What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Breakfast in the garden this morning and it was boiling out there, even for you beans and hash brown haters, there's plenty there to enjoy. 

2 duck eggs (they were brilliant)

2 pork & tomato sausage

3 pork & pepper sausage

2 black pudding

3 bacon

Beans

Fried slice

2 hash browns

 

Fuck aye.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Breakfast in the garden this morning and it was boiling out there, even for you beans and hash brown haters, there's plenty there to enjoy. 

2 duck eggs (they were brilliant)

2 pork & tomato sausage

3 pork & pepper sausage

2 black pudding

3 bacon

Beans

Fried slice

2 hash browns

 

I hope someone throws a lion over the fence you fucking nonce 

[Anubis]

Looked great. Shame about the beans.

[Barrington Womble]

10 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Yeah fair enough, Baz.

 

The duck eggs alone give the breakfast an 8.5 from me.

 

 

Yeah, i love a duck egg. Although the supermarkets are getting better with the ranges of hen eggs, even Aldi does some crackers. 

[Stouffer]

Tomato sausage makes me feel all....

 

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Negged. You know why.

The hairy egg?

[Pureblood]

55 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Breakfast in the garden this morning and it was boiling out there, even for you beans and hash brown haters, there's plenty there to enjoy. 

2 duck eggs (they were brilliant)

2 pork & tomato sausage

3 pork & pepper sausage

2 black pudding

3 bacon

Beans

Fried slice

2 hash browns

 

Rebel beans have infiltrated the bacon. Abort. 

[General Dryness]

7 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The hairy egg?

Hash browns. The nasty frozen triangular type. Pathological hatred.

[Bob]

“Who the fuck has plates like that” was the response from my other half.

 

looks belting to me, but Christ you’re going to be on the bog for most of tomorrow trying to get that shit out of you.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Duck eggs!

 

5 sausages 

 

3 rashers

 

What is not to like.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

18 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Breakfast in the garden this morning and it was boiling out there, even for you beans and hash brown haters, there's plenty there to enjoy. 

2 duck eggs (they were brilliant)

2 pork & tomato sausage

3 pork & pepper sausage

2 black pudding

3 bacon

Beans

Fried slice

2 hash browns

 

 

Nice effort. Not perfect but too many queefs on here ready to chuck the baby out with the bathwater.

 

Sort your eggs out next time though. They might taste good but they look fucking odd, whatever you've done to them.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

10 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Hash browns. The nasty frozen triangular type. Pathological hatred.

 

Next you'll be saying there's something wrong with fish fingers.

[Jairzinho]

19 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Breakfast in the garden this morning and it was boiling out there, even for you beans and hash brown haters, there's plenty there to enjoy. 

2 duck eggs (they were brilliant)

2 pork & tomato sausage

3 pork & pepper sausage

2 black pudding

3 bacon

Beans

Fried slice

2 hash browns

 

Good plate of food that.

[lifetime fan]

That fried bread looks outstanding Sir. 

[Anubis]

21 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Tomato sausage makes me feel all....

 

Morning sickness? 
 

Tomato sausage are tremendous when they’re done right.

[Tony Moanero]

The plate looks like something George from Rainbow would use. Food looks very nice though. Obviously, I’d swap the beans and hash browns for mushrooms and tomatoes.

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Aw Geez said:

 

Next you'll be saying there's something wrong with fish fingers.

I love a fish finger sandwich. If you put tartare sauce on it, it's like a filet o fish for meffs.

 

Them fucking hash browns are awful though. And any use of them is negged on site. That's just how it is.

[Stouffer]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Morning sickness? 
 

Tomato sausage are tremendous when they’re done right.

Used to like them but I was sick after eating them one day and have never been able to stomach them since.

[lifetime fan]

Love a tomato sausage but I wouldn’t have it on a breakfast. 

[TheHowieLama]

6 hours ago, Aw Geez said:

 

Sort your eggs out next time though. They might taste good but they look fucking odd, whatever you've done to them.

What?? You are supposed to splash the fat, that is what gives it a whitish cover over the yolk.

Here it looks like he has covered the pan. Still far better than most of the efforts on here have been.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

I love a fish finger sandwich. If you put tartare sauce on it, it's like a filet o fish for meffs.

 

A filet o fish is a filet o fish for meffs too.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

42 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

What?? You are supposed to splash the fat, that is what gives it a whitish cover over the yolk.

Here it looks like he has covered the pan. Still far better than most of the efforts on here have been.

 

Says who? White yolks make the whole egg look like a huge splodge of jizz.

 

Yellow yolks make them look like.....eggs.

[TheHowieLama]

6 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

 

Says who?

Everyone who has ever made eggs.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

17 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Everyone has ever made eggs.

 

Definitely not. Maybe its an English thing? or maybe an Irish thing to have them yellow. Yellow yolks are how all fried eggs are served here, at least the ones I've been served.

[Tony Moanero]

Just have your eggs as you like them, you bastards.