Anyone else hate Weddings?

[Jairzinho]

 

Edit - What sort of fucking party finishes at half seven?

 

Think the answer could be here.

 

I'm actually looking forward to attending a wedding tomorrow.

 

One of my best mates is getting married for the second time, but this one is 20 years younger than him.

 

Church for 12 and then just across the road into his back garden for a party.

 

No formal sit down meal

The bride has loads of fit mates

Beer tent

Hog roast

Music

Cricket

Bouncy castle

 

And the best part is it finishes at 7:30 and it's only £20 in a taxi home.

 

He's 27.

[A Red]

Shortest sentence "I am" Longest sentence " I do"

[Section_31]

I've discovered in recent years they're a lot more fun when you actually like the people getting married.

 

Genuinely amazes me how many people you barely know or barely like invite you to their weddings, stag/hen do's. Must be a numbers thing - but why?

[Karl_b]

I've discovered in recent years they're a lot more fun when you actually like the people getting married.

 

Genuinely amazes me how many people you barely know or barely like invite you to their weddings, stag/hen do's. Must be a numbers thing - but why?

Agreed. I love a wedding when it's a close friend or family member, especially when you know a decent number of other people.

 

We're getting married in November, we're having a small ceremony for 15 people, a meal at our favourite restaurant and then a piss up in a brewery (literally) with our closest friends and family. I can't wait, I'll be throwing some serious shapes, drinking local craft beers and catching up with ace people.

[Section_31]

Agreed. I love a wedding when it's a close friend or family member, especially when you know a decent number of other people.

 

We're getting married in November, we're having a small ceremony for 15 people, a meal at our favourite restaurant and then a piss up in a brewery (literally) with our closest friends and family. I can't wait, I'll be throwing some serious shapes, drinking local craft beers and catching up with ace people.

awesome, yeah that's what ours was like. 50 day guests and about 80 evening, simply a chance to get all the people you care about in one place. My stag do was a steak and a few beers in West Kirby with five close mates.

[s(k)aturation]

Irish weddings are fun.  Apart from one I recall, but that wasn't family.

[Em City]

The last one I went to, I got bladdered and shagged a 19 year old.

 

Weddings are ace.

[dickie mint]

The last one I went to, I got bladdered and shagged a 19 year old.

Weddings are ace.

 

Hope it wasn't the groom.

[lifetime fan]

Was a brilliant day, and as Rico pointed out like fuck did I leave at 7:30.

 

Less than 40 people, only immediate family and best mates invited, church service but the minister was actually quite funny and didn't take too long, great weather, amazing food and we had a right laugh.

 

The added bonus was we have another wedding next Sunday (who the fuck gets married on a Sunday?) for a mate of hers I hardly know. She suggested I paid for yesterday and she'll pay next week...her face when she found out all the beer was free was a fucking picture!

[Em City]

I was at a mate's engagement party last night. They're both great people, so I'm really looking forward to the wedding.

 

Might take the month off work for that one.

[tokyojoe]

Was a brilliant day, and as Rico pointed out like fuck did I leave at 7:30.

 

Less than 40 people, only immediate family and best mates invited, church service but the minister was actually quite funny and didn't take too long, great weather, amazing food and we had a right laugh.

 

The added bonus was we have another wedding next Sunday (who the fuck gets married on a Sunday?) for a mate of hers I hardly know. She suggested I paid for yesterday and she'll pay next week...her face when she found out all the beer was free was a fucking picture!

The Greeks do.

[Remmie]

I went to a great wedding on the weekend, this was a very, very good best man speech:

 

[Fowlers God]

I do today

[lifetime fan]

You were great!

[Fowlers God]

You were great!

Where did you come from Baby?

[Fowlers God]

I may as well take the piss out of myself- every one else is

[Rico1304]

You were great!

Shapes were thrown.

[Shitty Arse]

Nope. Normally a good opportunity to leave someone with soggy knickers

[Captain Turdseye]

I do today

Do you believe in miracles?

[lifetime fan]

Shapes were thrown.

 

 

 

I'm just glad there's no video evidence of me dancing at weddings the last two weekends. 

 

 

EDIT: The photo she thought funny to post on facials was bad enough.

[VladimirIlyich]

My daughter's getting married in about 18 months and has just chosen her dress over the weekend. My tactics are to stay firmly in the background for as long as possible.

[tokyojoe]

My daughter's getting married in about 18 months and has just chosen her dress over the weekend. My tactics are to stay firmly in the background for as long as possible.

Until you have to pay for everything.

[easytoslip]

Also stag and hen nights, dreadful, at least you can smell your own flowers at a funeral as opposed to a wedding, yours betrothed.

[Mook]

My missus' cousin & her fiancé have announced they're getting married in Dunbar (miles away from anywhere) on Friday 27th April & no kids are allowed. And it's a barbecue, in Scotland, in April.

 

Who the fuck comes up with shit like that?

 

The good news is that's it's a Friday & we won't be able to get a babysitter so I'll have to stay at home with the kids.

[Harry Squatter]

My cousin got married in some remote place in Nottinghamshire last year. No kids allowed, 2 hotels 10 miles away and extortionate taxis. Just made my excuses and said i couldn’t get a babysitter.