Top 10 most annoying famous people

[stringvest]

This unfunny prick.

 

Amen.  Has there ever been a less amusing comedian?  

[Jairzinho]

Amen.  Has there ever been a less amusing comedian?  

 

He occasionally has the makings of a half decent joke, then proceeds to keep talking long after the moment of it being funny has elapsed. Makes me quite angry.

 

He's a 14 year old, basically.

[stringvest]

He occasionally has the makings of a half decent joke, then proceeds to keep talking long after the moment of it being funny has elapsed. Makes me quite angry.

 

He's a 14 year old, basically.

 

yeah, but he's in his 30s.  Christ knows we've got enough of them on here without being bombarded by them on the TV. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Ed Byrne and the bald one on MTW who equates volume and his tone of voice with being funny. 

 

Admittedly they are pretty much contained to that one programme whereas others like the cracker Boss has pulled out above are spreading.

 

You dissing Ed Byrne Lizzie?

[Jairzinho]

yeah, but he's in his 30s.  Christ knows we've got enough of them on here without being bombarded by them on the TV. 

 

I wish I found more stuff funny.

[Bob]

Seriously. Some of you lot. Fucking hell.

 

Who knows the names of the no marks on reality TV like TOWIE, never mind gets to see of hear enough from them to have hatred. As far as I'm concerned these people may as well not exist, the don't come into my life at all.

 

Getting annoyed enough by Katie whatshername the woman who only exists because of hatred. She's the perfect example of the person who would disappear if you ignored her. Don't hate her or think she's a cunt. Accept that she occupies a space that you don't need to nor should step. Does she do anything other than write for the daily mail and appear on this morning? If not, pretty fucking easy to miss her.

 

Less of this shite. Save anger and hate for those that genuinely deserve it.

 

1. Gina Yashere - how do you spell cunt in a Nigerian accent, it's the only way it will be funny. Fuck off.

[Mook]

I think it goes without saying that all female comedians are annoying twats.

[Bob]

I think it goes without saying that all female comedians are annoying twats.

I've repped that, but there is a Canadian girl who is quite funny

[Champ]

I wish I found more stuff funny.

Jairz, when people on here say they are in tears reading someone's post, do they really mean it? I've always wondered but felt like I'd sound like too much of a misery to ask

[Bob]

Jairz, when people on here say they are in tears reading someone's post, do they really mean it? I've always wondered but felt like I'd sound like too much of a misery to ask

A smirk is the norm for me. Sometimes a full smile and occasionally a stifled, muted hah.

 

No coffee spitting or tears, ever.

 

Having said that I am pretty much emotionally dead, so don't use me as a yard stick.

[Dr Nowt]

You dissing Ed Byrne Lizzie?

I won't lie to you Skids; very much so. He's an immediate channel-changer for me.

[Bjornebye]

Jairz, when people on here say they are in tears reading someone's post, do they really mean it? I've always wondered but felt like I'd sound like too much of a misery to ask

 

When I say it Cath I generally am. 

 

Some threads just get you going. Starts of with a smile, then another post gets a chuckle, then some lunatic makes you laugh then once thats happened the laughing is out of control and if at work I have to physically walk away form my desk. 

 

Sunday night, Fugitive had me in tears. "you fucking dirty twat, I hope your house burns down" on the salad cream thread. I was on the couch with my bird trying to explain why I was crying and couldn't get the words out. 

 

Bobby Hundreds sometimes only needs a line and i'm creased up. 

 

magic Sponge used to crack me up as well. 5 pages into an argument and he used to just cut in with a comment that had me in fits. 

 

"Its where elephants go to die" being a personal favourite. 

 

Tagging also used to have me in fits. The Brechin thread on the FF fucking ruled for instant laughter. 

 

So yes, you are a miserable twat. 

[Robbo29]

I have laughed out loud, passed on various things to friends and workmates, but that is as far as i have got, perhaps i too am emotionally dead

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I won't lie to you Skids; very much so. He's an immediate channel-changer for me.

Well. I just don't how to feel about this.

 

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

[Mook]

Sandra Bullock, sounds like bollocks, face like Michael Jackson (after the surgery) & every film she's in is worse than a dose of scurvey.

 

I hope your next shite is an atom bomb, Mrs twatting Congeniality.

[stringvest]

I think she's still sort of cute, old Bullock.

[Bjornebye]

 

in the gruff, hard. 

[Mook]

She looks like Michael fucking Jackson.

 

Now I like Off the Wall as much as the next arsehole on the street but wanting to rattle someone who looks like him is just fucked up.

 

What next, 'I fancy Prince'?

 

He's another annoying midget twat by the way, Purple Rain goes on about 5 minutes too long & it's not normal for a singer to be smaller than a cup of tea.

[Anny Road]

Remmie

[Dr Nowt]

Well. I just don't how to feel about this.

 

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

 

I could date-rape you?  Kind of meets in the middle.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Massively obese, drunken, homophobic, racist, S*n loving, tory, drink driving, bully Alan Brazil.

 

I cannot even begin to describe just how much I loathe this person.

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I could date-rape you? Kind of meets in the middle.

Time and place and I am there.

[Juniper]

Bono

The Edge

Alan Davis

Piers Morgan

Simon Cowell

Luis Walsh

Lady Gaga

Justin Beiber

David Cameron

Kay Burley

[Juniper]

Cheryl Cole and all

[Bjornebye]

Anyone who picks cheryl cole is a bender