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"Mystery Man"

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#1 Ne Moe Imya

Ne Moe Imya

Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:30 AM

The interwebz are abuzz with rumours that we're after a player that reporters have only referred to as a "mystery man," in theory because the club have clamped down hard on the news getting out. Even respected journo Rafa Honigstein has confirmed that Liverpool are after a player where the news isn't out there yet and that it would be for a January move (he was refuting that we were in for Pulisic as the mystery man because he says that one will be someone we look to buy in the summer).


Now today, Macca off the (in?)famous Liverpool Rumours site, who actually has a decent reputation for knowing things before they're public, has said that "the player they are pushing for is top, top class" and that he'll be very surprised if it comes off. The only other thing he says of note is that the first choice player isn't one of the "usual suspects." 


Rather than clutter up the transfer thread, I suggest this separate thread for ridiculous speculation, funny gifs, unrelated arguments, and unfunny gifs regarding who this player could be.

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#2 Sputnik1


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:34 AM

'top top class' you say



We have top top men working on a transfer, top men.




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I thought about using an adblocker, the only trouble is how would I know which hot singles are in my area?



#3 Ne Moe Imya

Ne Moe Imya

Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:34 AM

My own thoughts are that this is going to start off all




but end like



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#4 niallers


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:34 AM

Damien Plessis, has to be. He's finally gotten his mojo back, or found the mojo he never had.
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sax-a-mo-phone, sax-a-mo-phone



Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:35 AM

shabba ranks

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#6 Jennings


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:36 AM

Welcome to Liverpool, Mystery man.


I have seen all your films.

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"Dirty face and unkempt hair. Long and full to summerness"

#7 TK421


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:37 AM


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Knuckles the dog won't bite

He respects all forms of life

#8 Fugitive


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:40 AM

These ITK’s are fucking quims. I reckon they sit there with big massive stonkers, rubbing themselves off at the internet playing ‘Guess Who?’.
Either say the name or shut the fuck up, you sad twats.
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Signatures are for spastics.



Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:41 AM

please be Aubamayeng

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#10 Ne Moe Imya

Ne Moe Imya

Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:41 AM

Have to admit that despite all my pessimism stuff like this is still a guilty pleasure.


Your brain starts to go "Who could it be? Griezmann? Dybala? Dele Alli? Mertens? Ooh, it's Icardi, isn't it?" despite knowing that it's utterly pointless.

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#11 aRdja


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:42 AM

Jordy Brouwer please!
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#12 Skaro


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:43 AM



Tapping up Coutinho was a ruse/make weight.

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Oh, a Bordeaux is one of the clarets all right.

#13 General Dryness

General Dryness

Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:44 AM

Yeah it's all part of the fun. Gives us something to talk about till the window closes anyway.
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#14 Grinch


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:49 AM

There's nothing mysterious about no nothing fuckheads pretending to have info, especially on twitter.  

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:52 AM

Macca knows fuck all. Transfer Rumours is bollocks. I still prefer his alter ego from years ago Wacca. Mainly because I knew him.
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Contrarians are sad virgins with fuck all better to do!

#16 Clarence


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:53 AM

More interested in the mystery meat served in some kebabs and why it tastes so good

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Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit. 

#17 Skaro


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:55 AM

More interested in the mystery meat served in some kebabs and why it tastes so good




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Oh, a Bordeaux is one of the clarets all right.

#18 No2


Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:55 AM

Whoever he is he his name needs to end in "O" so he can slot into the tune doing the rounds.
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#19 Paulie Dangerously

Paulie Dangerously

Posted 11 January 2018 - 11:57 AM

I'll keep my ear to the ground lads.  Hope this will be another one to add to my ever growing signature of ITK successes. As ever keep looking at the invite only twitter feed.  

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"The TLW ITK" 






Coutinho Transfer request

VVD in January

Coutinho confirmed fee 

Fabinho broke before official LFC release 


#20 Jockey


Posted 11 January 2018 - 12:00 PM

What the fuck is this - 3-2-1? 


Although that may explain how we ended up with Balotelli!

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