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Nils Schmadtke, there’s a name to strike fear into the hearts of heroin addicts.

Chris Patten was on questiontime last night essentially saying the Conservative party no longer exists and that he's got nothing in common with the 'flat Earthers' on the right of the party. As in the States, it's no longer a battle of left vs right, it's a battle of everyone else vs a predatory superclass that own everything, literally fucking everything. Space ships, actual space ships, social media, print media, property, senators, MPs in the pocket. When you "hate" those people you're not simply despising a legitimate but opposing world view, you're railing against an existential threat which had destroyed your economy, destroyed your future, your physical and mental health and would happily see you and yours piled on a Bonfire if it'd earn them 50 quid. The credit crunch, covid profiteering, the opioid crisis in the state. People need to pull their heads up out of the sand and take a look around, these are not nice people we're dealing with here. People aren't nearly angry enough. That's actually the most depressing part of the whole thing. The 2019 election finished me off as a believer in humanity's ability to do what's sensible.

Which is never awight.

If the youth want to wear tees emblazoned with it, or if crowds of them want to shout it out loud then I've got no issue with it. The Tories have literally stolen their future from them. Just don't sit on your arses like most elections though, get out and fucking vote the cunts out of government eh.

Brighton going for Dahoud is a nice stroll down transfer disappointment memory lane. They’ll be signing Konoplyanka and Alex Teixeira next.

I think Mac Allister will be great for us. He played a major part in Argentina winning a World Cup, so I don't see him being in any way overawed. Not an exact match, but he'll finally be a replacement for Gini. Well worth watching his World Cup highlights for something a bit different to the Brighton stuff. He nearly always does the right thing and isn't afraid to hold onto the ball if there's nothing on. It will also be a novelty having someone pressing intelligently from midfield again. The only downside - and it's a big one - remains that gap between 'Mac' and 'Allister'.

Nils Schmadtke nisi opium.

My man Micky Van de Ven, make it so.

Agreed. Anthony Taylor is a fucking terrible ref, not disputing that, but there's no defending any violent behaviour towards him or any other ref.

Sorry mate, thats wrong. Whatever we think of decisions or of him, he nor any other ref doesn’t deserve that. we’re all passionate about the sport and our teams but that’s going to far. Seeing chairs being lobbed at him and his missus at the airport is shocking. Fans need to get a grip.

Half this site is people arguing with Stig

That’s horrific and totally unacceptable. The support around football is becoming so toxic.

Just wanted to lose my post virginity to say how much I’ve enjoyed the podcasts this season. Whether it’s good or bad, there’s always guaranteed entertainment!

Is it any wonder they’re financially fucked.

Simao is sitting on a plane on the tarmac looking at his watch as we speak.

Schofield saying he's puzzled why his private life is splashed on the front pages and why people want to talk about it on TV. On the back of a career where almost daily he talked about peoples private lives that had been splashed on front pages

He's a scumbag and using her death as a defence is horrible. That said, Dan Wootton was the cunt who said he'd expose Schofield as gay unless he gave the s*n an exclusive interview which is why he did so it came out on his terms. Wootton has been in a frenzy about Schofield for weeks, having people on his cunt show on gb news to twist the knife deeper. He does the same to Meghan Markle and he did the same to Flack (look how that ended). So in that respect what the likes of Wootton are doing as abhorrent and similar to what Flack went through. Schofields still a slimeball.

Hahahaha. Nice try, you mad, dishonest gobshite. The day Roger Waters joins a protest organised by Fascists, I'll accuse him of standing shoulder-to-shoulder with them. OK?

Had quite a lot of time for Chamberlain. I thought it was mad that we were signing him and that he wanted to play in midfield but Klopp saw something in him and as part of a midfield three proved everyone wrong. All of Chamberlain's injuries have been serious and debilitating which is why I have more time for him than Keita also the fact that both at their very best Chamberlain was miles away the better player. We have had injury prone players before and will again I'm sure, but he really was a lost opportunity for a very special player.

I bet he's fucking delighted that Schofield nobhead is taking all the heat at the moment. Keeps him firmly down the list of headlines. What a fucked up country we live in where a bloke who had an affair is deemed more newsworthy than political corruption and lies.

We've had The Three Tenors, now its The Three Cunts

"Do you want me to die?" Not really arsed either way, mate.

Cheers for all the reports, round ups, and TWTWTW through this twat of a season, always hit the mark win, lose or draw.

They've moved away from the generally accepted principles of controlling and protecting space in favour of 'relationships' grouping players in small spaces and a seemingly structureless system. Presumably it has some of it's basis in Futsal but not sure. Here's one video on it.

If this thread wasn't mockering enough, getting your pass in a year in advance definitely does it.

That’s because there isn’t one. But shouting at the ones who voted that way and calling them idiots or racists is only going to make things worse. It’s time for sensible discussion and reasoning about why it’s important to either rejoin the common market, or the EU in its entire. Look at Ireland where the discussion has started in earnest about reunification. Even Sinn Fein are saying it can’t just be the Northern Unionist side rejoining Ireland as it is now. It’s got to be a shared island when unionism can feel like it has a place. Anything else will just result in renewed violence. I have serious issues with Unionism and what it’s done to my island, but I also know that if we don’t make it an island unionists feel they can live in, we’ll be doomed to repeat the errors of the past. And that will be achieved by grown ups discussing issues, not people shouting up the ‘ra or fuck the pope.

I really wish we didnt have to play them twice again in the league. I was really hoping to avoid that stress.

You can hear what that lad speaks like without even hearing him.

Final got my lazy arse around to reading the OP and actually went and pressed the correct ad-free theme button. I've never had an enema, but I'd imagine this is what it might feel like. Phew. Thanks @dave u There were times I wanted to throw my fucking laptop out the window.

•Lack of self awareness: Again, I’d have to say it’s us Everton fans. We manage to shoehorn in a reference to them lot whenever we talk, although I made it to the third paragraph this time which is a record. Heysel.

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I'd love to try that upon leaving a job, giving everyone a signed poster of me and a bottle of my new fragrance, 'Obnoxious - by Mook'.

Will you shut the fuck up. It’s like the African Stig

He's absolutely boiling the piss of unionists and Tories during this visit, so I'd say its been a pretty successful trip all round.

Now I feel sad!

Do we really have to do this again? You and Rico (pbuh) saw a Fascist-led demo against children's entertainers reading children's stories to children, and you picked a side. Gnash showed support for a Fascist-dominated Italian government because they opposed the EU. (At least in his case I knew that he would recognise that finding yourself lining up with Fascists is bad.) You posted a link to a white supremacist trying to steal a bit of relevance by piggy-backing on the lies that cunts are telling about Waters. You can't go crying "I don't know what it's got to do with me", you used jam-rag.

We’ve finished it. It sags a bit but then gets better. The Amsterdam episode is very good. The last couple are really good as well even with the Pep Guardilio cameo.

Very difficult. I’ll confess, I don’t know who Djalma Santos is, assume he played in the 1950’s sides so waaaaaay before my time. Alves was a great player but I don’t think he ever won the World Cup. The other two were World Cup winning captains. A quick Google on them both and I’ve gone for Cafu - apparently he’s the only player to play in 3 consecutive World Cup Finals (‘94, ‘98, ‘02), winning 2 and being the Captain in ‘02. Also, Cafu was had a dreadful record against us. Part of the Roma ‘01 & ‘02 sides we beat and played in Istanbul. He was an unused sub in Athens, which was a shame given his terrible record against us. I also pity Cafu for having his reputation embellished by being associated with Jon Flanagan.

He can definitely work on that.

Thanks for your advice fellas, my lad has bought him a Yamaha JR1 as Howie mentioned and is getting him booked in for some tuition. Hopefully it's not just a passing interest.

I hope he misses a pen in his last ever game to fall 1 goal short

They are eating themselves alive. I bet Sunak is shitting his kecks tonight because the fat scruffy twat must have something major on him in those messages if he’s offering to hand them over. I’m predicting that Sword wielding cunt from the Coronation will be installed as new PM by the end of the summer.

Apparently he has handed over his messages now obviously trying to fuck sunak over. Hopefully they rip each other to shreds.

Your daily reminder that there is absolutely no bottom to his grift.

My youngest lad scored from his own half in the last game of the season. Spotted the goalie off his line and went for it. He’s so chuffed now.

How the fuck is Vlad Smicer 50? Istanbul was only a few years ago.....

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65536506 A Utah woman who published a children's book about grief after the sudden death of her husband has been charged with his murder.