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I couldn't give two shits what a bunch of men white knighting in to 'defend' women think. I am uncomfortable with women being labelled TERFs for voicing their discomfort by a vocal, playing-to-the-gallery minority on social media

I hope when you wake up to piss tonight you stub your toe on the doorway

No, no, it's in jest.

Sat in the sunshine outside my favourite cafe in town, full English £7.10 including coffee plus £0.80 for black pudding. was lovely. Toast was superb. A second sausage wouldn’t have hurt but that’s the only quibble. black pudding is the best going.

That's why I like you Bruce, you've got a load of old bollocks for every occasion.

Happiest looking cat I've ever seen.

What’s with all the debris over it? Looks like the breakfast when Thomas smashed through the stationmasters house.

Ooh you swine. I wish forevermore when you open a pack of tablets you always get this end.

Can people please stop engaging with the flouncer? It's bringing the forum down and that's clearly what he wants. Very strange behaviour from an obvious psychopath. Everyone do yourselves a favour and stop replying.

Just been to my local team Wrexhams match against bottom of the table Dover , Wrexham raced into a very comfortable 2 nil lead before getting very sloppy and going in at half time 3-2 down , it got worse after the break and they were 5-2 down midway into the 2nd half . Fair play they rallied and scored the 5th and 6th goals in time added on for Dovers time wasting. Hell of a game to be honest .

In ten or fifteen years, they'll be spoilt for choice.

No you haven’t you weeping sore.

OK. I've found it now. It's exactly what I expected. - You made a claim. - Someone (in this case, Stig) asked for evidence. - You provided some unsubstantiated horseshit from some grifters. - You were asked for some actual evidence from a reliable source. - You spat your dummy and said "I'm not talking to you". You've been running that cycle for nearly 200 pages. I'm not convinced that your time is as valuable as you claim.

Ha ha I love Parlour. Brazil absolutely hammered as well.

Salt and pepper. Proper seasoning that enhances the flavour unlike ketchup which overwhelms it.

Hibiscus Martinis

Is right, Vlad. We could be relegated to the National League North tomorrow, and I’d still check Flashscore four or five times per game.

"So how's Ukraine going then?" "Completed it mate." "You've completed Ukraine?" "Yesh, got rid of the Nazis, job done." "But I thought you wanted to occupy the whole country?" "Yeah I was going to but then Lucy Pinder came round to suck me off."

it doesnt have to be the winner to be the winner

I believe this is what's best for their club. They need to take a while to reflect on their standards and overall passion for the club, even if it means going trophyless for a few years.

0.0128% of period changes happening. No long term issues reported. 0.001575% of myocarditis- no long term issues reported. Happy to help.

Why did you post this article? It clearly says something different to what you hypothesize happened and your argument is "well, who knows"? It doesn't work like that. On top of that, it's just a really sad story that you're trying to point score off of. Pathetic, mate.

Crackling IMG_1375.MOV

You don't understand correlation.

Colonel mustard, in the library, with the candelabra?

Denver’s Program to Dispatch Mental Health Teams Instead of Police is So Successful it is Expanding 5-Fold https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/denver-star-program-expands-in-2022/

Betty Boo is boss

Reminded me of a young Joanne Whalley-Kilmer. This is,of course,a massive compliment.

Is that Stewart fucking Downing they have carefully tried to edit out of most shots, Downing, a legend? Fuck off.

I might have to delete the pics of Charlie from this thread: it turns out he's actually a kangaroo.

Well, it is a thread dedicated to this topic. If I come to the cricket thread to ridicule people for having an interest in cricket and discussing it based on what they read in the media, having personally not made any other contribution, that would be pretty weird.

It's beautiful. The no-beaners have been rampant recently, quality breakfasts one after another. What a run of form.

Some of the unverified, untrustworthy, poorly-produced, agenda-driven, lacking in context shit that you post on here, or like PB posting, and you pull up Rico for that?! What have you had to say about PB posting countless articles about people having heart problems in the past two years, with the implication that these are a result of the vaccines, even though the articles offer no evidence, or even a suggestion, that the vaccines were at fault, and that when he's pulled on this, comes out with the fucking pearler that 'the vaccines can't be ruled out'?

This might be a good sign, actually. The Russians pivoting to say "nah, we never wanted Kyiv anyway, we were always after the Donbas" is the first step to Putin admitting defeat. I mean, he's like Trump in that he'll never actually admit defeat, but moving back to the Donbas where they started and then claiming a win would be one of the most hollow "victories" in the last couple of centuries. The argument is that he suffered 20k or more casualties and turned the nation of Ukraine irrevocably away from ever wanting anything to do with Russia again and in exchange he gained ... a canal of water for Crimea and extended the battle lines in the Donbas a few dozen kilometers into Ukraine from where they were? And that's if he actually gets what he wants - no telling what the Ukrainian response is likely to be. Reminds me of the old fable about the fox and the grapes. The fox really wants the juicy grapes, but he jumps at them a few times and they're too high. So, wishing to cover up his failure, he says "never wanted those sour grapes anyhow" and stalks off with his head held high.

Band t-shirts are boss.

Chelsea. Seriously, who the fuck are they?

Oh c'mon now, it's only a large randomised trial partly supported by companies with a vested interest in Vitamin D, it's clearly not a patch on some grifting woo-peddlers posting on their blogs.

Ok the cupboard is a bit bare tonight but rather than waste £15 on some muck pizza I rustled up these bad boys instead...spicy turkey unicorn fajitas.

Easter weekend is a stupid weekend to host semis at Wembley.

I’ve run in two half marathons where someone has died. Granted they were 10 yrs ago but I suspect the vaccine.

I fucking started because of mine!

It’s difficult to get past the window frames made out of potato on this one. I suppose, to their credit, they distract from the undercooked sausage and bacon. It’s been said before but tomato’s on the vine have no place on a cooked breakfast. I long for the day when the phrase; “Hold the vine you pretentious fucker” becomes common place in cafeterias all over the land.

Can we use the 85 buses City won't need?

People get stupid over pets, and dogs in particular. They don't respect how dangerous they are. They think it's a member of the family. Something you can buy in a shop isn't a person. And anything with teeth like that and a bite force to match is a potential killer.

I've wasted too much time finding out that you are a truth-averse cuntbubble. Prove me wrong.

Can’t agree with that. Trent is much more like Nicol, in that he could play more or less anywhere. Both two footed players, with enough skill, strength and pace for most occasions. And Trent is a fantastic dead ball specialist. Trent is the best FB we’ve had since Phil Neal.