The punching above their weight thread.......

[Remmie]

31 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Surely that bit of nonsense is limited to the totty threads. Nevertheless, for anyone else who is unable to see the filename of the image:

 

Rapper - Tyga
Tart - Camaryn Swanson

Thanks, they both looked familiar but I don't recognise the names

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Surely that bit of nonsense is limited to the totty threads. Nevertheless, for anyone else who is unable to see the filename of the image:

 

Rapper - Tyga
Tart - Camaryn Swanson

Judging from his facial expression he isn't burning too bright.

[Kevin D]

Just now, Strontium Dog™ said:

Surely that bit of nonsense is limited to the totty threads. Nevertheless, for anyone else who is unable to see the filename of the image:

 

Rapper - Tyga
Tart - Camaryn Swanson

 

While I've been on the business end of it a few times, I do regard Tentions Law as the forum's best invention since we managed to get Stu Monty to stop posting.

[Trumo]

On 25/05/2021 at 19:21, Doctor Troy said:

Megan Fox and this weird cunt who looks like Shirley from Eastenders.

 

 

He's a coathanger with a Gene Simmons fetish.

[DalyanPete]

On 06/02/2021 at 22:12, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Mrs Bumcunt. 

You my friend are a very brave man.

[Harry Squatter]

Some woman I follow on Twatter, always posting photos of herself. Then puts up a photo of her and her fella, much to everyone's amazement.

[Rico1304]

No such thing as an ugly millionaire. 
 

I know a woman who is getting married to a very wealthy man; private jets, weekends in Dubai, shopping for £5k shoes etc and he knocks her about.  Her best mate pulled her about it when she had another black eye.  Her response “it’s worth the odd smack”. 

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

No such thing as an ugly millionaire. 
 

I know a woman who is getting married to a very wealthy man; private jets, weekends in Dubai, shopping for £5k shoes etc and he knocks her about.  Her best mate pulled her about it when she had another black eye.  Her response “it’s worth the odd smack”. 

Ha ha fucking hell. 

[tokyojoe]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

No such thing as an ugly millionaire. 
 

I know a woman who is getting married to a very wealthy man; private jets, weekends in Dubai, shopping for £5k shoes etc and he knocks her about.  Her best mate pulled her about it when she had another black eye.  Her response “it’s worth the odd smack”. 

Work it out. She'll put up with a bit of battering and marry the twat. Then she'll go for divorce and clean him out.

[KMD7]

1 minute ago, tokyojoe said:

Work it out. She'll put up with a bit of battering and marry the twat. Then she'll go for divorce and clean him out.

Nah he'll pre-nup the fuck out of her first before any ring goes on her finger.

[TheBitch]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

No such thing as an ugly millionaire. 
 

I know a woman who is getting married to a very wealthy man; private jets, weekends in Dubai, shopping for £5k shoes etc and he knocks her about.  Her best mate pulled her about it when she had another black eye.  Her response “it’s worth the odd smack”. 

What a dickhead. 
 

(Not you (this time) Rico)

[Rico1304]

12 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Work it out. She'll put up with a bit of battering and marry the twat. Then she'll go for divorce and clean him out.

That’s what I thought.  She’s really fit too. She won’t have to look far to spend his millions on a 25 yr old with a cock like a lurcher’s rib. 

[tokyojoe]

14 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Nah he'll pre-nup the fuck out of her first before any ring goes on her finger.

Depends how bright he is. May be worth a few bob but perhaps lacks a bit of nous.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Some woman I follow on Twatter, always posting photos of herself. Then puts up a photo of her and her fella, much to everyone's amazement.

Shes defo banging all sorts elsewhere, or even in their house while he watches on cctv 

[littletedwest]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Some woman I follow on Twatter, always posting photos of herself. Then puts up a photo of her and her fella, much to everyone's amazement.

She's stunning. Gives us all hope at least 

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

She's stunning. Gives us all hope at least 

Here's a few more just incase anyone can't make their mind up. 

 

 

[sir roger]

I don't think rb14 comes on this thread , Doctor.

[Evelyn Tentions]

19 hours ago, Remmie said:

What happened to Tention's law? 

Tentions hasn't been here for a while

[Stickman]

I know it’s not real life but you can still try and be a bit realistic 

 

Tyrone and Alina in Corrie 

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

She looks like a plastic egomaniac. That woman in all the pictures above, not Alina.

[Champ]

17 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, Ken Barlow was a good looking man. Still is for his age.

So is Michael Sheen…underneath all that beard

 

PS I assumed the thread had been bumped with pics of Hancock. Power really does blind people 

[Captain Howdy]

5 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

That’s what I thought.  She’s really fit too. She won’t have to look far to spend his millions on a 25 yr old with a cock like a lurcher’s rib. 

Ha ha ha

[Kevin D]

Just now, Anubis said:

She looks like a plastic egomaniac. That woman in all the pictures above, not Alina.

 

What are you basing that on?

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

What are you basing that on?

Well it can only be her bristols because if he looked anywhere else then he's a raging back alley dweller 

[manwiththestick]

48 minutes ago, Anubis said:

She looks like a plastic egomaniac. That woman in all the pictures above, not Alina.

And dead behind the eyes.