What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[an tha]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've got a pair of them myself, but not worn them in years. In the last few years, my feet seem to have got broader so I nearly always were Stan Smith/Forrest hills wider type shoes. 

Nice as well them.

 

Those spezials, munchens and beckenbauers are my favourites at present.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

 

Looks pretty decent, that. 9/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(the plate)

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Looks pretty decent, that. 9/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(the plate)

I knew the plate would get the moanero seal of approval...i asked for a turd brown one, but with the turds on plate it wouldn't have been possible to see the scran in the picture.

[Dave D]

On 27/09/2021 at 20:42, JagSquared said:

Circo Lounge in Westbourne. Small world that you know the guy, I’ve never met him but they do decent options for food cunts or not. The sausage thing is interesting makes sense.

 

The things on the side? They were sweetcorn fritters - mentioned above I don’t condone them as part of a fry up but split them with the missus. 

Up the road from me.

Im not comfortable with other forum members actually being real people nearby

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've just heard Keir Starmer describe his breakfast at Conference as "fresh fruit, a little bit of fish, a little bit of cheese". When pressed he added "fish and cheese; we're changing Labour". Liz Truss's speech-writers must have been kicking themselves that they never came up with anything like that.

[Tony Moanero]

19 minutes ago, an tha said:

I knew the plate would get the moanero seal of approval...i asked for a turd brown one, but with the turds on plate it wouldn't have been possible to see the scran in the picture.

I’m strictly a plain white crockery man, but these 70s Pyrex cups are my all-time favourite drinking vessels.

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

[Curly]

4 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: beat over I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

Is the halloumi bacon flavoured? 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Is the halloumi bacon flavoured? 

Really thinly slice halloumi coated in Paprika and then griddled until crispy. Its great. 

[Elite]

It looks so dry that you'd have to lube your mouth prior to eating 

[an tha]

28 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’m strictly a plain white crockery man, but these 70s Pyrex cups are my all-time favourite drinking vessels.

 

 

My ma had them when we were kids

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

Well here goes.

 

As i said in another post it was better than it looked - it was not great, but it was not bad...

Just did not look all that.

 

Anyway here....

 

Are they Adidas Spezial? 

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Really thinly slice halloumi coated in Paprika and then griddled until crispy. Its great. 

Nice. I’ll have the mushrooms and halloumi on toasted Turkish bread, please.

[an tha]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Are they Adidas Spezial? 

They are.

 

 

[cloggypop]

10 minutes ago, an tha said:

They are.

 

 

A fine choice indeed. 

[Remmie]

40 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

How come you've gone veggie on the cheese and vegan when it's come to the eggs? Not having a go, just bicurious

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I went veggie once only ate vegetarians, gave up because I was really eating meat.

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, an tha said:

Not posted a brekkie in here before....just ordered one and will post it later.

 

Before anyone jumps in i want to make it clear i fucking hate tomatoes with a passion - whether it is the vomit inducing tinned shite or fried and i hate mushrooms too.

 

My order

 

2 Sausage

2 Egg

Bacon

"Bubble"

Fried Slice

Black Pudding

Beans 

 

2 Toast

Tea

 

£9.70

 

Hopefully will be a good maiden breakfast post!

 

2 hours ago, an tha said:

Well here goes.

 

As i said in another post it was better than it looked - it was not great, but it was not bad...

Just did not look all that.

 

Anyway here....

 

Hahahahahahahahaha the fucking kip of that how dare you put a plate like that next to a pair of trainees that boss 

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’m strictly a plain white crockery man, but these 70s Pyrex cups are my all-time favourite drinking vessels.

 

 

Fucking hell

51 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

Why don't you just go to crosby beach and eat dry sand for free mate? 

 

(It actually doesn't look bad, type of thing my bird eats, she does boss scrambled tofu and no that isn't a euphemism) 

[Paulie Dangerously]

38 minutes ago, Remmie said:

How come you've gone veggie on the cheese and vegan when it's come to the eggs? Not having a go, just bicurious

Can't get the image of thousands of baby chicks going through the blender in the chicken farms after I watched that Dominion documentary. Can't even stomach the thought of going near an egg. Suppose the dairy part had less of an impact. I'm still eating biscuits and that which have egg in. Just don't think I can see me cracking open a chicken period and quaffing it. It's a shame  because I fucking love eggs as well. 

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Can't get the image of thousands of baby chicks going through the blender in the chicken farms after I watched that Dominion documentary. Can't even stomach the thought of going near an egg. Suppose the dairy part had less of an impact. I'm still eating biscuits and that which have egg in. Just don't think I can see me cracking open a chicken period and quaffing it. It's a shame  because I fucking love eggs as well. 

I didn’t eat chicken for years after visiting too many chicken farms. Then I went to India and saw adult women taking a shit in the street and wild pigs eating it fresh and I thought maybe chicken was not so bad after all. 

[Bob]

7 hours ago, an tha said:

Well here goes.

 

As i said in another post it was better than it looked - it was not great, but it was not bad...

Just did not look all that.

 

Anyway here....

 

Bubble and squeak has no place on a breakfast. None at all. Dreadful.

 

sausages look shite too.

[JagSquared]

5 hours ago, Dave D said:

Up the road from me.

Im not comfortable with other forum members actually being real people nearby

I’ve reported you to the authorities, I can’t have another deviant that close either.

[Paulie Dangerously]

39 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

I didn’t eat chicken for years after visiting too many chicken farms. Then I went to India and saw adult women taking a shit in the street and wild pigs eating it fresh and I thought maybe chicken was not so bad after all. 

Finding it hard to wank over this

[Dave D]

24 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

I’ve reported you to the authorities, I can’t have another deviant that close either.

Its like Dr Who Time-Lords meeting- it cant happen