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[RedKnight]

SD: Eh Robbo, see the way I had that right back off. He didn't know what hit him.

JC: Eh? It was a fucking training cone!

[twigs]

 

SG: Joe Cole is coming on?? I can't take this anymore Luis, I'm outta here ...

LS: Whoa, whoa Stevie, WTF?? If you go, I go ...

[twigs]

 

* Swansea sign Michu *

 

Aw man, I knew there was a scout somewhere that I forgot to give my new desk number to!!

[Bobby Hundreds]

 

Star trek extra avoids death this week by removing red top. Sneaky cunt.

[twigs]

 

DA: Yes, it's true, Man City have been in contact, they are in fact watching me today, I'm thinking I'll turn them down though ...

SL: Turn on the showers when you go in there, cheers Danny boy ...

PO: Next he'll be saying Barca are after him!

[Stu Monty]

Downing keen to take compliments where he can find them

 

Fan: "Left back! LEFT BACK! I wish you'd have been left back in the fuc...

SD: "Yep, cheers, appreciated mate. Thanks for the support"

 

 

 

 

Rodgers' desperation for more matchday revenue was becoming clear

 

Spearing: "So why couldn't we sit down with the gaffer then, Charlie?"

Adam: "Something about Werner being here, I dunno?"

 

Rodgers: *Where is he? Can he see the advert? He must be able to!*

 

 

 

 

 

Rumours of an increasingly smug Daniel Agger gain momentum

 

DA: "...and if the CHAMPIONS think I'm worth £25m then who am I to argue?"

[Stu Monty]

Carroll not sold on new direction

 

SG: "You 'avin' this tiki-taka lark or what, la?"

[Stu Monty]

 

Olsson: "What? What did I do?

Dowd: "Erm, eight shirt pulls, three stud-rakes, four elbows a two footed lunge and I'm pretty sure I saw a karate chop in there somewhere!"

Edited August 24, 2012 by Stu Monty

[Stu Monty]

Dowd gets caught up in tactical revolution talk at LFC

Skrtel: "Ref, that was..."

Dowd: "One minute, I'm talking here. Listen, it's all about those little instep passes, not your crossfield laces nonsense Stevie"

Gerrard: "D'ya wanna go and ask him, I'm tellin' yer you're wrong!"

[Stu Monty]

Talk of lack of team ethos at City not going away

 

Aguero: "Aaaargh...get the physio!"

Nasri: "...and zen not only do ze press insult me, ze France manager drops me too!"

Aguero: "The physio...please!"

Tevez: "I'm off, if the gaffer wants me I'll be playing golf"

Aguero: "Seriously, this is really painful!"

[index1000]

Jay Spearing checks out the Giraffe and Rhino at Chester Zooplaaaaa.

 

 

*Il get my coat

 

Can't post attachments so will just add on to yours mate,

This was for the Zoopla pic

 

' quick duck if your not shit '

[Stu Monty]

Pardew loved a good fantasy analogy

AP: *Hmmm. How can I lead my army to capure the princess when I have been banished from the kindom!*

[index1000]

The Dowd with Stevie and Skertal pic

 

' new FA ruling stevie, you have to kick him this high before its a foul on Suarez'

[index1000]

Thumbs up from Downing pic

 

... and Downing acknowledges his usual standing ovation from the away support.

[Stu Monty]

Rodgers was getting the feeling the defence needed drilling on some basics

 

 

BR: "Why are you picking the ball up! Kick it! With your feet!"

[TheHitman]

 

After hearing Brendan's comments that the Liverpool shirt weighs much heavier, Downing showed he was literally prepared to follow his methods.

[Stu Monty]

Borini realises what two glaring misses in one match means

FB: "I'm a gonna getta killed ona de Twitter for a dis!"

[Teflon Don]

 

Downing finally proved that he could score in a Liverpool shirt.

[sm9]

 

Spearing: "What are you doing Jonjo?"

 

Shelvey: "Just taking a picture of something..."

[dave u]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Teflon Don]

 

Mongo - Leader of the Blackshirts

[Alan Sex]

The one with Mongo holding up his fingers.

 

"But in Istanbul dey won it five times".

[Dante]

 

Bitch better be buying me a new watch next May.

[23_Carra_Gold]

RODGERS EMPLOYS CONTROVERSIAL TACTIC TO UNNERVE CHELSEA CAPTAIN

 

BR: GLEN! OI GLEN! Be blacker!

[23_Carra_Gold]

CHELSEA CAPTAIN HOLDS SIT DOWN PROTEST

 

JT: Its ain't fackin right. I ain't playin til you sort it. 'Ave ya seen ow black their fackin right full is?