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I get United fans telling me we've never won the title I just shame them saying only United fans could do something like write off everything busby and his babes achieved just for one upmanship.. for shame sir.. FOR SHAME!

Why does it take 10 mins, you can sum it up in 8 words They are scruffs and didn't pay the rent

A bit harsh on Trumo even if he has just posted something for the second time.

Time for him and Burnley to fuck off back to the Championship. The boring, lego headed, ale house cunt.

Exactly, he is only young and really is one of those who thinks football began in 1992, Even funnier he then told me Blackburn had won more titles than Liverpool- I just said and who was the manager lol

About to be shovelled into the bin? Best place for it.

I'm in the middle, clearly struggling with the Stella after 5 months of shite sleep due to the little one! I was at home in bed by half eleven!

Pubs everywhere will be horrendous tonight. Full of pissed blerts trying to show off with no idea of pub etiquette.

And all of this while trolling the opposition by turning up in fancy dress as a Stabilo Boss marker pen.

Well, I agree with Johnny. VVD isn't fit to wear the shirt.

I Gemini by Lets Eat Grandma : First few minutes into the album I thought I can't listen to this. Its a bunch of kids sounding even younger than their 17 years. The name...oh my god..the name. What have I done signing up to GF Music Review Club and being landed with this "music"???? . Being the anal retentive OCD obsessed middle aged grump that I am I decided I may stick this out and see it through. Thank fuck I did. What an fabulous piece of work by these upstarts. It totally warmed my heart and gave me hope that there are still mad cunts out there willing to stick their neck out and produce art like this. Zonko called it on the soundtrack vibe. I totally get it and totally love it. I think that is the essence of this album and the sonic soundscape that it produces. I listened on my commute and despite the trafiic, crap weather and nervous stomach thanks to my terrible job I was transplanted numerous times while listening to forests, mountain tops, rivers, beaches, dark lonely bedrooms, wardrobes etc. I was entranced literally at times waking only when a song finished or when the two girls slapped me in the face with a wet fish at the start of another "song". To the songs. They could have dropped 2 or 3 of the songs and it would have no effect on the album and in my opinion would only serve to enchance it. Im talking about you Chocolate Sludge Cake,Sleep Song and welcome to the treehouse 1. But who the fuck am I compared to these little geniuses. They probably know better. At times it feels like they made the album by just picking up whatever happened to be lying around on their bedroom floor. Ace. It shouldn't work but it does. The mentalists. Deep Six Textbook - talk about drawing you in, reaching inside your gut and having a good tug. Its sets the scene nicely for whats to follow or so you would think. Eat Shiitake Mushrooms - Can do without the rap but nice hook saves it. Sax in the City - Cool. Dirty. Gritty. My image is late at night. Rain. Streets of New York. Broken street lights. Characters of the underclass shifting silently between alleyways. Like it. Chocolate sludge cake - Nah thanks. Chimpanzees in Canopies - I really like the last 90 seconds of this. Im a sucker for a mandolin or ukulele or whatever the hell it is they are playing in the background. Can do without the first half. Rapunzel - Genius. Stunning. Oh man that piano. The story, the imagery the meaning. Well done girls. Scarey as fuck. Sleep Song - No. Welcome to the treehouse 1 - Don't see the point. Welcome to the treehouse 2 - Maybe this is the point??? - anyway I really like this. Cocteau Twins anyone? Not fair probably but that's the vibe I get and it sits well with me. Uke 6 Textbook - yeah fuck it. Stick one more track on the album. Grab the nearest instrument from the bedroom floor of my 4 year old sister. Oh look a Xylophone and a Ukulele. Lets go nuts. A suitable ending for a brilliant piece of work. Now will I listen to this again? I might but then again I may not for a long time. Is that a bad thing? Probably but I tell you what I'm really glad I did listen this week. Isn't music utterly wonderful!!!!!!!

Its when they’re on their third bottle of wine each, pulling at his clothes and shouting “Twerk for us! Twerk for us!”

Fernanda Urrejola from Narcos Mexico

Something kids will never have the joy of....... I think I've still got one of these knocking about somewhere. Incidentally what a fucking season and team that was and our best side ever

If anything he's probably saved it too well there.

I used to absolutely love the FA Cup as a kid. Sadly, it’s just not the same anymore. Bring back everybody fielding full strength teams, endless replays, semi-finals at Villa Park, Old Trafford, etc, and all day terrestrial television coverage of the final. Baaastards.

Oh my God.

Loads of lads in togas looking at each other’s flutes?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/staff-tui-hotel-create-horrifying-13701501

How would that be more scandalous than Being Mike Riley?

I missed my company piss up last week and I'm currently missing my team piss up! Hate socialising and despise Christmas with every fibre of my being! Fuck it all!

A typical Evertonian family photo.

Clyne won't play for us again IMO

I'm not having Pearson compared to Dyche. Dyche is a padawan Allardyce, all little Englander bluster, whereas Pearson is a proper weapons grade psychopath.

Used to think most of that lot were pretty grim at the time, Davies was good mind. What I would say is they didn't need co-commentators back then and they didn't talk incessantly over the game giving their own opinions and trite observations. These days its become like an episode of Catchphrase where the cunts say what they see at every opportunity watching the same screen as us but forgetting we can follow a game of football just as well. What the poor fuckers in the stands do without Tyler and his ilk giving them earache is a mystery.

Boy on the left looks like a cross between Sean Ryder & The Thing...

Sami Hyypia was the best centre half in the league for a number of years. Van Dijk is one of the most complete defenders I’ve ever seen.

Ricky Hattons not aged well

You’ve given far too much away there. I’m so tempted to swing by and peep through the window

Broke the world record fee?

The mistake you make is caring what a woman says about anything.

Barnes is one of the biggest cheats in the league. Dyche can fuck off.

I think the point about the tackling (sick of everyone on Sky saying it was ok today) was that if cautions were given out earlier then they might think more before they flew into more reckless ones. I’m not saying the one on Gomez was too bad but if he’d been given a yellow earlier then he might not have risked it and then Gomez wouldn’t have gone flying into the hoardings. Klopp was understandably upset about Gomez’s injury. Dyche going on about Sturridge ‘cheating’ was harsh.

if you sat SteveO down and cut open his brain you'd just have Tony Bellew, Leon Osman, Barry Horne and Phil Neville riding round on tricycles banging cymbals to the tune of z cars shouting redshite, Heysel and the Peoples Club whilst Derek Hatton sits on a laptop looking for obscure and pointless stats to prove how shit loads of our players are in comparison to theirs.

1995?!

Homosapien was a great record, not Buzzcocks I know but keeping with the Shelley tributes

Anyone I know? Definitely sounds familiar....

Mission accomplished.

Dyche setting himself up for a 50 page thread on why he is a useless cunt. Well we needed a replacement whipping boy now Allardyce has downed tools

And 5 hours from now it’ll all be over

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs Coen Brothers Netflix thing. Six western vignettes with different characters and varying degrees of whimsy and violence. In terms of tone it’s probably what you’d get from a mix of O Brother where art thou, A Serious Man and True Grit. I enjoyed it a lot. 7.7/10

Aye that’s super scientific, that

Not the right thread for it but reckon my dream would be a fairly decent movie pitch: Prop Joe and Snoop from the wire play an honour bound poor couple trying to provide for their child by working for a maniacal underworld boss. It was called: Escape that Prick.

Yes, love Bieber. Defo on the short list of guys I'd let fuck my girlfriend.

Nigel Farage is a real person though, those people from the future, floating through space were characters in a story that someone wrote.

Dyche is getting above himself. He obviously believes that Burnley finishing seventh last season is evidence of how good he is, when everyone else sees it as evidence of just how awful the league was last year.

Dr/patient confidentiality?

Thanks. I'm here all day. For a team 1-0 down and wanting to challenge for the title I'd suggest having a midfielder sitting alongside your two centre backs pointing isn't the best way to go about it.