Amanda Holden....

[halewood pete]

Live on air asked International Space Station astronaut, Tim Peake, if he'd brought back any rocks from the moon.

Well did he or not ?

[Jenson]

 

Used to love her as Miss Titley in The Grimleys, although Brian Conley has definitely been there.

 

Edit, let's face it so has Noddy Holder.

[Stickman]

 

[The Acolyte]

 

Thats quality!

[Elite]

Would.

[Total Longo]

Would.

Which one though? 

[Elite]

Which one though?

Both.

[Stickman]

Would.

 

 

Which one though? 

 

 

Daft question Total...................

 

It has to be and.................

 

 

..........all day long, he's far sexier than Holden will ever be

[Total Longo]

Nobody in their right mind would turn Holden down. 

[Tony Moanero]

She does nothing for me and has a really annoying voice.

[KMD7]

She does nothing for me and has a really annoying voice.

 

 

Get out

[Tony Moanero]

 

Get out

 

 

I'd rather have a cup of tea and a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer.

[The Acolyte]

Daft question Total...................

 

It has to be and.................

 

 

..........all day long, he's far sexier than Holden will ever be

Superb. Even the toupee got in on the action!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Not a fan, but I'd like her better if she was Holden my balls in her mouth

[Lario]

Nobody in their right mind would turn Holden down.

 

Probably turn her over and Hold her down.

[Anubis]

Ha ha ha ha ha. Bitch fight. Holden should be careful, I reckon Sharon’s a bit of a fishwife on the side and will rip her false eyelashes and hair extensions out. This is the kind of shite reality tv ends up giving us.

 

As an aside, I’m not sure being a groupie constitutes ‘working with’ ELO, Smashing Pumpkins, Gary Moore and others.

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

[Bruce Spanner]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ha ha ha ha ha. Bitch fight. Holden should be careful, I reckon Sharon’s a bit of a fishwife on the side and will rip her false eyelashes and hair extensions out. This is the kind of shite reality tv ends up giving us.

 

As an aside, I’m not sure being a groupie constitutes ‘working with’ ELO, Smashing Pumpkins, Gary Moore and others.

 

 

 

 

Osbourne wasn't a groupie, she was a real player in promotions and hard as nails.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ha ha ha ha ha. Bitch fight. Holden should be careful, I reckon Sharon’s a bit of a fishwife on the side and will rip her false eyelashes and hair extensions out. This is the kind of shite reality tv ends up giving us.

 

As an aside, I’m not sure being a groupie constitutes ‘working with’ ELO, Smashing Pumpkins, Gary Moore and others.

 

 

 

 

[sir roger]

Sharon Osbourne comes across as a colossal cunt

[Pete]

8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Sharon Osbourne comes across as a colossal cunt

That’s because she is. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Both a pair of knobs. But, that response from Osborune is (partially) awful. She’s well within her rights to defend her professional reputation and outline her past work.
 

But, @Babb'sBurstNad has nailed the rest of it with the Harry Enfield picture. Osbourne doesn’t want to discuss money and lifestyles etc and blames her doing so on Holden making it necessary. But, she then goes on to mention the The Osbournes show in which Sharon and the rest of the Osbourne family were happy to let cameras film them and show the rest of the world the trappings of their wealth and the lifestyle that they lived.
 

Osbourne is talking out of her arse. If it still works properly after all the Ozempic induced liquid shites she’s had of late. 

[Anubis]

38 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Osbourne wasn't a groupie, she was a real player in promotions and hard as nails.

I don’t care. She can write me an open letter if she wants…

[johnsusername]

5 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ha ha ha ha ha. Bitch fight. Holden should be careful, I reckon Sharon’s a bit of a fishwife on the side and will rip her false eyelashes and hair extensions out. This is the kind of shite reality tv ends up giving us.

 

As an aside, I’m not sure being a groupie constitutes ‘working with’ ELO, Smashing Pumpkins, Gary Moore and others.

 

 

 

 

I had to read that headline about 5 times before it made sense! 

[Mudface]

24 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

 

I had to read that headline about 5 times before it made sense! 

 

A Mail special, with most of the article in a rambling, poorly constructed headline.