Other football

[aladdinsane]

Everton fans on my fb are gutted about Mourinho and can't understand it. They genuinely thought he was going there. Lukaku has also public ally said he wants out tonight so the fewm will be high

[Caramac]

[Trumo]

Fucking hell. If he was chocolate he'd eat himself the silly cunt.

[Russ Atmosphere]

What a cunt.

[mouse1989]

If Morata ever becomes available we should be all over him.

[Trumo]

If Morata ever becomes available we should be all over him.

 

I have it on good authority that we've been monitoring the fuck out of him and are preparing to swoop.

[El Rojo]

If he was a rancid, infected penis he'd still eat himself.

[Dr Nowt]

That smug dance from Pardew has brightened up a fucking terrible week. Can't stop watching it.

 

A twat, of course. But WHAT a twat.

[KopOut]

Congratulations to Hibernian for winning the Scottish FA Cup. My cousin is reporting emotional scenes and celebrations in Leith. Good for his business as well.

Hibs fans rioting apparently.

 

Rangers players assaulted, medals handed out in the dressing room after Hibs fans went mental.

[manwiththestick]

Had the misfortune of watching the cup final with a pub full of mancs. First song I heard when they scored their winnng goal? "Are you watching Liverpool"

 

I kid you not.

[Dr Nowt]

The only person tonight loving Alan Pardew more than he does himself is fanta scruff.

[Tony Moanero]

That smug dance from Pardew has brightened up a fucking terrible week. Can't stop watching it.

 

A twat, of course. But WHAT a twat.

Just seen the cup final goals. What a huge one Alan Pardew is. Fancy tempting fate like that.

[Caramac]

[Dr Nowt]

Nice to see the BBC museum lending Pardew a suit for the cup final.

 

[Mustangt125]

Can somebody clear up the hatred for Pardew for me? I know he seems like a smug prick but what's the history?

 

Btw Bolasie is awesome. Think he could at a bigger club?

[Mathewbet1]

Are you a pards aploogiser

[thompsonsnose]

[razor]

I have it on good authority that we've been monitoring the fuck out of him and are preparing to swoop.

 

We breaking open the warchest?

[Herp McDerp]

We breaking open the warchest?

 

Only if our net spend is capped at 35 million

[Preston Red]

 

Either this cunt's happy about the Mancs winning the cup or he's has just seen his sister coming home with a sparkle in her eye.

 

The page I got that off is that ridiculous Full Time Devils on FaceAIDS. Previous to that I'd seen some clickbait page mention our attempts to sign Gotze. Needless to say it was full of Manc gobshites giving it full beans about us not winning anything and they've just won a famous trophy. Usually with appalling spelling.

 

Spotted this FTD page and not a single rival fan in sight on there. Either it's heavily moderated or most other fans aren't childish dickheads. YNFA is another page of such bellendary.

[Mook]

Hope you're right.

In some ways Liverpool, City and United all in a similar boat - they've each got the top guy on their list but if they don't succeed where the hell do any of them turn to next?

In other ways, they're not in the same boat, in that nobody gives a shit about Man City.

[suzy]

The only person tonight loving Alan Pardew more than he does himself is fanta scruff.

 

I noticed in the pre match presser Pardew kept on about he wanted to be the first British manager to win the Cup since 'Arry - surely it should be about the team not just him!

 

That dance was so cringey - is that what he seduces the ladies with?!

[navbasi]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/rafa-benitez-attends-run-96-11368018

[Duff Man]

Alan Pardew may well be the most tragic person on the planet.

[markcd]

that dick head dance is defo something you should be doing when you've got the lid to the cup on your head - not with 10 minutes to go. Soft twat.