Top 10 most annoying famous people

[Mook]

Cheryl Cole.

[Trumo]

Massively obese, drunken, homophobic, racist, S*n loving, tory, drink driving, bully Alan Brazil.

 

I cannot even begin to describe just how much I loathe this person.

 

 

He looks like a thumb.

[Juniper]

Anyone who picks cheryl cole is a bender

She's shit

[Special K]

Russell Kane

Cheryl Cole

Nigel Farage

James Corden

George Osborn

David Cameron

Kerry Katona

Gemma Cairns/anyone on Radio 1

Fearne Cotton

Adrian Chiles

[Section_31]

She's shit

Correct.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1. John Barrowman (see above)

 

2. Kim Kardashian - have no idea what this cunt does apart from take billions of selfies and occupy half the "celebrity" media

 

3. Dee White, famous for being a lazy fat chain smoking cunt and now courts the media who oblige despite the fact that she looks like a cross between Jabba the Hutt and Andy off Little Britain.

 

4. Claire Sweeney, more teeth than all the Predators in every film yet no one knows why she is still famous even though Brookside finished in 2002. Has appeared in the Echo every other day keeping everyone informed of her pregnancy.

 

5. Gordon Ramsey. He was funny at first swearing at people, still don't know how no one has not kicked his head in or knifed him repeatedly. Has now gone over to America to be sweary at big fat dozy yanks who probably aren't aware that loads of his Gastro pubs have gone down the shitter. Always on Johnaton Ross's shit chat show.

 

6. Johnaton Ross, has a shit chat show and when he does have decent guests such as Hollywood A listers he fucks about asking them stupid questions or just flirts with them thinking it is hilarious. Now has the same revolving door of shit British celebrities that no one gives two shites about.

 

7. David Beckham. I think im allowed him as he is just a professional celebrity. Made an entire life out of self promotion, gegs in on the Olympics, gegs in on the World Cup, calls a press conference to state he isn't going to be England captain. When he did that documentary trek to the Amazon he was whingeing about people recognising him yet as soon as he meets an obscure tribe in the Amazon he asks "do you know who I am?". Went down on a beach in Rio for a kick about with the specific intention of seeing who would recognise him and want their photo taken with him.

 

8. David Dickinson, slimy fraudulent twat who probably would be a total knobhead if you went to talk to him.

 

9. Gwyneth Paltrow. Most pretentious woman on the planet who thinks giving blowjobs is degrading to women.

 

10. Bruce Willis, every time I've seen him interviewed he comes across as a miserable twat who hates having to deal with interviews. Comes across as a diva refusing to answer questions yet has made a career out of playing blue collar ordinary guy types.

 

Hold the fucking phone! What? Jesus, there goes my customary wank watching ironman. Fucking prude cunt.

[Harry Squatter]

Hold the fucking phone! What? Jesus, there goes my customary wank watching ironman. Fucking prude cunt.

She's a hypocritical bitch as well cos she let me jizz on her face.

[Dr Nowt]

Russell Kane

Cheryl Cole

Nigel Farage

James Corden

George Osborn

David Cameron

Kerry Katona

Gemma Cairns/anyone on Radio 1

Fearne Cotton

Adrian Chiles

Repped for Fearne Cotton. I'd say I don't know how I forgot her, but someone that average and nondescript being so ubiquitous and confident they're fabulous is the entire problem.

 

Radio One in general falling into the sea would be wonderful.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Bruce "Old Fucking Cunt" Forsyth

Jimmy "Fat Faced Cunt" Tarbuck

Cilla "Cunting Fucking" Black

Roy "Fat Cunt" Chubby Brown

Sue "Bleeding Fucking" Pollard

Peter "Fucking" Andre

One "Cunting" Direction

Aleisha "Cunting Ragamuffin" Dixon

Pudsy "The Fucking Flea Bag Cunt" The Dog and his owner

Matthew "Gormless Looking in Every Fucking Cunting Scene Cunt" Horne

[Bjornebye]

Not a single swinging dick on this forum wouldn't go through Cheryl Cole like a wrecking ball through a bag of candy floss. 

 

No chance does she deserve to be in anyones top 10 annoying people. 

 

Nor does Billy Connolly ye fucking arse-bandits 

[Stickman]

The Ken and Barbie of Saturday Night TV

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vernon Kay and Tess Daly

[Trumo]

Not a single swinging dick on this forum wouldn't go through Cheryl Cole like a wrecking ball through a bag of candy floss. 

 

No chance does she deserve to be in anyones top 10 annoying people. 

 

Nor does Billy Connolly ye fucking arse-bandits 

 

I don't think any of the swinging dicks on this forum would want to go through Billy Connolly like a wrecking ball through a bag of candy floss though. Except you by the sound of it.

[Bjornebye]

I don't think any of the swinging dicks on this forum would want to go through Billy Connolly like a wrecking ball through a bag of candy floss though. Except you by the sound of it.

 

All over him like a tramp on chips 

[Boss]

 

This fat unfunny fuck, from i'm a celebrity get me out of here now. His name is Rob Beckett, hope he meets an untimely demise like Sir Thomas of his name sake.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

This fat unfunny fuck, from i'm a celebrity get me out of here now. His name is Rob Beckett, hope he meets an untimely demise like Sir Thomas of his name sake.

Why are you even casually glancing at garbage like this?

I'd treat every one of them as cunts by default but will not even bother to find out otherwise.

[Mook]

 

This fat unfunny fuck, from i'm a celebrity get me out of here now. His name is Rob Beckett, hope he meets an untimely demise like Sir Thomas of his name sake.

 

I have never seen the twat sitting at the front before but he's shot straight into No.1 in my chart.

 

The massive teethed, crap shirted, mum brushed my hair, hands clasped together, face like a half demolished shopping centre, megacunt.

[Trumo]

I didn't know his name or what TV shows he was on, but he was definitely one of those clueless fuckwit talking heads on those "W**** C**'s Greatest..." countdown shows in the summer.

[Trumo]

Johnny Vaughan. Loudmouth cockney gobshite.

[Trumo]

Olly Murs. Music for office fatties.

[Boss]

Why are you even casually glancing at garbage like this?

I'd treat every one of them as cunts by default but will not even bother to find out otherwise.

 

It's not of my choosing i can assure you. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Johnny Vaughan. Loudmouth cockney gobshite.

 

I don't mind Vaughan, but I can see why he would get right on people's tits.

He is way down the order for me.

[Section_31]

Olly Murs. Music for office fatties.

Haha, how true is that.

[Robbo29]

Does that mean I like him? so confused

[Trumo]

Shia Laboeuf. The mere mention of his name should bring forth diatribes from the denizens of the GF.

[Remmie]

Remmie

' the fuck did I do?