Definitely true things you've heared about Jeremy Corbyn.

[SammyAftershave]

There's lot of hysterical accusations being flung around at the moment so I thought a thread of it's own might sort out the wheat from the chaff. I'll get it started:

 

I know for a fact his Jap's eye is the wrong way round.

[Clem H Fandango]

another thread for bremainers to cry in.

[cloggypop]

I heard he wears a harrington jacket but prefers the G4 over the G9.

[Dr Nowt]

Eats beans, the two-headed sex beast.

 

Off you fuck, Jez.

[Mook]

He prefers the episodes of Scooby Doo with Scrappy Doo in them.

[alles ist gut]

He is said to have frequented tranny-fucking orgies with Silverlining. Poor show.

[Captain Turdseye]

Jeremy Corbyn stole Simon's dog.

[ZonkoVille77]

Wears socks on his hands at night-time

[tokyojoe]

Privately educated so became a bloody socialist. Obviously this capitalist lark seemed a bit tricky.

[Trumo]

Fuge has got pictures of him frolicking in Ibiza.

[KMD7]

This thread is a disgrace

[cloggypop]

I heard that if it's Jeremy Corbyn and your nan on bongos it's the shadow cabinet.

[Dr Nowt]

He received a signed copy of Fat Dunk's book and uses it as a coaster when hosting regular Neo-Nazi paedophile rallies in his back garden.

 

No attendee at these events has ever lowered himself to using it.

[Elite]

He used to run a porn company called Corbyns' cum bins.

[Bjornebye]

He is going to stab my exes parents in the eyes with sharpened hooves the hero

[SammyAftershave]

When he's not busy being an underboss of the Bonanno family he is the caretaker and odd job man at a caravan park in Talacre.

[SammyAftershave]

Eats beans, the two-headed sex beast.

 

Off you fuck, Jez.

 

On his fry up with extra juice.

[ZonkoVille77]

He plays golf with a tennis racket.

[Captain Turdseye]

He is going to stab my exes parents in the eyes with sharpened hooves the hero

He can stab them with those skis.

[Clem H Fandango]

He is going to stab my exes parents in the eyes with sharpened hooves the hero

 

true stories please. no fables about girlfriends.

[General Dryness]

He sleeps in the centre of a giant web spun from the finest tweed, which he produces from his nipsy.

 

He has, in fact, been the worlds largest producer of tweed for some time now, having eaten his last rival in 1972. For the trivia buffs amongst us, he started with the head.

[RoboRiise]

Fuge has got pictures of him frolicking in Ibiza.

 

At least he never needs to worry about those seeing the light of day then.

 

After a hard day plotting the downfall of Israel and bricking Angela Eagle's windows, Jeremy likes to unwind by raping baby puffins.

[Anubis]

Jeremy Corbyn logs in here as Jermaine Pennant.

[SammyAftershave]

If you comb the hair to the right of his arse crack with a nitcomb it springs back to reveal the true identity of The Lone Ranger.

[Bjornebye]

If you comb the hair to the right of his arse crack with a nitcomb it springs back to reveal the true identity of The Lone Ranger.

Shit Negged by accident. Someone reverse it for me?

 

 

Corbyn believes in recycling his food and has been eating plates of his own shite for the last 39 years.