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Famous people you've met.


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We didn't meet them, but when me my dad and cousin were picking up tickets toy first game back in 91/92 the team was leaving anfield car park on the bus to melwood. My cousin waved at Steve Nicol on the back of the bus and got the one fingered salute in return. O pissed myself and Nicol has been a legend to me ever since.

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When was this? Only asking as he was having it off with a cousin about 18 months ago.

 

I am going to say about 12 months ago. I worked at the Uni on the f**ty pitches next door and was in there to pick up a few bottles of water.

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I've met:

 

Gwyneth Paltrow

Chris Martin

Sami Hyppiä

Lewis Collins

Liam Gallagher

Bonehead

Gem Archer

Tim Wheeler (good mates with my brother) + rest of Ash

Zac Foley form EMF (was in a band with my brother) - RIP

All of Suede

Ian Hunter

Skunk anansie

Sneaker Pimps

And RiS!

 

All i can remember for now.

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Bruce Dickinson. I co-piloted a 747 simulator with him at Heathrow airport. Well he flew it really, I just steered it badly.

 

Seriously bloody nice bloke.

 

You missed your chance to show your skills and get the ultimate flying gig. Who wouldn't want to be co pilot of Ed Force 1

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Niall Quinn when i was about 13, sound fella.

 

Had a beer with Laura Davies in Cologne - really, really fought the urge to tell her how much i hate womens golf, and sport in general.

 

Chatted up Rachel from S club 7 in 1997. I swear she was going for my lines, of which there were many when you are 17.

 

That lesbian bird who won fame academy years ago... cant be arsed to look up her name - but she was working in a hostel in Australia when i was there. Muttered something to her, but due to alcohol, can't quite remember what.

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Bill Clinton - Boston democratic fundraiser in 2007. He's a seriously smooth talker and his hottie radar is amazing - its like he has an additional sense beyond the 5 we all have for fine pussy. The secret service guys were a bit off with me talking with him for so long.

Peter Mandelson as business secretary - clever guy and very difficult to get a clear answer from him on anything including answering the question.

Harrison Ford in LA in 2004. Moody and laconic but he shook my hand outside the hotel and paid for the drink we had.

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Sean Penn and Brad Pitt in a McDonalds. I then showed them to a nightclub they were looking for.

 

Charlize Theron

 

Lenny Kravitz and Joe Elliot

 

I kicked Tony Hadley of Spandau Ballet in the face when playing football with him. Gary Kemp laughed and the sax player (who's name I can't remember) later poured a pint over me.

 

Slash

 

I was sat in front of that black rapper lad who's a decent footballer at a match a while back. Some lad asked him for an autograph and he told him to fuck off and watch the game.

 

Loads of those lads that kick a ball around.

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Yep, when he was president, it was at a 5 star hotel in San Francisco some years back now, he flew in to support Al Gore in his election run in. They closed off at least one floor of the hotel, secret service everywhere. Sneaked him in through a back door, I was working on something in that area, nodded at each other but I can't really count that as met him.

 

The room went silent, spent about 30 seconds 'alone' with him chatting, very nice guy.

 

My aunty and uncle have met Nelson Mandella, the cunts.

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I've met two famous people.

 

I met Daniel Craig at his mums house a few years ago.

 

I've been on a nigh out with Zara Phillips and had a few drinks with her in cheltenham. She was a real good laugh.

 

A mate reckons he's nailed it.

 

Never been able to know for sure.

 

Negged for not asking.

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Niall Quinn when i was about 13, sound fella.

 

Had a beer with Laura Davies in Cologne - really, really fought the urge to tell her how much i hate womens golf, and sport in general.

 

Chatted up Rachel from S club 7 in 1997. I swear she was going for my lines, of which there were many when you are 17.

 

That lesbian bird who won fame academy years ago... cant be arsed to look up her name - but she was working in a hostel in Australia when i was there. Muttered something to her, but due to alcohol, can't quite remember what.

 

Fair play lad.

 

I had a mate and his then bird round for a meal years ago, the birds were watching fame academy as I was cooking and necking the beers in the kitchen.

 

My mate starts shouting for me to come in the lounge, some tart from Bristol who was an opera singer is in the show.

 

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'Remeber when you did her up the ass and wiped your cock on my pillow'?

 

The night didn't go well.

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Fabulous drummer Cozy Powell - a lovely bloke and my idol at the time ( I was 16)

Bruce Dickinson in the foyer of a London gig - cant remember which one I was tanked - was a nice enough Dude

Mani - at the Holiday Inn at Hull Marina, Oasis had just played there and there was loads of Manc hangers on about. He was a very nice chap.

The late great Rory Gallagher after an Empire gig, lovely bloke

Saw Paul Young at Heathrow Terminal 5 the other week, god he looks addled now

 

Thats about it really.

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Jamie Carragher

Sami Hyypia

Javier Mascherano

Phil Thompson

John Barnes

John Aldridge

Mickey Thomas

Harry Redknapp

Alan Green

Lee Mavers

Peter Hooton

James Skelly from The Coral

Dave McCabe from The Zutons (dickhead)

Miles Kane (dickhead)

Sheree Murphy

Alex Curran

 

What a rock 'n' roll lifestyle I live. A mate of mine cost me the chance to meet GZA from the Wu-Tang Clan a few months back and I still haven't forgiven him.

 

A mate of mine works backstage at the Royal Court and he's met a load. Said Henry Winkler was the soundest he's met. When he was there doing panto, he'd be out on the lash with the staff who worked there and would often head back to their houses to carry on the drinking after town had shut. Said he also got nicknamed 'smiler' by Pamela Anderson when she was there around Christmas time last year.

 

A group of my mates met Martin Skrtel in Heebies and asked for a photo with him. He told them to fuck off. I laughed when they told me the next morning.

 

Another mate has a very amusing story about getting bevvied with Pepe Reina in a casino down by the docks.

 

A bird I know from the States used to work in the Senate and it takes the piss the amount of people she's met- John Glenn, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, John McCain, Michael Jordan, Julianne Moore. Quite a few more as well I can't really think of. Pretty impressive list though.

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No one will know who she is (including me when I first saw her) but I reckon I deserve kudos for being chatted up by this Holby City actress:

 

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Being chatted up is maybe pushing it but she was fascinated by my clown costume I was wearing on the tube and initiated the conversation, I got a kiss on the cheek goodbye and I will always regret not staying on the tube with her and asking her for a drink followed by full clown sex.

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No one will know who she is (including me when I first saw her) but I reckon I deserve kudos for being chatted up by this Holby City actress:

 

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Being chatted up is maybe pushing it but she was fascinated by my clown costume I was wearing on the tube and initiated the conversation, I got a kiss on the cheek goodbye and I will always regret not staying on the tube with her and asking her for a drink followed by full clown sex.

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What a lovely couple you would have made!

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