*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Boss]

http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1488982428.html

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Istanbul to an Evertonian is like the Moon Landing to a conspiracy theorist.

[Trumo]

Istanbul to an Evertonian is like the Moon Landing to a conspiracy theorist.

 

One small misstep for Milan, one giant leap for feeeeeeewwwwmmmmm.

[Section_31]

Bellew is the perfect poster boy of an Everton fan, faux everyman with shit for brains and a gobby swagger he hasn't paid for. The kind of Scouser that makes you feel like Barack Obama would feel in the presence of 50 Cent.

[Harry Squatter]

Like Bellew, most Evertonians have to advertise their support for their team at every available opportunity and bring it into every single aspect of life. I'd bet my house on Bellew having z cars as his ring tone on his mobile.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Like Bellew, most Evertonians have to advertise their support for their team at every available opportunity and bring it into every single aspect of life. I'd bet my house on Bellew having z cars as his ring tone on his mobile.

I'm sure it went off in one of those videos with Rooney after his fight and if was deffo z cars

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Won a Championship belt - Check

 

Became a baddie in a Rocky film - Check

 

Let everyone know you support Everton - Check

 

Seen them win a trophy since you left senior school - X

[Kloppite]

Won a Championship belt - Check

 

Became a baddie in a Rocky film - Check

 

Let everyone know you support Everton - Check

 

Seen them win a trophy since you left senior school - X

In fairness to the blueshite we can't really say much regarding trophies with our lack of a premier league title.

[Lee909]

Seeing as we have won every other trophy there is since they last won anything. Yes we can

[AngryOfTuebrook]

In fairness to the blueshite we can't really say much regarding trophies with our lack of a premier league title.

Two European trophies, two FA Cups and three League Cups since then help to soften the blow a little bit.

[Harry Squatter]

We may be shit. But we aren't as shit as them.

[Paco]

Is this correct?

 

In the last 50 years the longest we've gone without winning a trophy is 6 years?

 

95-01

06-12

12-18

 

Get your jester hats ordered.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

In fairness to the blueshite we can't really say much regarding trophies with our lack of a premier league title.

Apart from the trophies mentioned add losing CL final, EL final, FA and LC finals. Not won but we got there, how about them ?

Premier League means nothing, it could be called the Dave Smith Super Dooper League, fact is we haven't won it for over a quarter of a century but we really have won it 18 times. Name aside.

[Paco]

Apart from the trophies mentioned add losing CL final, EL final, FA and LC finals. Not won but we got there, how about them ?

Premier League means nothing, it could be called the Dave Smith Super Dooper League, fact is we haven't won it for over a quarter of a century but we really have won it 18 times. Name aside.

I get what you're saying. We've lost more finals than they've been in finals.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Apparently, Lukakau is now their top Premier League goalscorer, with 60 goals.

 

Just 5 short of Torres.

And 9 short of Suarez.

And 58 short of Owen.

And 60 short of Gerrard.

And 68 short of Fowler.

[Curly]

Lukaku is, and is going to be, one hell of a player.

[Curly]

Someone mentioned that bellew and Rooney video. Fucking hell it's hard to watch. Even Rooney seems a bit embarrassed. From z cars, to calling distin "sylv" in a competitive way with Rooney, suggesting he knew him better, the whole thing is horrendous. As was the carragher one and it's always because of bellew. He reminds me of a lad I knew at uni who used to uber his scouse at all times and constantly refer to himself as scouse - it was painful. One lad from Yorkshire said to him once "what do you talk about when you go home? You can't possibly talk about being scouse in Liverpool?"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Lukaku is, and is going to be, one hell of a player.

For someone.

[liverpoolsno9]

Like Bellew, most Evertonians have to advertise their support for their team at every available opportunity and bring it into every single aspect of life. I'd bet my house on Bellew having z cars as his ring tone on his mobile.

 

Ha ha, Bellwhiff's phone goes off in the Rooney video................and its Z Cars. You've just won a house.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CfN4qS8sbMo

[Trumo]

If they all have Z Cars as their ringtone, how do they know who's phone's gone off when they're down the pub (or anywhere else filled with blueshites)?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

If they all have Z Cars as their ringtone, how do they know who's phone's gone off when they're down the pub (or anywhere else filled with blueshites)?

To be fair, in our Istanbul campaign, a lot of our lot were the same with Ring Of Fire. You'd hear it go off in the pub and about 4 or 5 blokes would check their phones.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

We go the game - in our rollers.

 

[Bjornebye]

Top right is Casper from Kes and he has just had a bad pill by the looks of it. 

[an tha]

We go the game - in our rollers.

 

That is undenibaly 'scouse' though.....Bound to have her 'jarmies' on under that coat as well.

[Curly]

We go the game - in our rollers.

 

To be fair, I'm all for this. Scouse pride la. Or something.