*Shakes head* Everton again.

[an tha]

They really are the most deluded fanbase in the game.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, angie said:

You don’t have to beat Porto, Ac Milan and Atletico Madrid to beat them but they did beat them...

Hahahahaha fuck me if anyone ever asked you to explain an Everton fan to them, just show them that exchange. Hahahaha fucking hell!!!! It’s got the lot 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahahaha fuck me if anyone ever asked you to explain an Everton fan to them, just show them that exchange. Hahahaha fucking hell!!!! It’s got the lot 

Ifithadn't'vebeenfor not being in the group stages, we'd have won our group stage.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Remember when they signed Eto'o for a few games? Fucking weird. 

 

Add him to Ginola, Gascoigne, Ranieri and Mark Hughes as pros who went for a nice retirement package. 

[manwiththestick]

4 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Remember when they signed Eto'o for a few games? Fucking weird. 

 

Add him to Ginola, Gascoigne, Ranieri and Mark Hughes as pros who went for a nice retirement package. 

Ranieri?

[Paulie Dangerously]

56 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Ranieri?

meant Annceloti

[Pete]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahahaha fuck me if anyone ever asked you to explain an Everton fan to them, just show them that exchange. Hahahaha fucking hell!!!! It’s got the lot 

Didn’t Everton lose to Watford a few weeks ago?

[Ron B]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Remember when they signed Eto'o for a few games? Fucking weird. 

 

Add him to Ginola, Gascoigne, Ranieri and Mark Hughes as pros who went for a nice retirement package. 

Rooney, Rodriguez, Ashley Williams…

[Harry Squatter]

Class and Dignity FC

 

[Bjornebye]

37 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Class and Dignity FC

 

Jesus Christ that’s fucking horrible

[Anubis]

Not in the least bit obsessive.

 

 

[Trumo]

6 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Remember when they signed Eto'o for a few games? Fucking weird.

 

They got him to promote their half-season tickets as the ideal Christmas gift for the die-hard bloo, then he fucked off shortly after Christmas.

 

 

Everton that.

[johnsusername]

36 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Not in the least bit obsessive.

 

 

Hopefully they have an Everton one when they finally get relegated. 

 

[Barrington Womble]

9 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

They got him to promote their half-season tickets as the ideal Christmas gift for the die-hard bloo, then he fucked off shortly after Christmas.

 

 

Everton that.

So it was as recent as 2015 when you could buy a half season ticket for. And it was 2016 when the Mosh and Uncle Uzzy turned up and then all of a sudden they're out of STs. Is there a connection there do you think? 

[Harry Squatter]

26 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

So it was as recent as 2015 when you could buy a half season ticket for. And it was 2016 when the Mosh and Uncle Uzzy turned up and then all of a sudden they're out of STs. Is there a connection there do you think? 

Now there's a 20,000 waiting list apparently. Despite the derby tickets going on general sale. 

[Anubis]

27 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Now there's a 20,000 waiting list apparently. Despite the derby tickets going on general sale. 

19,872 of the names on that list are Mr A Usmanov. Seems to be a very common name…

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Not in the least bit obsessive.

 

 

When they become relevant,maybe?

[Leyton388]

3 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Class and Dignity FC

 

What a horrible,  despicable thing to do to someone.

 

They'll be some mental gymnastics by their fans to explain that away. But LFC are the bad ones for suggestions staff be furloughed m 

[Barrington Womble]

25 minutes ago, Anubis said:

19,872 of the names on that list are Mr A Usmanov. Seems to be a very common name…

I thought they might all be Columbians

[Halcyon Days]

4 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Class and Dignity FC

 

Absolute fucking frauds, wish our fans would stop banging on about their community stuff too like no other club does it.

 

Virtuous cunts FC

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Not in the least bit obsessive.

 

 

Be careful what you wish for. The only reason Everton escape their fair share of criticism and mockery is that people forget they exist.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Be careful what you wish for. The only reason Everton escape their fair share of criticism and mockery is that people forget they exist.

Where there's muck there's Brass Eye.

[johnsusername]

Buying Anthony Martial for £36m would be classic Everton. 

- overpriced

- big wages

- past it

- failed at a big club

- never really delivered

- looking for a comfy last pay day

- basically well paid, semi retirement

 

No doubt he'll be lauded as a great, like Rodriguez, Eto, old Rooney etc and they'll all get massively carried away. 

 

Make it happen, Rafa! 

[deiseach]

40 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Buying Anthony Martial for £36m would be classic Everton. 

- overpriced

- big wages

- past it

- failed at a big club

- never really delivered

- looking for a comfy last pay day

- basically well paid, semi retirement

 

No doubt he'll be lauded as a great, like Rodriguez, Eto, old Rooney etc and they'll all get massively carried away. 

 

Make it happen, Rafa! 

- bailing out Man Utd

[Wezza]

https://www.football365.com/news/opinion-everton-confusing-chaotic-benitez-brands-football-director