Steven Caulker

[alles ist gut]

This signing gives me a raging hard on.

 

Imagine if we'd signed Pele

[Arl arse]

This signing leaves me flaccid

[Grinch]

My biggest cause for concern is that Koeman decided to terminate his season long loan at saints after he couldn't get in the team over Yoshida playing out of position.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?55815-Confirmed-Caulker-loan-cancelled-Moves-on-loan-to-Liverpool#.VpVXVRWLTIU

 

They're all delighted he's left early and baffled by Liverpool signing him.

[TheHowieLama]

Shroppie knows

[Babb'sBurstNad]

This signing gives me a raging hard on.

 

 

Imagine if we'd signed Pele

 

 

This signing leaves me flaccid

 

Pele will sort that out.

[SlugTrail]

Bad piss head allegedly

the person who told you, by any chance did he drive a taxi and start his sentence with "der redshite".

[Special K]

Just loads of Saints fans tweeting about it

[3 Stacks]

Even though this is only a loan and an emergency signing because we don't even have one fit centre back and he was probably the only one we could get in time for tomorrow, I will use this opportunity to call all members of the transfer committee retarded for not considering Thiago Silva or Jerome Boateng. I think this is also a sign that Klopp will always be marginalized in the transfer market and that he clearly has been duped by FSG. The transfer committee will have all the power.

 

I also think that this 5 month emergency loan is also completely indicative of how far we have fallen as a club and that, entirely because of Steven Caulker, we will fall further into despair and we'll soon find ourselves fighting off relagation in League Two with the likes of York City and Yeovil.

[Strontium]

Most baffling transfer of the window by far.

 

All I can think is that Klopp has been practising English slang and asked the committee to sign him a corker of a centre half.

[Mathewbet1]

dont rate this cat at all, did'unt he score at anfieldyears ago

[Heinze]

dont rate this cat at all, did'unt he score at anfieldyears ago

Yep

 

https://vine.co/v/ObJt1VZOXTx

[Tony Moanero]

Did my all-time Liverpool XI before. It was a toss up between Lawrenson and Caulker to partner Hansen, and Caulker just edged it. I made Caulker captain as well.

[Curly]

Steven Caulker is an inspired signing. He's the modern day Paul Jones, except he's not a keeper, not as good, has straighter eyes, is younger and a complete waste of time and money.

[el nino laff]

Fuck it on a loan so no risk especially given our situation with injuries.

He gives us more options now instead of Enrique or Lucas.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fuck it on a loan so no risk especially given our situation with injuries.

He gives us more options now instead of Enrique or Lucas.

Pretty much my thinking.

 

Five months won't be long enough to turn him into a player, but he'll fill a shirt while the real centre backs get back to fitness.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Shroppie knows

This will be the inverse Lovren. He'll be brilliant for them.

 

Here's hoping.

[Dr. J]

Our season starts now.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Good to see the Saints fans aspire to our level of discourse.

 

You really are a despicable, slimy turd aren't you?

[Tony Moanero]

Steven Caulker wears Tesco own brand trainees.

[thegreatelephant]

Fuck it on a loan so no risk especially given our situation with injuries.

He gives us more options now instead of Enrique or Lucas.

yeah, another shit one. welcome to Anfield

[Anubis]

A lot of assumptions here. Who's to say we haven't signed him to use as a striker, given the havoc he's caused the opposition defence the last couple of times we've played against him. 

[thegreatelephant]

Caulker has a higher purpose. he is a metaphor for life itself- in that everyone is a cunt until they prove otherwise. but going on what I've seen so far, he's probably a cunt. happy to be proved otherwise. very much like life again, in fact

[Hades]

Steven Caulker wears Tesco own brand trainees.

Negged for bourgeois classism.

[Tony Moanero]

Negged for bourgeois classism.

Thank you.

[G Richards]

I'll go back and read the thread. Just catching up here. My first reaction to this is that it could be a very shrewd signing. He looked a very good player a year or two back, and then for whatever reason (I honestly don't know whether he was injured, or just fell out of favor or form or whatever) but he lost his way a little. 

 

He's only 24, has decent pace, is good in the air, and, presumably, will be hungry to make an impression. Given our dearth of options at centre back, he is a welcome addition. Goes above Ilori and Toure in the pecking order immediately, and then depending on who is fit and on form, he may well get a number of games.