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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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22 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

If you want a good job doing, do it yourself. Smoked bacon, Braughing sausages, fried bread, egg and black pud. Missing mushrooms as none in hand, but most importantly NO FUCKING BEANS.

 

Beats some of you lot going and paying a fortune at someplace and having the offering ruined by the obscenity of beans.

 

Made all the better as it was devoured whilst watching the original 1966 Batman film. Apologies for picture being on it's side, not sure what happened there.20240203_104856[1].jpg


Nice of maccies to let you raid their bins for one of yesterday’s unused eggs

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26 minutes ago, Bob said:

Stayed in best western Forest Hills in Frodsham after the match Wednesday night, so had a brekkie Thursday morning before work, with a view over the Mersey for company.

 

Was standard buffet fayre, overcooked eggs and not very good black pudding and the beans might as well’ve been sitting in water.

 

good sausages and bacon though.

 

 

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Negged for treating us like you don’t really care by sitting on a breakfast pic for 4 days

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From the top photo I’d take:

 

1. The view

2. The non triangular toast

3. The mushrooms 

4. The black pudding (at a pinch)

 

From the bottom photo I’d take:

 

1. The table 

2. The hash brown

3. The sausages

4. The bacon

5. The beans

5. The egg (looks ok)

6. The cup of tea

7. The poncy milk jug 

8. The generosity of your missus.


The tomatoes on both plates can fuck off.

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1 hour ago, Bob said:

And now this morning just had a decent full English with a few disappointing notes.

 

no mushrooms was annoying - but my missus shared some from her veggie option - and the egg was hard. Otherwise very nice and the meaty parts were superb.

 

 

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We're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

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On 03/02/2024 at 13:24, tokyojoe said:

If you want a good job doing, do it yourself. Smoked bacon, Braughing sausages, fried bread, egg and black pud. Missing mushrooms as none in hand, but most importantly NO FUCKING BEANS.

 

Beats some of you lot going and paying a fortune at someplace and having the offering ruined by the obscenity of beans.

 

Made all the better as it was devoured whilst watching the original 1966 Batman film. Apologies for picture being on it's side, not sure what happened there.20240203_104856[1].jpg

 

what did you cook that egg in Dave?  A shoe?

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3 hours ago, Bob said:

And now this morning just had a decent full English with a few disappointing notes.

 

no mushrooms was annoying - but my missus shared some from her veggie option - and the egg was hard. Otherwise very nice and the meaty parts were superb.

 

 

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What's with the sheep's guts on the right? Fuck sake. 

 

The toast and sausages look good.

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