"Dangerous" Dogs

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Christ.

 

 

Animal-Lecter.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Section_31]

The whole narrative around dogs today is nuts, like some kind of mental illness.

 

When I was a kid most dogs were mongrels. You'd let it out for a walk and it'd come home later after dropping a few turds and sniffing a few fellow dogs' arses.

 

Now every breed is a fucked up cross, wears a coat, eats expensive food, goes in cafes and pubs and shops, has a dog walker and a dog trainer, is a rescue dog for extra trendy points and is mentally ill, and the owners' entire lives has been given over to them. "He gets up at 4am and takes it for a walk, then he takes it for another walk at noon, and talks to the other dog walkers about their strange bastard breed, while avoiding spotters who want to rob said dog and sell it. And everyone- absolutely fucking everyone, who encounters my dog on said walk will fawn and act like they've genuinely never seen a dog before, ever.

 

Everyone's a fucking expert too. "Oh it ate that kid's face next door but that's because you're not supposed to give them ham."

 

I love dogs, always have, but I'm fucking sick of hearing about them. 

[Karl_b]

We get it Section, you don't like modern dog owners; we're not all like that though, honest!

[Kepler-186]

40 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The whole narrative around dogs today is nuts, like some kind of mental illness.

 

When I was a kid most dogs were mongrels. You'd let it out for a walk and it'd come home later after dropping a few turds and sniffing a few fellow dogs' arses.

 

Now every breed is a fucked up cross, wears a coat, eats expensive food, goes in cafes and pubs and shops, has a dog walker and a dog trainer, is a rescue dog for extra trendy points and is mentally ill, and the owners' entire lives has been given over to them. "He gets up at 4am and takes it for a walk, then he takes it for another walk at noon, and talks to the other dog walkers about their strange bastard breed, while avoiding spotters who want to rob said dog and sell it. And everyone- absolutely fucking everyone, who encounters my dog on said walk will fawn and act like they've genuinely never seen a dog before, ever.

 

Everyone's a fucking expert too. "Oh it ate that kid's face next door but that's because you're not supposed to give them ham."

 

I love dogs, always have, but I'm fucking sick of hearing about them. 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Mudface said:

Christ.

 

 

I'm all in favour of knobheads wearing muzzles just like their dogs. Two problems,one solution.

[Section_31]

[Fugitive]

45 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Just seconds later, St Peter had his throat ripped out and Jesus suffered deep bite wounds to his legs.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

57 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Off to play ping pong with Jade Goody and Princess Di.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Off to play ping pong with Jade Goody and Princess Di.

 

Don't forget Captain Tom.

[Poor Scouser T]

17 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The whole narrative around dogs today is nuts, like some kind of mental illness.

 

When I was a kid most dogs were mongrels. You'd let it out for a walk and it'd come home later after dropping a few turds and sniffing a few fellow dogs' arses.

 

Now every breed is a fucked up cross, wears a coat, eats expensive food, goes in cafes and pubs and shops, has a dog walker and a dog trainer, is a rescue dog for extra trendy points and is mentally ill, and the owners' entire lives has been given over to them. "He gets up at 4am and takes it for a walk, then he takes it for another walk at noon, and talks to the other dog walkers about their strange bastard breed, while avoiding spotters who want to rob said dog and sell it. And everyone- absolutely fucking everyone, who encounters my dog on said walk will fawn and act like they've genuinely never seen a dog before, ever.

 

Everyone's a fucking expert too. "Oh it ate that kid's face next door but that's because you're not supposed to give them ham."

 

I love dogs, always have, but I'm fucking sick of hearing about them. 

Totally.

[Gnasher]

Suprised they didn't have a live feed of the first couple of XL bullys being put down on this mornings loose woman tv show. Opportunity missed there imo.

[Fowlers God]

On 04/11/2023 at 23:10, Poor Scouser T said:

I was considering a Cane Corso. Just because they are big and strong, loyal and loving. I like big daft dogs.

It is too big a risk considering the power and that i may have to kill the fucker if his head and height is a certain spec.

 

Bet you'd kill it with your bare hands too- Absolute maniac yous

[Gnasher]

Should have been the Christmas number 1

 

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

[Section_31]

Genuinely shocked that most of the people kicking off about this are clearly bagheads. Nailed on they drink in pubs which serve Carling and have England flags above the pool table.

[TheHowieLama]

 

[John102]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-69041493

 

Im shocked

 

 

[Section_31]

I blame the owners - oh wait. 

[Mook]

People who have animals like that in their house are fucked in the head.

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Mook said:

People who have animals like that in their house are fucked in the head.

 

It should be on the 'cunt identifiers' thread. 

 

Fucked up brute of a dog as a pet, vocal about how much they hate paedophiles, wears Lonsdale. 

[Rico1304]

Kill them all. And the dogs.  

[Elite]

Fuck exemptions that's a cop out. They all need destroying.

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

Fuck exemptions that's a cop out. They all need destroying.

 

I'd genuinely eat them, they look quite meaty. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Whenever they mention police catching the dogs I always imagine them using a string of sausages like in a cartoon.