Xherdan Shaqiri

[3 Stacks]

Lil bicy for his first goal. No big deal. 

[Captain Turdseye]

He's looking fucking tidy. Play him central, in behind.

In that case, we need to buy some cover for out wide.

[Numero Veinticinco]

In that case, we need to buy some cover for out wide.

He's plenty wide enough.

[BCM]

Stunning overhead kick on my first appearance...............

[manwiththestick]

Stunning overhead kick on my first appearance...............

That clip will never not make me smile.

[suzy]

Not a bad start for the lad!

[El Rojo]

Mo Salah who?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Mo Salah who?

That's it, mate. That's his full name.

[Guest]

Mo Salah who?

I saw we had a player called Mo Salah Ghaly in our team against United.

 

Mo Salah who?

[Numero Veinticinco]

I saw we had a player called Mo Salah Ghaly in our team against United.

 

Mo Salah who?

Ghaly.

[Remmie]

This is just great banter

[Aventus]

Lil bicy for his first goal. No big deal.

Didn't realise his contract has a biscuit based goal bonus clause.

 

How many does he have to score before he starts receiving the big biccies? Maybe its on a scale a malted milk for this one up to a few chocolate Hobnobs if he scores a hatrick.

 

It's good that the club have done their research to find out exactly what it takes to get the players to sign, it's a nice personal touch I feel, Shaqiri must be delighted.

 

Anybody know what he gets for an assist? Bag of crisps?

[Unrighteous]

He's looking fucking tidy. Play him central, in behind.

 

The way he held up the ball for Sturridge's goal... I wouldn't be surprised if he found some playtime filling in for Bobby

[Anubis]

The way he held up the ball for Sturridge's goal... I wouldn't be surprised if he found some playtime filling in for Bobby

He's not going to have difficulty filling anyone's boots. Or his own.

[chris71]

With legs like this I'm not surprised.

 

Christ, wouldn't want a boot up the hole from him!

[scudger99]

Christ, wouldn't want a boot up the hole from him!

Who would you want one from, just out of curiosity likes ?

[TheHowieLama]

Anyone got the link to the interview where Klopp says something along the lines of "he is not normal"??

[chris71]

Who would you want one from, just out of curiosity likes ?

 

I'd take one off a naked Liz Hurley.

[Guest]

Anyone got the link to the interview where Klopp says something along the lines of "he is not normal"??

[Unrighteous]

He's not going to have difficulty filling anyone's boots. Or his own.

 

[TheHowieLama]

Cheers pal - spot on he is

[Anubis]

Fat jokes are allowed amongst us fatties. We'll leave the lower-body sartorial choice gags to your good self, Lance.

[Grinch]

He’s deffo going to be having benching contests with Ojo.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fat jokes about non fat people are a bit silly. He is a stout tank of a man. Not fat.

[Aventus]

Fat jokes about non fat people are a bit silly. He is a stout tank of a man. Not fat.

I'd say it's the opposite.

 

The fat jokes are funny because he's not fat, that's the joke.

 

If he was actually fat it'd just make me feel sad.