Opposite sex deal breakers

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Nob cheese

[Dr Nowt]

Rod,Jane and Freddy.

Nothing looks better than sex bantz with a disinterested woman who keeps steering the conversation away from that topic.

[Total Longo]

I've just read this thread through from start to finish and i have to say, i miss Nantwich girl.

[General Dryness]

Nothing looks better than sex bantz with a disinterested woman who keeps steering the conversation away from that topic.

Sssh, russians don't do humour. Besides, you'll ruin his next post which he was planning to be "Two cocks, one in your arse and one in your fanny. Da? Is funny yes."

 

You're just jealous because nobodys doing sex bantz with you anyway.

[jimmycase]

Genital warts!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I don't know you dave but you seem retarded to me.

 

Are you retarded dave? Did your Mum drop you on your head repeatedly just for fun when you were a baby? Did she dave? Did she make you turn out like this? It's not your fault though it was mummy's fault, she never really wanted you either I bet. Just a dead weight around her neck pulling her down and suffocating the life out of her. Still I bet the gin helped her, well the gin and all those black men that you had to call uncle.

 

If it's any consolation dave I love you. Xxx

It's mad to think that anyone ever might have believed Nige was a woman.

 

Try reading that post in a woman's voice.  You can't, can you?  It was obviously written by a bloke; a shitty, witless, snarky turd.  (I don't actually remember much about Ian Beale's Gut, but that post just reads like it was written by someone like Silverlining.)

[SammyAftershave]

Genital warts!

 

Man up or fuck off to that poncey 'fine dining' thread.

[General Dryness]

Just been reading back through the thread, that TesticleO'Reilly was an amusing chap. Is he still around under a different username or does he just not come here any more?

[Kevin D]

Just been reading back through the thread, that TesticleO'Reilly was an amusing chap. Is he still around under a different username or does he just not come here any more?

G Richards.

[Dr Nowt]

Sssh, russians don't do humour. Besides, you'll ruin his next post which he was planning to be "Two cocks, one in your arse and one in your fanny. Da? Is funny yes."

 

You're just jealous because nobodys doing sex bantz with you anyway.

[General Dryness]

G Richards.

 

I was briefly stunned before I realised who the reply was from. You merry prankster.

[Razoray]

I was briefly stunned before I realised who the reply was from. You merry prankster.

I'm gonna log in on the laptop tomorrow to rep this. Quality stuff lads.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Describes themselves as "a spiritual person"

 

Believes crystals have powers

 

 

[Remmie]

Describes themselves as "a spiritual person"

 

Believes crystals have powers

Isn't this every woman that ever existed?

[Bjornebye]

Cunt feet 

[PestiRed]

Cunt feet

 

Intrigued - can we have pics?

[jimmycase]

Cunt feet 

 

Camel toe?

[Ginny]

Strapon wearing

[General Dryness]

Describes themselves as "a spiritual person"

 

Believes crystals have powers

These are also instant cunt identifiers.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Was texting a girl off tinder and she rang me giving me a bollocking before we got to the first date for absolutely nothing. Then when I laughed she got even more irate and started screaming "STOP LAUGHING AT MY FEEEEELINGS" down the phone at me. Then when I hung up, rang me back again trying to give me another bollocking.

 

That was a deal breaker, to be honest.

[Furmedge]

Was texting a girl off tinder and she rang me giving me a bollocking before we got to the first date for absolutely nothing. Then when I laughed she got even more irate and started screaming "STOP LAUGHING AT MY FEEEEELINGS" down the phone at me. Then when I hung up, rang me back again trying to give me another bollocking.

 

That was a deal breaker, to be honest.

Was the sex good?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Was the sex good?

Haha. I didn't have the balls to find out. Had too many psychos and unstable women. Last gf went mad and trashed my house in a psychotic episode, hearing voices. I took her back and she attacked me in my sleep. Shame as when she wasn't experiencing difficulties she was absolutely great.

 

Maybe I bring it out in them. Who knows.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who has an overbearing family or a family who are constant drama/kick off merchants.

 

Someone who constantly texts/messages you and gets a cob on when you don't instantly respond. Especially when you are working.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Had an ex fully lose her shit because I took 20 minutes to write back to a standard message as I was genuinely in the shower.

 

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who is a lazy cunt. I fancied some bird i worked with ages ago and went out with her twice, although she was a.decent looking girl she was about as interesting as watching paint dry.

 

The problem was that she was a bone idle lazy twat who was always phoning in sick and when I got to know her she had literally done nothing interesting with her life and would go round to her mum's house for dinner most nights. Her parents literally did everything for her even though she was 30.

 

She's got 2 kids now and i bet her fella does absolutely everything while she just sits off.