January Transfer Window 2015

[El Dangerous]

All I'm getting on Facebook is "and you all said we couldn't attract world class players, all you can sign is Lallana and lambert" etc. Quickly silenced by "Yeah, even City signed top players without champs league"

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The policy of scrapping the high wage earners that don't earn their salaries is bob-on but I'm concerned we never buy anyone on high salaries that are value for that salary, usually these are peak age players with valuable experience. If we genuinely can't attract these players for whatever reason other than wage, fair enough, it's difficult to know.

Yeah, I know what you're saying. I guess the theory is to get your Sturridges/Coutinhos/Morenos/Cans, et al, whilst they're quite young and can both improve, cost less and be as good as those players. We also seem to be building a side where a player can go and the team can still carry on because the system and style of football is what's doing the trick. Hopefully that negates the need to pay 350k per week to the likes of Falcao. Either that or maybe Rodgers just likes players he can mould to his own way of playing rather than those looking for a big wedge.

 

Essentially, yes; it's difficult to know isn't it!

[etho]

Fuck it, they can all throw their 300k a week at big names, I like what we're doing. Young, hungry players who are coming here to train hard and get better at football. You can hear it since Balotelli joined. Rodgers, Gerrard and Sturridge have said, we all work hard together as a group all week in training, and then in the match, so Balotelli has no choice but to buy in to that. Bring in a name, or an ego on 350k who feels they can afford to not buy in to it, and the whole thing unravels.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Most important transfer window in ten years

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

All I'm getting on Facebook is "and you all said we couldn't attract world class players, all you can sign is Lallana and lambert" etc. Quickly silenced by "Yeah, even City signed top players without champs league"

You lost me at Facebook.

[TheHowieLama]

We need a couple of fullbacks, a CB, a big physical DM, a pacy wide attacker who can score and create and a world class striker.

[Reckoner]

Most important transfer window in ten years

Which one was the least important?

[Tony Moanero]

All I'm getting on Facebook is "and you all said we couldn't attract world class players, all you can sign is Lallana and lambert" etc. Quickly silenced by "Yeah, even City signed top players without champs league"

 

Just bin the cunts off.

[Brigant Moloch]

2nd GK, defensive midfielder, bin GJ and Lucas (poor lad tho, no one wanted him!). thx. Next Summer Origi > Lambert, Borini to Sunderland + new young wide striker (Lacazette, Muriel, Fischer etc.). And Ilori back from Bordeaux and replacing The Leader of Men RCB, Gerrard benched, EMRE CAN comes in, Gerrard the impact sub. Defense Manquillo - Ilori - Sakho -Moreno, Can in front of them, William Carvalho next. Sorterd. CL won, FA won, EPL won. Lovren in Bright & Hove Albion playing for the legend Sami Hyypia, Teixeria back & being a sub to Cou. Markovic being the Hazard 2.0. Sterling rejecting 50mil bid from Real. Jose Enrique fucked off to Disneyland. Sorted.

[Tony Moanero]

Boring, very boring.

[Dr Nowt]

Doesn't Tiago Ilori play left centre back?

[Dr Nowt]

According to Neil Jones at The Echo we signed a 17 year old midfielder from The Yellow Submarine on deadline day. He's called Madger.

 

Sounds like a regional detective in search of his own TV series. "This week Madger uncovers some low level theft of gardening equipment from a shed in Eastleigh, and precisely no-one gives a fuck."

 

Never made it past the pilot.

[Major Tom]

Madger Look.

 

Worth a gander.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Give him a partner and make it Modger and Madger.

[Russ Atmosphere]

He'd be well advised not to photo his chap and tweet it.

[Dr Nowt]

He'd be well advised not to photo his chap and tweet it.

Madger the Tadger, the notorious South West sex offender.

[deiseach]

According to Neil Jones at The Echo we signed a 17 year old midfielder from The Yellow Submarine on deadline day. He's called Madger.

 

Sounds like a regional detective in search of his own TV series. "This week Madger uncovers some low level theft of gardening equipment from a shed in Eastleigh, and precisely no-one gives a fuck."

 

Never made it past the pilot.

They should have cast John Nettles. Wouldn't matter how sleepy or rural the place, he's seen more murderers than an Evertonian.

[J-V]

Looks like he just stuck a fork in a wall socket.

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Welcome to Liverpool. Don't be shit.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Not a great picture to pose in front of, a half and half scarf and a bloke who looks like he's giving him abuse already.

[Dr Nowt]

They should have cast John Nettles. Wouldn't matter how sleepy or rural the place, he's seen more murderers than an Evertonian.

Nettles would have brought him to life beautifully. The requisite air of pomposity, while processing paperwork about that bloke at Number 15 with an unlicensed car on the road or a teenager lifting hairspray from Superdrug, would be top banana for conveying Madger's impotent pedantism.

[deiseach]

Nettles would have brought him to life beautifully. The requisite air of pomposity, while processing paperwork about that bloke at Number 15 with an unlicensed car on the road or a teenager lifting hairspray from Superdrug, would be top banana for conveying Madger's impotent pedantism.

Hungerford will never smoke a cigar in a hospital car park again while Madger is on the prowl!

[Ne Moe Imya]

Doesn't Tiago Ilori play left centre back?

 

No.

[Dr Nowt]

Hungerford will never smoke a cigar in a hospital car park again while Madger is on the prowl!

 

 

Unlike Swallow, Madger is not a maverick.  He travels at 50 miles an hour on the motorway, in the slow lane, whether he needs to get somewhere quickly or not.

[Anubis]

They should have cast John Nettles. Wouldn't matter how sleepy or rural the place, he's seen more murderers than an Evertonian.

 

Shit.  Negged this in error. Can someone rectify please.