Beautiful faces

[kidney]

Might be more relevant to the 40+ lads in here but I've alway thought the bird in this video is hypnotic. I could watch her in this all day.  Stunning.

 

It is Nina Carter former model/page 3 girl and once married to Rick Wakeman. She is 62 this year and still looks sensational. This is her with Jilly Johnson in early seventies and her more recently. Still would!!

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[KMD7]

It is Nina Carter former model/page 3 girl and once married to Rick Wakeman. She is 62 this year and still looks sensational. This is her with Jilly Johnson in early seventies and her more recently. Still would!!

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So would I mate.  She's incredible

[Trumo]

Nacho Libre was on the other day and reminded me just how lovely Ana de la Reguera is...

 

 

Sorry for the massive jpeg!!

 

Don't apologise for that. If I had to choose a 'type', that would be it.

[Stickman]

 

She's built like a brickshit house and could beat you up if you didn't do the dishes but Gina Carano is still pretty hot

[Carvalho Diablo]

Get her in a triangle choke and tap her out with an Adam Ant.

[stevebaby]

Needs more Emma...

 

She always has this hint of a smirk, as if to say..."I know what you're thinking and I'm up for it Big Boy".

Obviously, this message is intended for my eyes only.

[Section_31]

The only thing she's up for is her own colon, the Tory looking bint.

[stevebaby]

Emma Watson does not have a colon. In fact, she is so perfect that she does not even have a bumhole.

But if she did, it would look like a daisy.

[stevebaby]

The only thing she's up for is her own colon, the Tory looking bint.

You better stay indoors today. God will strike you dead with lightning for this sacrilege.

HEATHEN!

[stevebaby]

I'm sure if I could be bothered going back through the thread Audrey Hepburn would have made an appearance, but have we mentally raped Grace Kelly yet? If not...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It would be like a bear trap wrapped in baby mouse's ears.

[stevebaby]

Emma Watson does not have a colon. In fact, she is so perfect that she does not even have a bumhole.

But if she did, it would look like a daisy.

It would be softer than a goat's anus.

DAMHIKT.

[stevebaby]

I'm sure if I could be bothered going back through the thread Audrey Hepburn would have made an appearance, but have we mentally raped Grace Kelly yet? If not...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It would be like a bear trap wrapped in baby mouse's ears.

Fucking hell. I've just had a little "accident" in my boxers thinking about it.

[stevebaby]

Fucking hell. I've just had a little "accident" in my boxers thinking about it.

I do apologize for this. The idea of Grace Kelly's hairy musky dripping minge caused lewd thoughts to creep into my brain and I had one of my spells.

It won't happen againagainagainagainagainagainagainagain.

[stevebaby]

 

 

Don't monkeys just have the cutest little faces?

[Stickman]

 

 

Don't monkeys just have the cutest little faces?

 

Just had a Grafton flashback there

[Trumo]

 

 

Don't monkeys just have the cutest little faces?

 

Allergic reaction to a wasp sting?

[stevebaby]

Allergic reaction to a wasp sting?

No, that's its normal state when sexually aroused. If it got stung by a wasp it would look gross.

[VladimirIlyich]

[Soleilrouge]

[the chimp]

 

 

 

 

Hubba hubba!

[KMD7]

Bianca Kajlich.  Owner of the greatest ass I've ever seen and her face is equally beautiful.

 

How the fuck did Landon Donovan manage to pull her?

 

 

 

 

[stevebaby]

Allergic reaction to a wasp sting?

It's actually an optical illusion. If you stare at the monkey's arse for a few minutes, you can see David Cameron's face i.

[Trumo]

It's actually an optical illusion. If you stare at the monkey's arse for a few minutes, you can see David Cameron's face i.

 

That can only mean two things: that you like staring at a monkey's arse, and that you WANT to see David Cameron's face.

[stevebaby]

That can only mean two things: that you like staring at a monkey's arse, and that you WANT to see David Cameron's face.

Who among would not want to see David Cameron's face in a monkey's arse?

[stevebaby]

Who among would not want to see David Cameron's face in a monkey's arse?

 

I'm sure he would be tickled  "pink" by the comparison so I am draughting  correspondence...

 

 

 

 

"Dear Prime Minister,

I was looking at a picture on the internet, of a baboon's inflamed anus, and after staring at it for some time  I was struck by the uncanny resemblance between the monkey's bum and your face.

I thought you should be made aware of this.

 

 

 

 

Yours etc.

 

Stevebaby"