Skrtel

[Lee909]

What the fucks going on

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Looks like he's used the wide nozzle on paintshop pro.

[Lee909]

Still looks better than Rooney

[3 Stacks]

Good move. He looks a lot better with hair.

[andyj]

fuck me that nivea stuff works well  look at that mop of hair !!

[Grinch]

You could tell by his hair line he was choosing to shave it off rather than being a baldy.   Looks as soft as he is now.

[Jairzinho]

[Rocky Sullivan]

The Kurgan

[Babb'sBurstNad]

His hair grew back because he's no longer scared of Benteke.

[Trumo]

[Lee909]

And he's reinjured himself. Out another 2-3 weeks

[ZonkoVille77]

He's fuckin shite.

[rondeco]

re-injured? Good news. Our worst centre half

[Pureblood]

re-injured? Good news. Our worst centre half

Aye, we've been rock solid without him.

[J-V]

And he's reinjured himself. Out another 2-3 weeks

He's contracted Sturridgeitis.

[Hades]

Shithouse cunt. He just doesn't fancy it. He's become my most hated LFC player.

[3 Stacks]

Aye, we've been rock solid without him.

 

True. We've also been rock solid for the past 6 years with him starting virtually every game.

[Pureblood]

Yep, him being injured again is great news. 

[Ne Moe Imya]

Liverpool in previous 795 minutes without Skrtel - 3 goals conceded.

 

Liverpool in 45 minutes today with Skrtel - 3 goals conceded (and a saved penalty).

 

Says it all.

[moof]

Shocking how badly we went to pieces when he came on.

[usernameunknown]

One of the worst defenders we've ever had, a rock solid defences becomes a shit one instantly with him back. Dreadful from the manager that.

[DirkDiggledinho]

Fuck me I don't think I've ever been as angry at a single player. Got away with one after his usual shirt pulling cuntery was finally punished, but then somehow managed to play a decisive part in at least two out of their three goals. (didn't see all of the third so not sure)

 

He should not be playing for us again. Over the hill and a complete liability. Bye bye.

[RobbieOR]

We've been a midtable team ever since he's been starting regularly. It's no coincidence. 

[skend04]

Southampton started bypassing our midfield as soon as Wanyama came on. If people think it's just down to Skertl then you are a bit fucking nuts.

[usernameunknown]

Southampton started bypassing our midfield as soon as Wanyama came on. If people think it's just down to Skertl then you are a bit fucking nuts.

Wanyama has been dreadful all season, Skrtel makes us drop deeper and gives everyone around him the jitters. He's dogshit.