Reina claims he's here to stay

[Phoenix]

Milan will want him on loan with us paying his wages.

[El Dangerous]

If he'a staying, he's staying for the donuts.

[gkmacca]

Apparently he's just moved a caravan into Alan Bennett's driveway.

[Dr Nowt]

Una señorita en la camioneta.

[Denny Crane]

So the actions of Liverpool have forced Pepe Reina to request his contract be exterminated, utterley  shameful by Liverpool here to a great loyal servant. I hope Liverpool pay him the full amount of his two year contract in view of this. Forcing a player to be 3rd choice behind Jones is clearly victimisation and maybe we can give him a little bit extra for damages.

 

Here is another surprising stat that highlights flaws in our defending as a team Mignolet and Reina last season.

 

Andrew Beasley @BassTunedToRed  ·  14h

Save Percentage (all shots) Mignolet 70% Reina 80% Big Chance Save Percentage Mignolet 32% Reina 61% #LFC

[scudger99]

There's only one stat that truly counts for humans Dorf. 

100% of all people die.

[stringvest]

 

So the actions of Liverpool have forced Pepe Reina to request his contract be exterminated, utterley  shameful by Liverpool here to a great loyal servant. I hope Liverpool pay him the full amount of his two year contract in view of this. Forcing a player to be 3rd choice behind Jones is clearly victimisation and maybe we can give him a little bit extra for damages.

 

Here is another surprising stat that highlights flaws in our defending as a team Mignolet and Reina last season.

 

Andrew Beasley @BassTunedToRed  ·  14h

Save Percentage (all shots) Mignolet 70% Reina 80% Big Chance Save Percentage Mignolet 32% Reina 61% #LFC

 

 

Brad Jones has been more loyal than Reina Code.  And he's been the better goalkeeper for us over the last two or three years.  

[Tony Moanero]

But... but... but... Reina just gets us.

[Major Tom]

 

So the actions of Liverpool have forced Pepe Reina to request his contract be exterminated, utterley  shameful by Liverpool here to a great loyal servant. I hope Liverpool pay him the full amount of his two year contract in view of this. Forcing a player to be 3rd choice behind Jones is clearly victimisation and maybe we can give him a little bit extra for damages.

 

Here is another surprising stat that highlights flaws in our defending as a team Mignolet and Reina last season.

 

Andrew Beasley @BassTunedToRed  ·  14h

Save Percentage (all shots) Mignolet 70% Reina 80% Big Chance Save Percentage Mignolet 32% Reina 61% #LFC

 

 

There is no loyalty in football and, anyway, I thought you didn't like stats, Denny?

[Denny Crane]

Look for the 6^th time I am not Frod or Frode or Code. I live in England the closet links I have to Norway are when I communicate with Stig bjornebye and stare at his gifs on here. I have never nor want to go even visit Norway not that I am Norwegiest some of the women look good.

 

Also JackofDk and Index100 and Cinco and Gwoldilocks will you stop sending me messages with these little redthingys. Look Code may have done rough things to you but I am not him and do not bring your anti Norway agenda with me.

 

That is all bitches

[moof]

If we all just ignore him then hopefully he'll go away

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Out of interest Denny, what do you think about Agger?

[moof]

*sigh*

[Russ Atmosphere]

Oops wrong thread.

[stringvest]

Look for the 6^th time I am not Frod or Frode or Code. I live in England the closet links I have to Norway are when I communicate with Stig bjornebye and stare at his gifs on here. I have never nor want to go even visit Norway not that I am Norwegiest some of the women look good.

 

Also JackofDk and Index100 and Cinco and Gwoldilocks will you stop sending me messages with these little redthingys. Look Code may have done rough things to you but I am not him and do not bring your anti Norway agenda with me.

 

That is all bitches

 

I shall continue to call you Code as you share the same slightly retarded views as him.  It's easier to lump all of you into the same category.  Code.  

[JermainePennant]

I wasn't sure it was him with the not frod thing as it seems a bit too obvious but the comments about not being interested in stats makes me think it is.

 

He might as well be unbanned anyway because everyone knows he will be back, I would have been interested in the second half of last season to see what negative stuff he could have come up with.

[Dr Nowt]

Old Chinese proverb:

 

"We need not lift manhole cover, to know shit runs under streets.  Sensai."

[Dr Nowt]

Is a bit tight we've made him exterminate his contract though.  Would have thought he'd have been at least allowed to keep it once it had been terminated.

 

I'm hoping we pay him up all of his, Johnson's, Agger's and Coates's contracts as compensation for the loss of A4.  I'm not Frod by the way, and neither's my dog.

[stringvest]

Is a bit tight we've made him exterminate his contract though.  Would have thought he'd have been at least allowed to keep it once it had been terminated.

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Just how shit was he at Napoli if this is being rumoured?

[stringvest]

Just how shit was he at Napoli if this is being rumoured?

 

not great.  But Benitez doesn't mind having him, I suspect, he just doesn't want to pay a fee for him.  

[El Dangerous]

Look for the 6^th time I am not Frod or Frode or Code. I live in England the closet links I have to Norway are when I communicate with Stig bjornebye and stare at his gifs on here. I have never nor want to go even visit Norway not that I am Norwegiest some of the women look good.

 

Also JackofDk and Index100 and Cinco and Gwoldilocks will you stop sending me messages with these little redthingys. Look Code may have done rough things to you but I am not him and do not bring your anti Norway agenda with me.

 

That is all bitches

That's exactly the sort of thing he'd say if he was trying to hide his identity, well, I would anyway. Not that I am him. I don't even know who cod is. Wait, put the pitchforks down, 90% of vigilante mobs end in a case of injustice against a mistaken identity. You Norweigist islanders!

[Dr Nowt]

not great.  But Benitez doesn't mind having him, I suspect, he just doesn't want to pay a fee for him.  

 

If only Pepe knew that.  You'll be able to knock him down with a feather once the club tell him Rafa's put a bid in for him last minute, when we're really up against the wall, or moments after his contract gets exterminated.

[J-V]

If Reina wants a move so much the idiot should drop his wage demands whilst allowing us to still get a fee.

[Dr Nowt]

Don't recall anyone accusing anyone of being someone else during that exchange today.  Must just be an independently scarred and paranoid individual. 

 

Understandable; the internet is a dangerous place for those with voices inside thei...what did you say?  Who did?  No.  No.  NO.  FUCK OFF.  I hate them, don't make me go down there, there are spiders.  I want to watch 'The Man From Uncle'.  Fucking Benitez, I coulda bin a contender.