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We needed that. I needed that. After two poor results this was a big game for us. I don’t want to over-state it by saying it was going to be pivotal to our season, as there’s an awful lot of footy still to be played, but it was probably bigger than most people realised. It’s rare that we have two bad results in a row, but three would definitely suggest a chink in the armour. More than that though, for me personally anyway, this is Arsenal. You have to beat Arsenal. You can’t not beat them as it’s just completely unacceptable. It’s the cardinal sin in my eyes. If you say “Hey Siri, show me a team that looks like it’s been created just so Liverpool can batter them” you’ll get Arteta’s Arsenal. I still haven’t got over us losing to them in our title winning season. I was so offended by that it took some of the shine off number 19. Ok, not really. Well, yeah a little bit. That was the night when we blew the chance to reach one hundred point mark. If we’d taken care of business that night we’d have ended the season on 101 points. I know most people don’t care about that, and in the grand scheme of things neither do I, but it did really fucking irk me that Arsenal beat us and were then smelling themselves like they’d done something special when really we handed them the points by being wasteful at one end and sloppy as fuck at the other. They didn’t even play well. They were fucking shite. So yeah, I didn’t take that one well at all. Losing to a Watford or West Ham I can handle. In fact, losing to most teams I can handle as it can happen. Losing to Arsenal though should never happen. I’m not saying Arsenal are as bad as Norwich as clearly they aren’t. They’re probably a top seven or eight team, maybe even a little higher than that. But the way they play means they should never even get within two or three goals of us, let alone take any points. So I loved this simply because it went EXACTLY the way it’s supposed to. When we play this incarnation of Arsenal, this is what should happen. Every time. Why? Just fucking look at how they play. The sheer arrogance, stubbornness and delusion of that tit manager of theirs is mind boggling. We’ve seen this movie before. He does this shit every time they come to Anfield and each time I’m sat there wondering just what he’s playing at. It takes a planet sized ego to go up against a team as great as ours and insist on playing like that even when it’s continually getting punished. I remember being completely staggered by it the last time it happened but the arrogance to come here again and do the exact same thing, and then blame the players afterwards for it not working… just what a fucking knobhead. Don’t get me wrong, we were really good in the second half and it was great to see. What I’m saying is that this is what should happen when a team comes to Anfield and does this. I used the analogy on the podcast that Arsenal were basically throwing chum over the side of the boat, waiting for the sharks to work themselves into a frenzy and then just throwing themselves in the water. Thats what the second half felt like. It was football suicide from them but unlike Arteta I don’t blame their players. They’re just playing to his orders. It’s actually annoying it took us as long as it did to make them pay. In fact, for half an hour we made them look relatively competent because we just didn’t have any intensity in our play. I don’t know if it was the international break or if it was tactical, but we just seemed lethargic and slow in possession. We weren’t moving the ball quickly enough and there was too much passing around at the back. We were pressing them quite well and won it back in the final third a few times, and I thought we looked like we might do something from a set-piece, but in possession it wasn’t sharp enough. Arsenal were comfortable even if they offered virtually no threat of their own. The only moments of relative danger came whenever we gave it away cheaply and they were able to have a bit of a run at us. It only happened a couple of times and they didn’t really go close to scoring. I can recall one dangerous ball in that Ox got back and dealt with well, and very little else. But we weren’t creating much either. They insisted on trying to play out from the back every single time they had a goal kick and that looked like our most likely source of a goal. In fact, I’d have been tempted to instruct our lads to stop passing it around on halfway and just twat it out for goal kicks all the time and try to catch them out that way, because the stubborn fucks insisted on doing the same thing every time. They didn’t mix it up at all, it was just passing it around in their box, they’d work it to one of their midfielders and we’d either win the ball back there, or they’d knock it forward under pressure and it would be picked up by our lads. Have Arsenal ever scored a goal by playing it out from the keeper like that? It isn’t a successful tactic and I don’t know why Arteta persists with it other than to satisfy his own vanity. But for half an hour we weren’t making them pay. And then came the game changing moment. Sadio made an innocuous aerial challenge on their right back and he may or may not have made incidental contact. There was fuck all in it though. The kind of challenge you see a dozen times every game. But Arteta went ballistic, yelling at the ref and waving his arms about. A few of his players did too, and it’s just blatantly obvious this was a ploy they came up with before kick off. They’d tried it earlier on too, but when this one happened right in front of the bench they took the opportunity to go nuts. And so did Klopp. When he saw what was happening he went charging at Arteta yelling “What do you want?? What do you want for that??” The surprising thing was that Arteta then lost it even more and went for Klopp. He had to be dragged away for his own safety. Klopp would have knocked that spray painted wig right off his stupid little Thunderbirds looking face. What it did though was wake the crowd up. The atmosphere had fizzled out after a lively start and both crowd and players were a bit flat. Until that happened and everyone was suddenly riled up. Within seconds of the restart we’d put together our best move of the game. It was everything we hadn’t been doing previously. We moved the ball quickly and purposefully up the field, Kostas reached the byline and cut it back to Salah who’s shot was blocked by Ramsdale. He’d earlier made a close range stop to deny Mané and also turned over a shot by Trent after a good run. He was Arsenal’s best player but he should have done much better with at least two of the goals, including the opener which arrived not long after the spat between the managers. Matip strode forward on a trademark mazy one but was tripped by Aubamayeng. That might be the only time I even saw the Arsenal skipper all game actually. What a fucking waste of space that cunt it. He’s the living embodiment of modern day Arsenal him. Utterly pointless cunt who will score a bagful in the Europa League and against some of the dregs of the league, but never do anything in any game of any importance. And he’s the captain too. Never change Arsenal. Anyway, from the free-kick Trent whipped the ball in and Sadio powered a good header across goal. Ramsdale should have saved it but didn’t, and the deadlock was broken. I know you can’t ever be sure, but as soon as we got the first I never had any doubt we wouldn’t go on and smack them about after that. It’s Arsenal, it’s what they do. The second half was just complete domination. They couldn’t get out of their own half because they insisted on trying to make 15 passes before even thinking about playing it forward, and very few teams are capable of doing that. In fact, the only teams I can remember who had any joy playing out from the back are City and Brighton, and City don’t really try to do it much anymore because they’ve been caught out too many times. It’s like if you’re playing tennis against someone with an amazing backhand, you don’t hit it on that side unless you have to. We’re fucking incredible at the high press but Arteta just kept playing into the trap and then pinned the blame on his players for handing us goals. I mean, it’s partly true but he’s the one telling them to play like that, the bad snide twat. I’d be proper pissed off if I was one of his players hearing that. The second goal was a gift to be fair. But then Arteta is the one who picked that lad who I’d never even heard of until this week. He had Tierney available but instead chose to put some inexperienced nobody up against the best player in the world. Then that inexperienced nobody pass the ball straight to Jota and it’s 2-0. How boss was that though? So calm, so composed. What was also good about it is that he seemed to anticipate what was going to happen and he positioned himself where the ball went. He wasn’t just stood there and got lucky. He moved into that area before the lad passed it there. And then he threw two dummies to beat White and Ramsdale and tapped into the empty net. Brilliant. In that spell we looked like scoring every time Arsenal had the ball. Because you knew we were going to rob it from them in their half and create something. Ox was within a whisker of a morale boosting goal but he shot just wide having done everything right. I’d have loved that one to go in for him. Jota looked like he was going to add a second but a heavy touch allowed Ramsdale to come out and smother. They collided and it looked pretty bad for both of them. Ramsdale continued, Jota did too briefly but was taken off not long after. I saw a video on youtube earlier in the week of Ramsdale playing golf with that Tubes fella from Soccer AM. I only watched a bit of it before I got bored, but I thought Ramsdale came across well and seemed like a decent lad. Then I watched him come out for the second half and run towards the Kop, who at that point were still booing Arsenal onto the field. They weren’t booing him and he was always going to get a good ovation. But he started applauding while many were still booing, and he continued applauding all the way to his goal. Not gonna lie, I loved that. Made me think “yeah, he’s a good lad him”. While I don’t think he covered himself in glory on the first two goals, he did make a lot of saves and he’s the reason it wasn’t six or seven, because it quite easily could have been. Jota was denied by a terrific Ramsdale save before Mo made it 3-0. That third goal was Sadio in microcosm really. Great run in behind to get on the end of Jota’s clever header, a heavy touch that looked like it had ruined the chance, and then a brilliant cross to give Mo a tap in. It’s actually quite brilliant when you watch the replay from the angle behind the goal as Sadio immediately knows he has over ran the ball and the chance of a shot had gone but straight away he’s looking across to see where Mo is. He has another look as he gets near the ball and then puts it on a plate for him. Class. Ox was replaced by Hendo and Taki replaced Jota. Within seconds the skipper was playing a perfect ball over the top for Sadio to run onto again. This time he waited, played it to Mo who in turn rolled it into the path of the overlapping Trent. His cross was perfectly weighted for Taki to arrive at the back post for an easy finish. Everyone was clearly made up for him to score and it was a nice moment for him. He arrived just before Covid hit, ended up stranded here in lockdown when he didn’t even speak the language. Then he’s playing in empty stadiums, trying to find his feet in a new league and trying to break into the best starting eleven in world football. He ends up on loan at Southampton, still playing in empty stadiums, then he comes back here and is hardly playing again. It must be really tough, but he always seems to have a smile on his face and he’s a boss little footballer. I like him a lot and hopefully we can get him a bit more playing time over the coming weeks to see if he can build on what has been an encouraging season so far in limited opportunities. Klopp was able to give Tyler Morton a Premier League debut late on and he slotted in seamlessly in place of Thiago. I think this lad is probably much better than any of us realise you know. He’s definitely got something about him and Klopp seems to have a lot of belief in him. It’s a shame the five subs rule wasn’t voted in or we may have seen Bradley and Beck get a chance too. All in all this was a perfect day assuming Jota’s injury is just a knock and nothing more serious. I’m happy with four goals even if it could have been more. 4-0 is about standard really when we place these fannies. It’s level par, so I’m pleased, especially as all four forwards got a goal. The clean sheet is good too, but it wasn’t a particularly taxing day for the defence. Alisson had little to do. There was a decent save to keep out a drive by Partey. It was one of those saves that most keepers love because they can arch their back, throw their legs up in the air, tip the ball over the bar and smile for the cameras as they fall back down to earth. Alisson just shuffled across, tipped it over the bar and didn’t even leave his feet. Imagine Pickford there, or that Darlow knob at Newcastle. He also made another good stop later on but I can’t remember if that was offside or not. I don’t think the flag went up but maybe it would have if they’d scored. We were at least 2-0 up at that point anyway but the clean sheet is important after some recent wobbles and besides, I didn’t want Arsenal getting anything at all from this. The pricks. To think I was actually apprehensive about this before kick off. Not because I bought into any of the shite we’ve been hearing about ‘new look Arsenal’ and how their new young team are suddenly not pushovers any more and they have more steel about them. I’ll concede they aren’t the utter clowns how they were when they had Mustafi and David Luiz back there, but they’re still Arsenal. I wasn’t worried about them. I was worried about us. We hadn’t played well in the last couple of league games so I wasn’t sure what to expect. My head was telling me it would be normal service resumed and we’d swat them aside because… well, they’re Arsenal, but I did have this nagging worry that we might completely shit down our own leg and then I’d have to call for everybody’s head because losing to this Arsenal side is just not something I’d be able to process rationally. It wasn’t that I didn’t think we’d win, it was that I kept thinking “imagine if we don’t. Imagine if we somehow let these fucking bums get something”. Thankfully that didn’t happen and I’m a happy camper today. Obviously this doesn’t compare to winning 5-0 at Old Trafford but there’s a different kind of enjoyment about it. I was buzzing after spanking United. This isn’t that. It’s just a sense of satisfaction at a job well done. As I keep saying, this is what is supposed to happen when we play them so it feels good that the lads did the job they should be doing. It was important to get back to winning ways and we’ve done that. The squad is stretched at the moment and we had nine players missing for this one. The bench was seriously inexperienced but we’ve still got enough players to put out a really strong eleven, with two or three good options on the bench too. Ox is now making the kind of contribution we expect from a starting player. I’m not saying he’s been brilliant or anything, but the performances he’s been putting in of late are definitely ones you can live with. I actually thought he was really good in this one despite three or four slack moments when his passing went astray. His pressing was outstanding and he brought great energy, especially in the second half when we just robbed Arsenal’s lunch money. Ox was the one picking them up and hanging them upside down by their ankles to see what fell out of their pockets. Kostas was really good again, as was Thiago. He had one sloppy moment when he was dispossessed in the first half and Arsenal countered on us, but other than that I don’t think he lost possession once. The front three were all dangerous. Jota was the quietest but he scored again. Like I say, it feels as though he scores every time he plays. Sadio was wildly erratic but caused absolute fucking mayhem and ran Arsenal ragged. Mo just looked like the most skilful man on the pitch, which he usually is these days regardless of who we’re playing. Some of his touches and control when running at full speed just defy belief. Star man is Fabinho though. When he plays like that nobody can beat us. I just wish we could play Arsenal every week, because the only way we would ever drop points is if we were complete dogshit. I still can’t believe Arteta thinks he can play like that against us and not get absolutely twatted. Guardiola learned that lesson very quickly and he’s got vastly superior players in his side. Hopefully Arteta never learns because I quite enjoy putting four or five past them every time they come to Anfield. Team: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Tsimikas; Fabinho, Oxlade-Chamberlain (Henderson), Thiago (Morton); Salah, Jota (Minamino), Mané:

Monday Nov 15: So just Robbo, Hendo and Sadio injured on international duty then. Sound. Harvey is back in light training though, which is great news. Not especially surprising as when that Gomes tit had a similar injury he was only out for around three months or so from what I remember. It’s one of those injuries that looks far worse than it is. I mean, it looks fucking horrendous, like you’ll never even walk again, but it’s nowhere near as serious as when a ligament in your knee goes ‘ping’. Virgil walked off when he did his ACL, and last week Ogbonna played on for 10 minutes when he did his. That’s a nine month layoff, yet Harvey’s foot was pointing the wrong way and he’s back on the training field a couple of months later. Can’t wait until he’s back on the field again as the way he started the season was frightening really. England won 10-0 tonight against San Marino. Firstly, these qualifiers are a waste of time for the ‘seeded’ nations. There’s no way England are ever not going to qualify for one of these tournaments now based on the groups they always get. It’s the same fucking teams all the time. Poland, San Marino, Andorra, Estonia… just a waste of time. I’m just looking at all of the groups now and the whole thing is an exercise in futility. The only ‘big’ teams who haven’t basically had a bye all the way to the World Cup are Italy and Portugal, who have both been forced into the playoffs after finishing below Switzerland and Serbia. England have played ten qualifying games, and for what? Everyone knew they were going through at a canter. It feels like the sole purpose of these games is for Sir Harold of Hotspur to pad his fucking stats and become England’s all time leading goalscorer. Tuesday Nov 16: At least Neco has been enjoying himself for Wales though. They’ve made the playoffs after finishing second to Belgium. He’s been playing left wing back of late and has done really well. He scored last week and played really well again tonight. Depending on how long Robbo is out, he might see a bit of time playing on the left as Kostas probably isn’t going to play every game. He was trending on twitter so I’ve just been having a look through and it’s mostly Welsh fans talking about a) how great he is, and b) how he needs to leave Liverpool. I understand why people think that, but it’s an outdated way of thinking and doesn’t really stack up anymore. Why should he leave if he’s that great? By that I mean if he continues to play at the level he has this week then he’ll get games here as a squad player. And you know what, I reckon he’d prefer 15/20 games a season with us than playing every week for some lower half of the table bums, especially as his international place won’t be at risk whether he plays for us or not. Neco is better off staying here until it is no longer in his hands, because leaving Klopp doesn’t usually go well for anyone. The caretaker Wales boss got involved too, saying “we’ve got to get him playing”. Why, because it seems to me like he’s doing pretty damn fucking well for you already. He trains every day against Salah and Mané, but apparently his game will only improve if he goes to play for fucking Norwich or Newcastle, training against dog shite and only playing against the top players maybe a dozen times a season. The game has changed and “playing more games” is actually a bit over-rated now when you factor everything in. If he gets to 23 or 24 and he’s hardly playing then sure, he need to rethink it. But for now he’s doing just fine. There was also a lot of shite being spouted by our fans too. I particularly liked the one saying Neco is better than Reece James in every department, even though James has been fucking phenomenal for the past year or so at Chelsea and played a big part in them becoming European Champions. And fair play to the LFC fan site who penned an article comparing Neco with Gareth Bale and suggesting he might be able to replace Mo when he goes to AFCON in January. That’s some Echo worthy clickbaiting right there. Better that than the fucking virgins slagging him off though I guess. Meanwhile, Curtis isn’t going to be back for a few more weeks. This is horrible as I keep thinking how painful that must have been. I’m so fucking squeamish about anything eye related and that must have been a bad one if it’s keeping him out for, what, six weeks? The good news is the doctor says there’s no permanent damage and when it heals he’ll be fine. But why is it taking so long to heal though? What exactly did he do to it? Actually I don’t want to know. *shudders* Wednesday Nov 17: Robbo won’t play this weekend but that’s ok because I read on twitter that he’s been shit this season and Kostas is better than him now. So this is actually a good thing as we don’t have to worry about him bringing our level down with his shitness and terrible crossing. Same with Hendo and his sideways passing, killing all our attacks. Mad the way some people (like that fool Klopp) think Robbo and Hendo being out is some kind of blow and weakens us. Jonathon Woodgate says Sancho doesn't fit United's style and would have been great for us. Isn't he some kind of scout for us or something? I'm sure I read that somewhere. “Jadon Sancho is an extraordinary talent; if you play to his strengths, then he’ll come good. There’s no doubt in my mind that he’ll come good again. Put him in the Liverpool team, and he’d be a completely different player, I’m sure.” All this is true, but it highlights the difference in finances between the two clubs. They spent all that money on a lad they didn't need and who doesn't fit how they play. We spent fuck all. And when the next window comes around, they'd have the money to go and buy another Sancho if they wanted. The disadvantage we're at really should make it almost impossible for us to compete, but we've got Klopp and he's incredible. He might actually be the best we've ever had but he'll never have the medal collection to prove it because of the teams he's having to compete against. I'd argue with anyone that this is the best team we've ever had, the title win a couple of years ago was the best we've had, and yeah, that probably makes Klopp the best we've had. He isn't the greatest, but he' the best. Thursday Nov 18: Bernard Mendy is charged with two more counts of rape (that’s six for anyone keeping count) but some news reports have used photos of the Chelsea keeper Edouard or the Real Madrid full back Ferlan. I just don’t know how this can possibly happen. It’s inexcusable and people should be sacked over it. I don’t there’s any race element to this at all, but it’s just gross incompetence. If it was a white lad named, say, Thomas or Saunders, I think the same thing would have happened as its just fucking lazy. If you type in Bernard Mendy Manchester City you’ll get a picture of Bernard Mendy from Manchester City. The only way you’re getting another Mendy is if you just type in Mendy footballer or something stupid like that. There just isn’t any excuse for it, especially when it’s a story as serious as this. I’d be fucking suing if I’m the Chelsea keeper. Having your photo used in connection to multiple rape accusations? Fuck that, it’s outrageous. Meanwhile, City have signed a sponsorship deal with a cryptocurrency company that seems to have a fictional group of directors. No-one can find any info on them online because it looks like it’s a load of jarg names. Nothing to see here though, move along. Move along. Saw this today from some Arsenal player called Tavares. “Salah will play against me. I don’t have problems with anyone. We have a good team. Liverpool have a good team as well. We need to fight on the pitch. Salah doesn’t know who I am. I’m young, maybe he doesn’t know (me).” If Mo doesn’t know him, that makes two of us. There was more. “I don’t know why some people are so shocked about Arsenal. We are a big club and have good players! For us, it’s normal and simple to win games. We are in the top five. For us, we want to achieve top one so I don’t know why people are surprised. We go to Anfield trying to win the game. That’s it.” Won a few games and started smelling themselves. Modern Arsenal to a tee. We better fucking put them back in their box this weekend or I’m not going to know how to deal with that indignation. This team of ours failing to beat Arsenal is probably the biggest crime I can think of. Friday Nov 19: Barca are linked with Mo and Thiago. I don’t think they can afford either, but I could see FSG being tempted at the prospect of getting Thiago’s wages off the books. So far it hasn’t worked out anything like anyone hoped but there’s still time for him to turn that around as he’s obviously a class player. He just needs an injury free run, but I defo reckon the club would listen if Barca came in. There’s no way in hell they can afford Mo though. Then again, if they wait 13 months they can get him on a pre-contract for nothing. We’re being linked with Adams again. He is stalling on a new deal with Wolves and Barca are reportedly sniffing around along with us. His price tag is £30m now, which is a drop of around £40m on a year or so ago. The rate his value is plummeting if we wait until the summer Wolves will be paying us to take him. Klopp’s press conference was interesting. He was asked about Neco’s performances and made some cryptic comment about how right back might not be his best position. Has he been reading those Gareth Bale comparison blogs? He was in a good mood but was definitely irritated by a couple of things. The international break for one, which he admitted he “hates”. I’m sure he hates it even more when it’s as pointless as this one. England playing Andorra and San Marino. I mean fucking hell. The other thing that irked him was being asked about Stevie being his successor and does him being in the Premier League make that more likely. "You'll never hear me say it's a stepping stone. I'm really honoured and proud," said Gerrard. "I'll give this job everything it needs to be a success, I don't think there's anything wrong with having dreams and aspirations. Liverpool have a world class coach and if he was to sign a lifetime deal I would be very happy for them and him." So we won’t hear him say it’s a stepping stone, but he didn’t say it wasn’t did he? The line about dreams and aspirations makes it clear really. If it goes well at Villa he’s going to get asked about this all the time and so will Klopp, and it’s going to piss them both off. Klopp bristled today when the idea of him extending his contract was brought up. "Wow! I thought Stevie said a lot of nice things, and really smart things, but you make that into this”. This is a topic that needs taking out back, shooting, and burying at the bottom of the garden. He’s never going to answer that question and if he does stay beyond that contract we won’t find out until they announce he’s signed an extension. “I don’t have to think about these kinds of things at the moment, thank God, because we are in the middle of this season and that’s all that we are focused on. No other manager gets asked that often about things that are happening in two-and-a-half years, three years or four years… I didn’t think about it until you asked me now, and I don’t want to think about it. It’s all fine how it is. It’s over when it’s over, but it’s far away from being over, so let’s focus on that." No-one else gets asked about it because most managers don’t have job security. They’re happy to still be there at the end of the season without getting sacked, but Klopp is untouchable and fans would gladly give him a 10 year contract here and now if there was any chance of him signing it. Mind you, Jack Wilshere wouldn’t take him at Arsenal. He was asked if he’d swap Arteta for Klopp and said “No”. Then said the same thing about Guardiola. Gotta ex love players being made to look like wankers because they have to defend their mates. Not even Gary Neville would say no to Klopp though. ….and that was the week that was.