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Top 10 most annoying famous people


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Not a single swinging dick on this forum wouldn't go through Cheryl Cole like a wrecking ball through a bag of candy floss.

 

No chance does she deserve to be in anyones top 10 annoying people.

 

Nor does Billy Connolly ye fucking arse-bandits

I'm sure you know as well as I do you can fuck someone quite happily but despair at the thought of being in the same room as them the rest of the time.

 

I've rattled some seriously fucking annoying women. Not quite as annoying as Cheryl Cole though.

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I'm sure you know as well as I do you can fuck someone quite happily but despair at the thought of being in the same room as them the rest of the time.

 

I've rattled some seriously fucking annoying women. Not quite as annoying as Cheryl Cole though.

I like her

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Let's be fair here, Cheryl Cole is very nice looking, probably a 9, but her personality is honking, probably a -9 or a 9 on the annoying twat scale.

 

When you add in that complete mess she's made of her (very nice) arse, I'd say she's a clear 10 on the annoying cunt scale.

 

And that's before you start on her songs, which are worse than the bubonic plague.

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How has this smug cunt not been mentioned yet?

 

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(I might need more categories.)

 

EDIT: Hairy Bikers are sound.

He might be a Manc twat, but jimmy nesbit is alright. Met him on the train years ago, and me missus had a bit of a soft spot for him, so I asked him for his autograph. I twigged I didn't have a pen, and said ah it's alright mate, and he went 'no, it's cool' fucked off and got a pen then came back with his autograph. I was laughing me head off, must have took it badly when I said it was alright.

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Jairz, when people on here say they are in tears reading someone's post, do they really mean it? I've always wondered but felt like I'd sound like too much of a misery to ask

 

The long cons/proper stories (usually over a series of posts, not the "I got drunk, and punched/fucked an ostrich" types) occasionally make me laugh out loud. When you can see someone completely misread what someone has meant, sometimes several times, then go off on a tangent, that can be pretty funny. The puns, and quips (I guess my modus operandi, well it does require quite a lot less effort) can raise a smile.

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