What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Section_31]

What's wrong with my breakfast? What?

[Jairzinho]

On 2/23/2019 at 2:34 PM, KMD7 said:

Stopped off in Mother Hubbards in Kilcolgan Co Galway this morning and Mrs KMD7 treated herself to this. 10 fucking euros, Toast was just warm bread . I'm starting divorce proceedings on Monday. 

"I'll have the plate of bean juice please"

 

"Anything else, sir?"

 

"Some raw bacon, a few miniature dog dicks, a couple of knock off breast implants, and a couple of turds please"

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

"I'll have the plate of bean juice please"

 

"Anything else, sir?"

 

"Some raw bacon, a few miniature dog dicks, a couple of knock off breast implants, and a couple of turds please"

Stop it your making me hungry.

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

As if today wasn't bad enough my son orders the beans...

 

 

 

My only hope is that Remmie posts one the those breakfasts he gets that are made out of Lincoln Logs.

[Bjornebye]

Attenborough would have a field day with this thread. 

[Anny Road]

4 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

As if today wasn't bad enough my son orders the beans...

 

 

 

My only hope is that Remmie posts one the those breakfasts he gets that are made out of Lincoln Logs.

Seen a lot worse than that. I’d eat it.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Seen a lot worse than that. I’d eat it.

What about the breakfast mate? 

[Anny Road]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

What about the breakfast mate? 

Has beans and keys. Top work.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Has beans and keys. Top work.

I have beans on toast. I put turmeric in the beans. Never tried keys. 

[Tony Moanero]

24 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I have beans on toast. 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

5 hours ago, KMD7 said:

It looks well cooked that Howie.  Weird plate though. 

Looks like they threw it in the sink.

 

Instead of the bin where it belongs with those fucking beans ruining everything

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Looks like they threw it in the sink.

 

Instead of the bin where it belongs with those fucking beans ruining everything

It looks like its getting thrown at him in some sort of weird sic-fi matrix film 

[Nunavut Patrick]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I have beans on toast. I put turmeric in the beans. Never tried keys. 

Pretty much lived on beans and toast for a year when I was young and broke.

 

Used to buy the massive restaurant size tin and it’d last almost two

weeks. 

 The upgrade was Weiners and beans.

 

Never though did I submit to this staple of poor people though, no fucking way was I letting some corporation choose and cut my weiners and tin it with beans. 

[Elite]

6 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Pretty much lived on beans and toast for a year when I was young and broke.

 

Used to buy the massive restaurant size tin and it’d last almost two

weeks. 

 The upgrade was Weiners and beans.

 

Never though did I submit to this staple of poor people though, no fucking way was I letting some corporation choose and cut my weiners and tin it with beans. 

Can't beat flicking the bean with your wiener.

[Grinch]

Two joints,  a donut,  a snickers and a chocolate milk shake. 

 

Feels pretty perfect about now.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Grinch said:

Two joints,  a donut,  a snickers and a chocolate milk shake. 

 

Feels pretty perfect about now.

 

 

Not arsed about the joints. Type of donut?

[Grinch]

53 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Not arsed about the joints. Type of donut?

It was a basic one wrapped around the straw on the chocolate milk shake.  This milk shake has fucking smarties dimomtees and all,  dangerous be able to get those brought to your table as you puff away. 

[cloggypop]

Get a cup of coffee and a stroopwafel next. 

[Section_31]

39 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Get a cup of coffee and a stroopwafel next. 

Where do you sit on the whole continental breakfast situation? I'll often go back after I've opened hotel proceedings with the full English to get some cold cuts and edam. 

[Tony Moanero]

Croissants are boss.

[Anny Road]

11 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Croissants are boss.

When I was about 11 we got a ferry from Plymouth to Santander 24hr trip.

I'd never seen a croissant before and it blew my mind. The most exotic thing I had even eaten previously was a Vesta Curry. I had about 20 of the fuckers.

I was sea sick like a dying man. Worst 10 hours or so of my life. Mad storm.

Never been able to look at one since.

[Barrington Womble]

has anyone had a wethspoons breakfast lately? i have not had one for years and years (and it was pretty shite), but i might be in one early tomorrow, so might give it a go. 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Where do you sit on the whole continental breakfast situation? I'll often go back after I've opened hotel proceedings with the full English to get some cold cuts and edam. 

Fill your pockets with them for a picnic later on. 

 

 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Croissants are boss.

I once hitched to France to buy pain au chocolat. Apparently me and my then girlfriend had decided to do this the night before. She still thought it was a boss idea the next morning. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Chauson aux pommes. 

 

Paris pastry of choice for me.