little things that annoy the shit out of you

[manwiththestick]

We have a guy in our work who is a proper high level arse licker. Whenever the big bosses are around he's strutting round the office of his phone making out he's running the show. Whenever anyone new starts especially women he occupies a hot desk near them and talks needlessly loud making out he's the fabric holding the company together.

 

Sad arsehole.

[sir roger]

Could never believe how cowed people are by nonentity managers. Spent over 30 years listening to big talk in pubs / on coffee breaks and then watching them shit themselves when it came to standing up for themselves in person.

 

Did the area union job for a good while and had to give it up as it was getting ridiculous - The likes of

 

' The manager isn't following the rules on holidays & I can't get time off with my family '

' No problem , what's his/her name & I'll have a word '

' Will you have to mention my name ? '

' I can hardly sort it out without can I ? '

' Oh leave it then '

[Paulie Dangerously]

Could never believe how cowed people are by nonentity managers. Spent over 30 years listening to big talk in pubs / on coffee breaks and then watching them shit themselves when it came to standing up for themselves in person.

 

Did the area union job for a good while and had to give it up as it was getting ridiculous - The likes of

 

' The manager isn't following the rules on holidays & I can't get time off with my family '

' No problem , what's his/her name & I'll have a word '

' Will you have to mention my name ? '

' I can hardly sort it out without can I ? '

' Oh leave it then '

 

I was chair of our union in my last job and this was a constantly problem adding to probably the most thankless unpaid role I'll ever do.  

 

Speaking of arselickers we used to have a fella and a woman who would be constantly following them in a line.  They were labeled "the human centipede"

[Paulie Dangerously]

People who speed walk round the office like they've just followed through and need to get to the bog but actually pretending to be some overly important cunt who is 1 minute late to a meeting room that is 30 seconds away.

 

We have a group of them, one literally runs - runs - round the office, the gormless cunt, with his fucking laptop all the time. I sit looking onto a corner so see these pricks every day, one nearly took clean out one of the new girls the other day. But it happens all the time, banging into people because the daft cunts are going too fast. Matter of time before the first headbang.

 

Also brown-nosing cunts. We have this one cunt who keeps looking over at his line manager, almost for approval, every time he walks into the office. Snide fucker as well. Looks like Joe fucking 90.

 

 

 

Haha we had one we used to call Ben Richards

[Paulie Dangerously]

People who ask an individual  "How are we?"

[Pidge]

When journalists sneer back at critics of their employer by pointing out that, actually, the website/sunday edition is a different company entirely.

 

The shared branding is there to create association between the platforms you silly twats. It's totally reasonable for the public to therefore associate them. The legal structure of your non-dom, tax evading fascist overlord's businesses is not number one on our list of concerns. The bullshit propaganda the whole structure pushes on the public is. Write for them, take their money, expect to be associated as part of it.

[Bob]

I really don’t like puns. They irritate me. Far more than they should.

[Captain Turdseye]

I really don’t like puns. They irritate me. Far more than they should.

There’s only one thing for it then, Bob.

 

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php

 

Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out.

[sir roger]

I really don’t like puns. They irritate me. Far more than they should.

 

You hear the odd funny line but I couldn't sit through a whole performance of the likes of Tim Vine , Milton Jones or Stuart Francis.

[Elite]

You hear the odd funny line but I couldn't sit through a whole performance of the likes of Tim Vine , Milton Jones or Stuart Francis.

You can't beat a good pun, infact today I hit mine with a hammer and there wasn't a scratch on it.....dam dum dum tisssshh

 

Yeah they are good in singular use but nothing worse than getting bombarded with the fuckers.

[Dougie Do'ins]

That fucking cunts me off. The owner of the last company I worked for has a Lamborghini, and he'd turn up to the office in it from time to time, just breeze in all casual like. Seeing the fucking droneheaded lemmings I worked with rushing over to suck him off was most vexing. Especially since the pay was absolute shite. Still, it was nice to see where all our hard work was going.

 

I honestly hope he drives it into a fucking wall.

I hope he drives into a wall and all his car fawning gobshite employees are lined up in front of said wall.

 

My best mate’s boss has a Lamborghini and a Ferrari. The boss pays his workforce between £8 and £12 p/h and he gathered all the lads together in the canteen before the General Election last year and to inform them that if Labour got in then due to changes in tax he’d have no choice but to cancel their £500 Christmas bonus.

 

My mate isn’t politically aware and doesn’t vote although he did tell me that most of the other lads in there are the same but half of them went and voted Tory anyway because of what he’d said.

 

Massive knobhead.

So that's the cost of dignity these days ? £500. They deserve How the fuck do they sleep at night.

[cloggypop]

I really don’t like puns. They irritate me. Far more than they should.

Fuck sarcasm being the lowest form of humour. It's definitely puns.

[Rico1304]

The fucking HSBC banking app. Been said before - fucking fucking fucking shit.

[Captain Turdseye]

So that's the cost of dignity these days ? £500. They deserve How the fuck do they sleep at night.

These are all largely uneducated lads in a factory job. They’ve just fallen for the bosses bullshit. It’s in Runcorn as well, a safe Labour seat.

[Jairzinho]

Fucking hell, proper 19th century behaviour that.

 

America may have gone full retard, but the UK has gone full serf.

[cloggypop]

Yeah. Doffing caps can fuck right off.

[ZonkoVille77]

Kids play centres can get ta fuck.

[lifetime fan]

When journalists sneer back at critics of their employer by pointing out that, actually, the website/sunday edition is a different company entirely.

 

The shared branding is there to create association between the platforms you silly twats. It's totally reasonable for the public to therefore associate them. The legal structure of your non-dom, tax evading fascist overlord's businesses is not number one on our list of concerns. The bullshit propaganda the whole structure pushes on the public is. Write for them, take their money, expect to be associated as part of it.

Sunday Express twat on Question Time?

[John101]

People who are always going on about their Sunday league games, who scored and where they are in the league.

 

It's a kick about. It doesn't matter

[VladimirIlyich]

People who are always going on about their Sunday league games, who scored and where they are in the league.

 

It's a kick about. It doesn't matter

This is acceptable provided you are no older than twelve.

[Rico1304]

People who are always going on about their Sunday league games, who scored and where they are in the league.

It's a kick about. It doesn't matter

To be fair I always mentioned when I scored just see the look of absolute incredulity on peoples faces.

[Alan Sex]

To be fair I always mentioned when I scored just see the look of absolute incredulity on peoples faces.

I thought we were talking about Sunday League football, not your love life!

[Captain Turdseye]

The boy bought a second hand gaming chair a while back and one of the aux ports has been playing up of late, with the entire fixture coming loose on a couple of occasions. The sound completely went on it last week and I’ve been kind of expecting that to happen, so we drove an hour each way yesterday to pick up another one that was listed for sale on Facebook.

 

Got it home and it became clear that it wasn’t his chair that was broken but the Toslink optical audio converter. £7 for a replacement from Amazon. Fucking bastard.

[Captain Turdseye]

On the plus side, I’ve now got a gaming chair as well.

[Carvalho Diablo]

On the plus side, I’ve now got a gaming chair as well.

I thought you might have captain's chair? Those are ace.