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Easter. How do you spend yours?


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Good moaning tu  la monde. Just getting my arrse back in after that bonfire barbiee piss up. Mucho drinking and dancing round the  flaming pit to Floyd, BLACK gRRAPE AND fETCh Thhe Pliers. What is the time?? FFuuck.

HHappy cHRISSTMAS and eASTER from us alll at  sHEPHERDD  tooowers. My spelling oonestly isnVtt this  bbad, it's the dodgy basterd baatteriesss on this remote  keyboarrd  arree tanntaamount to goosed.

 

God bless  the baaby Jeesus and let those  wwagons rolll baabby.

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My main barmaid took an overdose in the early hours of Sunday morning because she had a row with her divvy boyfriend so basically I'm fucking working. 

 

She has some issues, not enough to sling a rope round her neck and do it properly but enough to down a few paracetamol and anti depressants then immediately call an ambulance. Apparently she needs the next few days off to recover. Buzzing. Don't get me wrong, I do give a shit about her and she's ace at her job but ffs love, you're 24, you've got a kid and a job. Don't be a 17 year old drama queen.

 

Merry fucking chocolate everyone.

 

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I got drunk in Thailand. Chilled at pool. Then got drunk. Then chilled at the pool. Then ate amazing Thai food. Then watched the tricky reds win. Then got incredibly drunk again. Now I’m having a coffee. Then I will chill at the pool and will undoubtedly get drunk again. Then I will go diving tomorrow to clear the inevitable hangover. 

Easter’s alright like. 

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38 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

I got drunk in Thailand. Chilled at pool. Then got drunk. Then chilled at the pool. Then ate amazing Thai food. Then watched the tricky reds win. Then got incredibly drunk again. Now I’m having a coffee. Then I will chill at the pool and will undoubtedly get drunk again. Then I will go diving tomorrow to clear the inevitable hangover. 

Easter’s alright like. 

An Easter tradition I could get on board with. 

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