Acting Performances You Can't Accept

[Josef Svejk]

Everyone in Inbetweeners USA

 

Is there such a show? Lord...

[Champ]

You remind me of Tomlinson in that film SD. Not because he is a fat cunt with piles like, because you are a fat cunt with piles.

Oh, dear. Stig's back on the drink

[setreal]

Not Picard though Shirley? 

 

 

 

They are all off character in the movies. Hollywoodized if you will.

[General Dryness]

Oh, dear. Stig's back on the drink

Give him his due, he's always been fairly consistent in his feelings towards SD, sober or not.

[Trumo]

Halle Berry in the X-Men franchise gives every impression that she can't act and that Monster's Ball was a total fluke.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Vinnie Jones in anything. 

[Strontium]

You remind me of Tomlinson in that film SD. Not because he is a fat cunt with piles like, because you are a fat cunt with piles.

 

Look who's talking.

[J-V]

Charlie Hunnam in anything.  This cunt simply can't act.

[General Dryness]

Look who's talking.

Bang out of order.

 

There's no proof Stig has piles.

[njackets]

Ultimate force was boss the first two series. Ok. Typical British acting but it was good. Last two series when they brought the bird in was shit. Boss tits though. If anyone else clocked them.

Cringe worthy programme, not one bit realistic got half way through the first episode and swerved it. Was nick named Ultimate Farce in the Army.

[Tony Moanero]

I like Quadrophenia and always watch it when it's on the telly, but Phil Daniel's acting is wooden as fuck.

[General Dryness]

I like Quadrophenia and always watch it when it's on the telly, but Phil Daniel's acting is wooden as fuck.

What's your new suit like?

'Aandsome!

 

Yeah, there's no prizes for guessing why his next high profile job was the video for Parklife. He was shite in Scum as well.

[cloggypop]

I like Quadrophenia and always watch it when it's on the telly, but Phil Daniel's acting is wooden as fuck.

Leslie Ash is terrible in it as well to be fair.

 

I've also seen it loads.

 

I only really watch it for Sting's amazing performance. That dance scene to Louie Louie makes the entire film.

[razor]

"Bell boy!?  BELL BOY!"

[Furmedge]

Look who's talking.

I agree with this. I mean, Travolta was awful in this.

[ZonkoVille77]

Can't see Nicholas Cage mentioned anywhere. But he's dire.

[VladimirIlyich]

Can't see Nicholas Cage mentioned anywhere. But he's dire.

Hes either awful or very good.

Thought he was good in Lord of War and Bringing Out the Dead,yet shocking in a lot of others. Being the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola doesnt hurt though. Only found out recently that Talia Shire is Ford Coppola's sister ergo Nicholas Cage Auntie.

[Section_31]

Saw Richard blackwood in something the other day, the man who once described himself by saying 'they call me the British Will Smith, but I prefer to call myself the British Richard Blackwood'.

 

He released an awful song and disappeared. With his career in tatters he limped on for years until getting a job in EastEnders, admitting that he cried such was his relief.

 

The couple of times I've seen him in it he's been excruciating. It appears he quickly rediscovered his hubris though, saying recently - with a straight face - EastEnders gets seven million viewers on a bad day. The only place to go from there is Hollywood.

[stringvest]

He's a waste of space that bloke

[PestiRed]

He was superb on Brasseye. Looked like he really believed that paedophiles could use the Internet to make special gases come out of your children's keyboard - his face never cracked once

[VladimirIlyich]

He was superb on Brasseye. Looked like he really believed that paedophiles could use the Internet to make special gases come out of your children's keyboard - his face never cracked once

Only a paedo would know this.

[SlugTrail]

cant believe we have got this far and no Affleck as Batman. Just. Fucking. Dire.

[Section_31]

cant believe we have got this far and no Affleck as Batman. Just. Fucking. Dire.

 

I've not seen the film, but the Half in  the Bag review (usually boss) reckoned he was the best Bruce Wayne from any of the Batman incarnations. 

[Section_31]

Saw Richard blackwood in something the other day, the man who once described himself by saying 'they call me the British Will Smith, but I prefer to call myself the British Richard Blackwood'.

 

He released an awful song and disappeared. With his career in tatters he limped on for years until getting a job in EastEnders, admitting that he cried such was his relief.

 

The couple of times I've seen him in it he's been excruciating. It appears he quickly rediscovered his hubris though, saying recently - with a straight face - EastEnders gets seven million viewers on a bad day. The only place to go from there is Hollywood.

 

Amazing. 

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/eastenders-star-richard-blackwood-makes-7235742

 

EastEnders star Richard Blackwood made intimidating ­calls to a 14-year-old boy after becoming embroiled in a ­playground dispute.

 

The muscular 43-year-old went over the top after learning the teenager had threatened to gatecrash a relative’s ­birthday party where Blackwood was the doorman.

 

The actor, who plays bad-boy Vincent Hubbard, sent a string of scary phone messages to the youngster that sounded more like a script in the BBC soap.

In one call Blackwood warned: “Right, so I am letting you know straight, man to man.

 

“You best show up at that party, bring whomever you’re going to bring, but you best show up because I am now coming there waiting to see you.

“If you think you can threaten her, and you think that can walk and think that everything is nice and hunky dory, I’m telling you, you can laugh at what I am saying to you.

 

"But I want to see you on that day.”

If you are really about that life like you wanna play because guess what, I’m about that life.

“So if you’re really about it, do it. Lemme see you that day.

 

“We don’t even need to exchange no more words. I just want to see you on that day, see how much of about it you really are. No more talking.”

 

[SlugTrail]

I've not seen the film, but the Half in  the Bag review (usually boss) reckoned he was the best Bruce Wayne from any of the Batman incarnations. 

im sorry i just cant accept that, he was terrible. even had to have a machine to deepen his voice. probably didnt help that the film was shit as well.