Football Snides

[Paulie Dangerously]

Remember seeing an interview with Defoe talking about one of his first top flight games being against arsenal and he megged one of the old guard back four in the first few minutes. I'm paraphrasing now but he said along the lines of 'they battered me, a 17 year old kid, for 90 minutes after that. Punches, kicks, pinching you name it they did it'

[Malarkey]

Ben Thatcher deserves a mention for THAT elbow on Pedro Mendes.

Ben Thatcher weren't snide though. He would always make it bang on what he was doing. He'd always get sent off!

[Russ Atmosphere]

This one hurts to say... Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid era.

[Trumo]

Can we add the whinging dirty cunt that is Eto'o?

 

You can if you ignored the OP.

[magicrat]

Terry hurlock

Genaro gattuso

Mark Hateley

Fernando ricksen

Barry ferguson

Ian ferguson

Lee mcullough

Kyle bartley

 

 

 

And the snides snide himself

 

El hadj diouf

 

 

Non that shower of rats:

 

Dickov

I think you are one Ferguson short on that list mate.

 

Hurley is a good call . What a twat he was.

[magicrat]

I think you are one Ferguson short on that list mate.

 

Hurley is a good call . What a twat he was.

Edit  Hurlock.  

[Jairzinho]

This one hurts to say... Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid era.

 

Yep, Arbeloa is even worse.

[Anubis]

Has that little shitstain Michael Brown been mentioned yet? 

 

 

http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xclut5_steven-gerrard-elbows-michael-brown_sport

 

 

 

[Major Tom]

Has that little shitstain Michael Brown been mentioned yet? 

 

 

http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xclut5_steven-gerrard-elbows-michael-brown_sport

 

He's not a snide; he's just an out and out thug.

 

Edit: You little beauty, Gerrard.

[Jairzinho]

[Gym Beglin]

Andres Iniesta is a gaunt snide shithouse who seems to think he has a special power that prevents people from tackling him, like a byelaw was set-up to protect him from all pyhsical contact.

[razor]

Has that little shitstain Michael Brown been mentioned yet? 

 

 

http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xclut5_steven-gerrard-elbows-michael-brown_sport

 

"Get up you, you fucking tart."

[Manny]

Good thread. For me, the archetypal snide is the cunt who leaves his studs in, can't tackle, elbows and niggles his way through games but somehow manages to avoid any shit sticking on his character - smashes open a knee and then looks like butter wouldn't melt. Our own Suarez is a niggly bastard but everyone knows it and pretty much everyone outside of LFC never tires of pointing it out. Eto'o, as mentioned though, is just as bad but everyone fawns over him and what a clever player he is, completely glossing over his indulgence in the dark arts.

 

Scholes was the Snide's Snide though. A career built on bad tackling that was chuckled off every time. He's the blueprint that every snide since has tried to rip off. Bergkamp may as well have had a halo grafted onto his bonce such was the praise he got, but he spent as much time sharpening his elbows as Chris fucking Sutton. Lampard tried to nobble Alonso back in 2004 (and plenty more since) but has somehow managed to maintain a cuddly image (probably something to do with his massive moon face).

[PestiRed]

Perry Groves

 

Ginger gobshite

[alles ist gut]

Perry GrovesGinger gobshite

The Netto Scholes, if you will.

[Robbo29]

Saw rRedknapp on sky one day, they was saying that Ginger Cunt Scholes cant tackle shit that they always say, Redknapp said that he knew exactly what he was doing, thought then it was about time that someone finaly came out and said it, snide and Ginger, can it get any worse? well yes, fuckin manc as well

[Bjornebye]

Has that little shitstain Michael Brown been mentioned yet?

 

 

http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xclut5_steven-gerrard-elbows-michael-brown_sport

Haha decent whack from gerrard that

 

Razor - i was expecting gerrard to be saying that and thinking it was a kip reading job. Little did i know, Mike Basset was scouting brown at the time from the stands

[evv]

great shout from someone in the crowd at 20 seconds -

"get up you you fuckin tart"

[SammyAftershave]

I haven't seen a mention for this continental Cattermole so I will nominate him myself:

 

 

Giles Grimandi

 

Shite player and a shithouse to boot but a very effective and practised exponent of the dark arts. Shown the red card in the Camp Nou while on the seat of his pants for elbowing Guardiola in the head while they were both on the floor and never more evident demonstrating his character than when cowardly stamping on Gary Mc's hand at the Highbury library.. A snidey shithouse cunt if there ever was one.

[fowler9]

 

every last one of em

[RazorBack]

If only fans were on the pic as well, it'd be perfect. 

[kopboy11]

That Salah looked a snide little bollox yesterday.

[Stu Monty]

For me the snide is the one who is trying to get their nasty tackles in and also won't let anyone come near them without diving. Ivanovic, Mikel and Terry are all proper snides.

 

There aren't many more snide than Suarez though. Amazing but a terrible snide.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Don't think anyone understood the point of the thread. Snide = discreet yet people are naming the most blatant cunts.

 

Obi-Mikel and Kyle Walker for me.

[Harry Squatter]

Materazzi. If you watch him prior to getting butted in the chest by Zidane he keeps pinching his chest and nipples trying to goad him. He's also constantly talking shit to him trying to wind him up. Then ten seconds later he's writhing round on the floor like he's been run over by a transit van.