Have a rant thread

[Lee909]

Its slanderous to say Rico is part of the Government. Rico is a equal opportunities Granny freezer. He doesn't care what colour ribbons they wear

[Bjornebye]

Brian from Confused.com.

 

I’ve hated the short circuit rip off for some time now , his adverts depressed me, his voice makes me want to kill kittens and the way he goes ‘weeeeee’ in one of the advert send me into a homicidal rage. Now the little cunt is washing my screen with a yellow rag on my favourite forum.

 

The little fucking cunt 

[Bjornebye]

[Chairman Meow]

Are you working for 3M now Stig? Can you get me packing tape at hugely discounted rates even though I only buy two boxes at a time?

 

 

Oh yeah I wholeheartedly agree. I don't knock them on purpose.

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Just curious here Si. How do you knock on a door accidentally? 

[celeryBADboy]

Are you working for 3M now Stig? Can you get me packing tape at hugely discounted rates even though I only buy two boxes at a time?

 

 

 

Just curious here Si. How do you knock on a door accidentally?

sometimes you don't notice the sticker as they don't put out on the door. Like 2 leads I got yesterday there sticker wasn't a straight saw, so I apologised and pitched they turned in to leads and one I found out just so I earn 170 for yesterday's morning shift

 

 

Are you working for 3M now Stig? Can you get me packing tape at hugely discounted rates even though I only buy two boxes at a time?

 

 

 

Just curious here Si. How do you knock on a door accidentally?

 

Are you working for 3M now Stig? Can you get me packing tape at hugely discounted rates even though I only buy two boxes at a time?

 

 

 

Just curious here Si. How do you knock on a door accidentally?

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[Chairman Meow]

Hello, you have this a part that retails for over £1200 for sale at less than half price. Would you accept £200?

 

No fuck off, you timewasting tyre kicking fucker. 

[The Flâneur]

'Banksy'

 

oooh, juxtaposition, on a wall, oooh.

 

Fuck. Off.

[Paulie Dangerously]

We get calls from people using that Say no to 0870 website who just want to speak to our call centre which always ALWAYS go like this:

 

'hello this is finance'

'hi I've got this form to fill in'

'Sorry but if it's not a finance query I'll have to give you this number to ring'

'no I'll just explain...'

'ok'

'*5 minutes of rambling I can't help with*'

'So yeah as I said ring this number'

'well that was a waste of my time wasn't it? What about my my phone bill?'

 

Eejits

[Paulie Dangerously]

'Banksy'

 

oooh, juxtaposition, on a wall, oooh.

 

Fuck. Off.

As fantastic a review of an "guerilla artist" as you'll ever see

[Lee909]

We get them too

Out of hours calls

 

I need to speak to x about my online account.

 

Sorry we are security I can give a number of to ring.

 

Im not calling 0870

 

Well I can't help

 

Can you put me through

 

No

 

My phone wont call that number and its too expensive

 

Its a local rate number, do you want it

 

Well er

 

Bye click

 

 

Cunts the lot of them

[Bjornebye]

Chev:

 

Not for them, they are on of my clients though and I have 3 lads doing different accounts for them. One lad is the website , register on it and buy in bulk and you will get quantity breaks. If you spend over a grand a quarter and are VAT registered (your firm) you will get trade prices.

 

if not, fuck off. 

 

 

ps - If I could mate I would 

[Chairman Meow]

One of my key business goals is to never have to register for VAT, I may be daft but I'm not that fucking daft.

 

I'll take two cases a quarter and that's my final offer! I think that costs me around £26 plus VAT now. 

[dandyman]

Bankrupting the government haha they pay you for 20 years. So they're technically free. A system sold last week of a lead I made was 7500 they are estimated a average pay back of. 59,000 over 20 years. The government have shot them selves in the foot with it. That what your LEVI tax is for 15% of every ones electricity bills pays people to have solar

 

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59k over 20 years, don't be fucking stupid, that salesman right there is Mis-selling, the average pay back for a solar system is around 7-8 years, the next twelve are profit, and whilst it's index linked, it'll never be 59k.

 

Oh and while were at it (as a former double glazing salesman) it doesn't matter what it says on the sticker, it means they don't want you to KNOCK ON THE FUCKING DOOR", trading standards are getting very hot on it, whether you're a canvasser or a rep it don't matter

[Rico1304]

How many people stay in the same house for 20 years nowadays? Not my area of expertise but haven't feed in tariffs been slashed? I'm sure that the tech that's going up now will be outdated in a couple of years, then they'll be a hindrance to a sale.

 

(I may become an expert in this soon, my next project at work is CLNR - that's dull for the uninitiated)

[Stu Monty]

How many people stay in the same house for 20 years nowadays? Not my area of expertise but haven't feed in tariffs been slashed? I'm sure that the tech that's going up now will be outdated in a couple of years, then they'll be a hindrance to a sale.

 

(I may become an expert in this soon, my next project at work is CLNR - that's dull for the uninitiated)

 

I'm of this line of thinking too. I'm expecting to stay at the place I'm in for a long time now but can't help but think that in 5 years time the tech will be miles better, cheaper and I'll be stuck with a piece of shit on my roof.

[Stu Monty]

I mentioned it on facebook in the group we have for discussing house stuff...

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Say fucking what now?

[Stu Monty]

 

 

"Ooooh look at me, I've got business cards , I'm pretty much like Alan fucking Sugar!"

 

Pitiful.

[Hand Shandy]

"Ooooh look at me, I've got business cards , I'm pretty much like Alan fucking Sugar!"

 

Pitiful.

They're the ones he puts up in the phone boxes...

[Bjornebye]

"Ooooh look at me, I've got business cards , I'm pretty much like Alan fucking Sugar!"

 

Pitiful.

They are not mine . *he says calmly*

 

You fat fucking hobo

[Acid]

Say fucking what now?

 

Whats the problem here?

[Jairzinho]

They're the ones he puts up in the phone boxes...

 

They are not mine . *he says calmly*

 

You fat fucking hobo

 

The things you do for Turdseye's ma. Brings a tear to the jap's eye.

[celeryBADboy]

59k over 20 years, don't be fucking stupid, that salesman right there is Mis-selling, the average pay back for a solar system is around 7-8 years, the next twelve are profit, and whilst it's index linked, it'll never be 59k.

 

Oh and while were at it (as a former double glazing salesman) it doesn't matter what it says on the sticker, it means they don't want you to KNOCK ON THE FUCKING DOOR", trading standards are getting very hot on it, whether you're a canvasser or a rep it don't matter[/quote.

 

Your stupid it ain't hard to work out it works on savings plus income you get around 10 % to 12% back a year from the government alone. Then your electricity bill halfs then there's the econimizer which saves you on gas which is what he got included.

Ain't misleading anyone the PV calculator does it all.

 

As for the signs I was showing him how to give a canvaser no comeback because the comeback is true most of the Times they ain't selling ewt. That's someone else's job.

[celeryBADboy]

How many people stay in the same house for 20 years nowadays? Not my area of expertise but haven't feed in tariffs been slashed? I'm sure that the tech that's going up now will be outdated in a couple of years, then they'll be a hindrance to a sale.

 

(I may become an expert in this soon, my next project at work is CLNR - that's dull for the uninitiated)

You can still be paid if you moved a year after. So don't matter really.

[celeryBADboy]

I'm of this line of thinking too. I'm expecting to stay at the place I'm in for a long time now but can't help but think that in 5 years time the tech will be miles better, cheaper and I'll be stuck with a piece of shit on my roof.

Government won't pay it for much longer. No other home improvements give you a income.

[Stu Monty]

Sorry; your electricity bills halve?