*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Hope he gets nicked. Dirty bastard.

[Anubis]

It's not like he's some snot-nosed kid, either.....

[RoboRiise]

Actually with the look of him as he touches her hair, my first thought was that he seems to be  wondering what it would be like to wear her face as a mask.  Disturbing scruffy blueshite cunt is disturbing.

[jamespp]

Be great if they got Celtic in the next round

Why? They'd win about 8-0

[halewood pete]

Dirty horrible bastard, he wont live that down for a long time

[Trumo]

Until she sees that clip, she'll probably think that sticky thing in her hair is toffee.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Bjornebye]

To be honest , it looks like he just scratched his nose and he actually knew the woman, its probably his missus or something.

 

Still a scruffy cunt though

[Fugitive]

Those Welsh are fucking dirty cunts.

[cloggypop]

To be honest , it looks like he just scratched his nose and he actually knew the woman, its probably his missus or something.

 

Still a scruffy cunt though

I agree with this. The Everton shirt over a hoody is disgusting enough though.

[Xherdan]

 

Barkley has also attracted interest from some of Europe's elite clubs, namely Barcelona, but it is believed City are front-runners for the 20-year-old's signature and are prepared to double his wages to bring him to the Etihad Stadium in a deal that would be the biggest ever between two British clubs.  

 

One source close to the player said: “Its a Wayne Rooney situation all over again. Yet another player has comes through the brilliant academy set up at Goodison who so called bigger clubs are desperate to get their hands on.

 

 

 

'So called bigger clubs'. Barcelona.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

'So called bigger clubs'. Barcelona.

He's comparing it to the Rooney situation, because United were, obviously, not as big as Everton.

[Harry Squatter]

Everton are as big as Barcelona

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mes que un club or a mess of a club - they're almost identical.

[magicrat]

I have some sympathy for Everton not being able to keep hold of a talented 20 year old for a few more seasons. I would quite like to see us in for Barkley but irrespective of the rivalry we wouldn't even get a look in today.Easy to laugh at them but there will be plenty of tears if Madrid or Barca grab Sterling next summer 

[Reckoner]

yep mr rat, theses local players doing it for their team keeps football with a bit of meaning and character. I honestly think Barkley is one hell of a player,but if he went to man city it would just all be a bit depressing. i wouldn't feel sorry for the bs i should clarify, the fucking fat jarg fila stripey t shirt wearing jubilee taxi driving smelly oboe discharges.

[Brigant Moloch]

Easy to laugh at them 

 

it's not easy, it's just natural, like breathing or diarrhea before first date

[Josef Svejk]

it's not easy, it's just natural, like breathing or diarrhea before first date

 

Ha ha!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This probably doesn't belong here, because it's not anything that Everton have done wrong - but it is funny.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-30060535

 

A Gwynedd man who edited a webpage and named himself the founder of Everton Football Club as a childhood prank has come clean nine years on.

Guto Sion Jones edited a Wikipedia page in 2005 when he was 10 years old and listed himself as the founder in 1865.

Now 19, Mr Jones had forgotten about his misdeed until he heard his name mentioned on American sport TV channel ESPN while at home near Caernarfon.

He said: "When I was 10 years old, I thought it would be a good idea."

But now a student, he admitted: "But now I confess it wasn't that great."

Mr Jones made his confession to BBC Cymru Fyw and said the time is right to correct the situation, but said he is unable to edit the Wikipedia page as he did almost a decade ago.

The Liverpool-based club was actually founded by the St Domingo Methodist Church Sunday School which played its first game in 1878 and changed its name to Everton the following year.

Mr Jones said he did not make the change maliciously and now studies at Liverpool University to be closer to his beloved Toffees.

"I've supported Everton since I was six-years-old, have a season ticket and go to see them away as well - Everton means a great deal to me," he added.

Everton FC declined to comment.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm guessing the real Tom Evans is a semi-literate, copycat helmet.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Everton_F.C.

[Bjornebye]

Everytime one of them gushes about Barkley I always point out that in about a years time you will be calling him a fat bag-head judas cunt. Goes down as well as one can imagine.

[Vincent Vega]

It looks like Kenwright has instructed Martinez to try and drive up the price for Barkley.

 

 

Warning: Hyperbole alert!

 

Ross Barkley will become best England player EVER says his Everton boss Roberto Martinez

• Nov 15, 2014 22:30
• By Simon Mullock

Toffees manager claims the young midfielder "has everything" in his game - and insists he won't be sold to balance the Goodison books

 

Chris Brunskill

Bank on it: Martinez expects Ross Barkley will eclipse the likes of Bobby Charlton and Gary Lineker

Everton boss Roberto Martinez believes that Ross Barkley is on the threshold of becoming the greatest player that England has ever seen.

 

And that is bad news for Manchester City as confidence grows at the Etihad that the champions will land the 20-year-old midfielder for £50million.

 

Martinez told fans that Barkley has everything needed to realise his potential – and has what it takes to become the best player the country has ever seen.

 

He said: “There is no doubt in my mind he will be the best player England has ever had.

“Ross has everything. Normally a player has the pace and power to get around the pitch, or they have the vision to pick a pass.

 

“Ross can do both of those things. He is two-footed, he’s intelligent and he is also in love with the game.

 

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Lion cub: Barkley is already a full England international at the age of 20  

 

“All he wants to do is play football. When we played in our first UEFA Cup game this season he was gutted to be injured, because he was desperate to play.”

 

Martinez knows he will have a fight on his hands keeping Barkley at the Goodison club – even though the player signed a new four-year contract in the summer.

 

Mirror Sport revealed in August how City ditched a plan to sign him when they were quoted a minimum of £50m.

 

City will be back in the summer but Martinez warned: “Ross is probably the biggest asset Everton have ever had.

 

“The truth – and the key to his situation – is that we don’t have to sell. We don’t have to sell players to balance the books at Everton.”

[Jairzinho]

"There is no doubt in my mind he will be the best player England has ever had."

 

 

Jesus titty fucking christ.

[Tj hooker]

You can't make this shite up

[Boss]

“There is no doubt in my mind he will be the best player England has ever had. Ross has everything"