What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

Looks brilliant that.

 

Additional point for what appears to be a conker key chain.

 

8.5/10

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Not a fry up but my breakfast today cost £1.65. Duck noodle soup. That's a mug of green tea which you get given as soon as you sit down 

Looks lovely but just because you had it for breakfast, it doesn’t make it a breakfast. 
 

Call me Groucho Marx if you must but there you go.

 

If this was in the foodie thread it would be a solid 8/10.

[TheHowieLama]

I would eat that for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Everyday.

 

Forever.

[Pidge]

Looks lush, that.

[Evelyn Tentions]

21 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Looks lovely but just because you had it for breakfast, it doesn’t make it a breakfast. 
 

Call me Groucho Marx if you must but there you go.

 

If this was in the foodie thread it would be a solid 8/10.

I was going to post it in the foodie thread, but I couldn't resist the temptation of the under £2 challenge.

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

I would eat that for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Everyday.

 

Forever.

Same. 
 

Looks amazing mate 

[JagSquared]

59 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Now if the thread title was what is the cheapest breakfast…

This is very fair point. 

[Mike D]

Looks good cos it’s not got any beans.

[Spy Bee]

Can we get back to bacon please, you bunch of mallard murdering bastards?

[Chip Butty]

4 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Not a fry up but my breakfast today cost £1.65. Duck noodle soup. That's a mug of green tea which you get given as soon as you sit down 

That chair looks more appetising than Jagsquared's offering. 

 

[Trumo]

22 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

 

# He's got the whole world, in his hands,

He's got the whole wide world, in his hands,

He's got the whole world, in his hands,

He's got the whole world in his hands...#

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Not a fry up but my breakfast today cost £1.65. Duck noodle soup. That's a mug of green tea which you get given as soon as you sit down 

That a Toyota Hilux or a different pick up truck you drive? 

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

That a Toyota Hilux or a different pick up truck you drive? 

Honda PCX  scooter. I'm not brave enough to drive a 4 wheel vehicle in the mayhem of Vietnamese traffic.

[Spy Bee]

Bellis' in Holt near the Wrexham Cheshire border this morning. I've not been before.

 

Expensive. Like £7.95 for 

1 x sausage

2 x (thick) bacon

1 x tomato

1 x egg

1 x black pudding

mushrooms

beans

1 x toast

 

Tea was extra!

 

I forgot to take a pic before I had started it. I'm not happy with the make-up of ingredient & the price, but each individual ingredient was superb. I'm not always that keen on thick bacon, but this stuff was class. The sausage was also far better than it looked!

 

I'll go like 5/10

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

Bellis' in Holt near the Wrexham Cheshire border this morning. I've not been before.

 

Expensive. Like £7.95 for 

1 x sausage

2 x (thick) bacon

1 x tomato

1 x egg

1 x black pudding

mushrooms

beans

1 x toast

 

Tea was extra!

 

I forgot to take a pic before I had started it. I'm not happy with the make-up of ingredient & the price, but each individual ingredient was superb. I'm not always that keen on thick bacon, but this stuff was class. The sausage was also far better than it looked!

 

I'll go like 5/10

Shame the toaster doesn't work. Fucking beans as well.

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

Bellis' in Holt near the Wrexham Cheshire border this morning. I've not been before.

 

Expensive. Like £7.95 for 

1 x sausage

2 x (thick) bacon

1 x tomato

1 x egg

1 x black pudding

mushrooms

beans

1 x toast

 

Tea was extra!

 

I forgot to take a pic before I had started it. I'm not happy with the make-up of ingredient & the price, but each individual ingredient was superb. I'm not always that keen on thick bacon, but this stuff was class. The sausage was also far better than it looked!

 

I'll go like 5/10

Is that…no it can’t be. Not another breakfast with…surely not. I thought Vlad was the only bad brekkie/mustard perv in the world - there can’t be more of you??

 

Edit - how have you gone at that bacon? Not with the knife and fork on display, that’s for sure. It looks like you’ve ripped at it for some reason, with your bare hands?

 

Kudos for lashing the toast down in a way that demonstrates anger and disdain towards the plate of food, but also covers the sausage, which you mention looked like shit.

 

The way in which loads of it looks gnawed at makes me feel a bit uneasy. Like you’ve invited me to inspect a recent stool sample you’ve done, or I’ve unwittingly stumbled across a dick pic on your phone as I look innocently through your photos of a recent night out or family get together. It feels invasive. 
 

Fucking mustard

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

3 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

Bellis' in Holt near the Wrexham Cheshire border this morning. I've not been before.

 

Expensive. Like £7.95 for 

1 x sausage

2 x (thick) bacon

1 x tomato

1 x egg

1 x black pudding

mushrooms

beans

1 x toast

 

Tea was extra!

 

I forgot to take a pic before I had started it. I'm not happy with the make-up of ingredient & the price, but each individual ingredient was superb. I'm not always that keen on thick bacon, but this stuff was class. The sausage was also far better than it looked!

 

I'll go like 5/10

£7.95 for that, SB? And they served mustard with it (I know no sane forumite would add it - god forbid!). That's the price it would cost down here in London for that.

 

aRdja leaves tips bigger than £7.95, though, I suppose.

[Tony Moanero]

Cunt sachets.

[Bob]

On 26/11/2021 at 02:07, JagSquared said:

It was out of 10? It’s literally there in my score which was mostly based on cost. Show me a better breakfast under £2. Shame your pedantry doesn’t link to your reading ability.  

You see what you want…

It was out of ten, but by scoring that utter shambles anywhere over 3 renders the whole thing a farce.

[Bob]

She has Shatshushka, I had the Gross Fruhstuck.

 

enjoyed both. Just nice being abroad isn’t it? 

 

got smashed watching Hertha BSC at the Olympiastandion later. Ace day.

[Captain Willard]

4 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

Bellis' in Holt near the Wrexham Cheshire border this morning. I've not been before.

 

Expensive. Like £7.95 for 

1 x sausage

2 x (thick) bacon

1 x tomato

1 x egg

1 x black pudding

mushrooms

beans

1 x toast

 

Tea was extra!

 

I forgot to take a pic before I had started it. I'm not happy with the make-up of ingredient & the price, but each individual ingredient was superb. I'm not always that keen on thick bacon, but this stuff was class. The sausage was also far better than it looked!

 

I'll go like 5/10

Looks tasty but mustard ? What the fuck ? 

[Mike D]

Is the mustard for rubbing in your eyes so you don’t have to look at it?

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

Is the mustard for rubbing in your eyes so you don’t have to look at it?

It looks like a murder scene.

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

Bellis' in Holt near the Wrexham Cheshire border this morning. I've not been before.

 

Expensive. Like £7.95 for 

1 x sausage

2 x (thick) bacon

1 x tomato

1 x egg

1 x black pudding

mushrooms

beans

1 x toast

 

Tea was extra!

 

I forgot to take a pic before I had started it. I'm not happy with the make-up of ingredient & the price, but each individual ingredient was superb. I'm not always that keen on thick bacon, but this stuff was class. The sausage was also far better than it looked!

 

I'll go like 5/10

This is a fucking shambles. It looks like a kid has drawn it. A weird kid whose defo gonna grow up a nonce. Credit to you for having the guts to post it. I assume the place is burnt to the ground unlike the slice of toast that’s been toasted with a match at best. 

5 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

She has Shatshushka, I had the Gross Fruhstuck.

 

enjoyed both. Just nice being abroad isn’t it? 

 

got smashed watching Hertha BSC at the Olympiastandion later. Ace day.

“Picky bits” that would be perfect. As a breakfast it’s the scissor sisters of the breakfast world. Has the your doris  opposite had a curry for her brekkie? Still would have been more acceptable on this thread than that bent plate of lippy on a bloke 

[PestiRed]

Good choice with shakshuka, currently my favourite at the brunch place across the road.

 

I’m intrigued as to what the solitary orange slice on Bob’s breakfast is for