thought putting beef and tomato together was his culinary creation so I'm not expecting a uniquely new blockbuster, although I await with anticipation.

[sh#t waffle]

It's about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I'm going to call it "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".

[Anubis]

The story of a boy who has his dog kidnapped by questionable folk, and years later both boy and dog overcome arduous situations to reunite in a heartwarming finale.

 

A Boy And His Dog.

[Elite]

The worlds first perpetual motion picture.

[Bjornebye]

Brechin Bad - The Movie 

[Clem H Fandango]

One punch jarv flew over the cuckoo's nest.

[VladimirIlyich]

The Boys from the Stuff they put on roads and leave before finishing.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Squeasantville 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Never Tire of The Chase: Silverlining.