Tory Cabinet Thread

[Harry's Lad]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Fox is a mega cunt. 
 

I’ve told this story before but it makes me laugh every time I think about it.
 

Fox is my ol fellas MP, dad was working nights at the time, he’d got home went to bed and was woken three times by the phone. He’s just nodding off again and the doorbell is going and someone’s knocking at the door. 
 

He’s majorly pissed off at this point, goes rushing down stairs and opens the door only wearing a pair of y-fronts to find Liam Fox stood there asking if he could count on his vote in the upcoming election? 
 

Dad called him every cunt under the sun, to fuck off and never come back. 
 

Just as he slammed the door he saw HTV news were filming it for the evening news. They never did use that footage unfortunately. 

I bet you'd have paid good money to have seen that!

Repped.

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

I bet you'd have paid good money to have seen that!

Repped.

Everything I’ve ever owned. 

[Creator Supreme]

Fucking brilliant Col! I remember years back the ward my mam and dad live in was the only ward in Knowsley that still had Tory councillors! My owl fella is staunch Labour and around election time the old Tory councillor comes round canvassing! Asks if he can count on my dads vote, my dad told him to piss off and chased him down the path! I frigging laughed like a drain, it was awesome!

[cloggypop]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/oct/10/lawyers-claim-knife-attack-at-law-firm-was-inspired-by-priti-patels-rhetoric?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

[Anubis]

No great surprise.

[Duff Man]

Great that the BBC have a journalist who literally counts immigrants crossing the channel and then tweets out the figures. Really helps prevent against things like this.

[Section_31]

[Duff Man]

I caught a few minutes of the new Spitting Image and fuck me was it bad. Hardly surprising given Fatt Morde is involved, I suppose, but still, it really was dire.

[Creator Supreme]

35 minutes ago, Duff Man said:

I caught a few minutes of the new Spitting Image and fuck me was it bad. Hardly surprising given Fatt Morde is involved, I suppose, but still, it really was dire.

Fucking hell he's not is he? Can't stomach that cunt, packed in membership of a socialist political party when a socialist became leader!

[Creator Supreme]

38 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Perfect likeness!

[Duff Man]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Fucking hell he's not is he? Can't stomach that cunt, packed in membership of a socialist political party when a socialist became leader!

Apparently so. And yeah he's awful. Painfully unfunny, too.

[Creator Supreme]

20 minutes ago, Duff Man said:

Apparently so. And yeah he's awful. Painfully unfunny, too.

He's a scrote!

[Duff Man]

I can only imagine how excruciatingly bad his new book is. In other news:

 

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, I can see how France refusing to co-operate is putting the crimp in a otherwise fine plan....

[Anubis]

The answers under this thread. Fair play to Thomas Brewer for his valiant efforts to piss into the wind...

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/MigrationWatch/status/1314861813109084160

 

[Anubis]

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 hours ago, Duff Man said:

I can only imagine how excruciatingly bad his new book is. In other news:

 

 

The existence of a "clandestine Channel threat commander" - in response to a tiny number of pathetic stragglers looking for a place of safety, speaks volumes about the gratuitous cruelty of the racist Tory bastards.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

On 08/10/2020 at 00:45, Captain Howdy said:

Yep

Really?

I couldn't even hatefuck it.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Really?

I couldn't even hatefuck it.

I'd hate fuck it with a combine harvester 

[Harry's Lad]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

I'd hate fuck it with a combine harvester 

Not enough pain mate.

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

Robert Jenrick dismisses call for constituency fund probe

 

Communities Secretary Robert Jenrick has dismissed Labour's call for an investigation into the award of a £25m regeneration grant to his constituency.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54498357

[Evelyn Tentions]

3 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

Robert Jenrick dismisses call for constituency fund probe

 

Communities Secretary Robert Jenrick has dismissed Labour's call for an investigation into the award of a £25m regeneration grant to his constituency.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54498357

Jenricks another one of the cunts saying the state of the country is Labour's doing. After 10 year of Tory austerity, cronyism and outright corruption (PPE anyone?)

[Section_31]

Jenrick seems the most outwardly corrupt politician I've seen in this country in recent years, he just doesn't give a fuck.

[Duff Man]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Jenrick seems the most outwardly corrupt politician I've seen in this country in recent years, he just doesn't give a fuck.

It is amazing how open they are about it. Like the stuff with the PPE contracts; just awarded to their mates with two week old companies rather than long established providers. Brazen as fuck they are.