Norwich City vs Liverpool (Apr 20 2014)

[Paco]

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This won't be easy, Norwich have only lost one of the last six at home, they've also beaten City and Spurs. They've conceded 36 at home and we've scored 36 away, fucking scenes.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

We score our first goal generally around the 23rd minute away, Norwich tend to concede at home around the 35th minute.

 

Therefore I calculate we win 3-1, with goals on the 23rd, 35th and 62nd. They're sweaty crum fest snodgrass consolation will come on the 68th.

[stringvest]

Fuck that, the last time a Moses was sent down tbe river in a basket and come back and fucked shit up big time.

Yeah. Against Stoke wasn't it?

[Jhinge Machha]

everyone predicting this will be a 4-0 5-0 win. I can see repeat of the sunderland game

[Mustangt125]

Snodgrass is guaranteed to score a goal against us after I said I wanted Norwich to stay up 2 weeks ago.

 

Really though, we should go at them and get it over with.  It's a shame they will likely be relegated, they were a sneaky fun team to play with on FIFA.  Snodgrass, Hoolahan, Pilkington all legends.

[Alan Sex]

LET'S TWAT THESE FUCKING CUNTS!

[Ne Moe Imya]

everyone predicting this will be a 4-0 5-0 win. I can see repeat of the sunderland game

 

I'm with you on this one.  Law of averages, we have to have a difficult game against Norwich sometime.  Suarez can't score another hattrick, surely?

[The Golden Eel]

Looked overly eager to me, still fucked Hendo over

So Moses is responsible for Henderson making a poor touch and then making a bad tackle?

[Remmie]

On the off chance this hasn't already been said, lets just rest the entire team and play Suarez on his own, should be fine. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I hope it is a repeat of the Sunderland game myself, as I remember we won.

[Hand Shandy]

Exactly. I'd bite your hand off for a repeat of the Sunderland game!

[stringvest]

Do we know whether Sturridge will be fit?

[magicrat]

So Moses is responsible for Henderson making a poor touch and then making a bad tackle?

On the basis that we like Hendo now ,plus Moses is gash and clearly acting on Mourinho's instructions , i'm blaming him for whole fuck up and if we don't win the league it will be his fault as well. A public burning ,wicker-man style, would be appropriate .

[magicrat]

We have Mariner in charge for the Norwich game.

OK with that .

[Dr Nowt]

"Daniel Sturridge injury latest

16th Apr 2014 - Latest News

 

Liverpool have confirmed they'll give Daniel Sturridge every opportunity to prove his fitness ahead of Sunday's Barclays Premier League clash with Norwich City.

 

The striker had to be withdrawn in the 66th minute of last weekend's 3-2 win over Manchester City.

Sturridge has since underwent further assessment with the club's medical team at Melwood and a small strain was detected following a scan.

 

The 24-year-old will now undergo a treatment programme in order to try and be available for the trip to Carrow Road."

 

If he is fit, I'd be tempted to keep him on the bench in case we need him and try to make sure he's available for Chelsea.

[Section_31]

Same here, impact sub then let him run wild against Chelsea

[Dr Nowt]

If he plays against those blue twats, the footballing gods say he'll get the winning goal.

 

He'll be Luke to Torres's Darth Vader.

[Etienne77]

I can't see them pulling us apart. As long as we don't make any daft mistakes we have the quality to get the 3 points.

We need them to take us into the Chelsea game with that 2 point advantage.

[MLB]

This is an excellent chance for us to better City's goal difference. We should be going for five or six.

[Mike D]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8JLkwzpd0

[RedRazor]

I just hope the players aren't as nervous as I am.

 

I also hope that they are focused on this game as intently as they have focused on each game this year. This is in fact a milestone game for us. With the other results tonight a win will mean that we achieve what BR stated was his aim for the season - CL qualification. Not only that but three points would guarantee that we will finish at least third and so avoid the qualification round.

 

For Sunday that is all we need to think about - three points and guaranteed CL group stages next season and with it some fantastic midweek nights at Anfield. I'm sure I am not the only one who has missed them.

 

Let's get the job done on Sunday. Everything else can wait until Monday........

[The Golden Eel]

I'm bricking it

[Jairzinho]

I've got a cigar on.

[Phoenix]

It will be a very difficult game. Not confident at all. Law of averages suggests that Norwich wont capitulate as they have previously done.