Issue 77 captions...

[Trumo]

 

Loved on Merseyside.

[Trumo]

 

10 caps between them.

[Trumo]

 

Braga defender wants to see what all the fuss is about.

[norwichlfc]

 

Remember a turkey is for Christmas not for life

[norwichlfc]

 

At last Torres manages to score

[Trumo]

 

The Mancs like to encourage cheating.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

And ever since that day....

 

 

 

... all of Rafael's nightmares have started the same way.

[Seanleonardart]

 

Torres gets desperate...

 

Torres : please ref, 5 more minutes...just 5 more minutes

[Seanleonardart]

 

Ancelotti thinking out loud : 0-0 with 20 minutes to go, Drogba and Anelka not showing much up front, i need a goal...i need a poacher !!

 

Torres : I'm Ready Boss.

 

Ancelotti : Kalou.....warm up !!

[Seanleonardart]

 

Hey Sammy, check out these tits in centrespread !!

[Gav]

 

Once a Blue Always a Red,Once a Red always a Blue

[RJ Fan club]

Revealed: Chelsea make shock late move for Bramble.

KD: You actually asked Roman for a fee for Titus?

SB: Worth a try, you got £50m

[George Costanza]

 

Why the fuck does Diane Fossy keep following us?

 

 

 

Yeah so I ended up slipping her some real Primate length

[RJ Fan club]

Imogen you and Miss Wales together. Perfect.

[NLW2010]

 

RM gives a showing of his "Franko" from Trainspotting

 

RG: blah blah blah

WR: Mmmm grey hair, another 2 yrs i'd fuck him .....

[Thants]

 

Chelsea hands out free 3D glasses to make Torres stand out.

[Thants]

 

Having given up on trophies this season, Chelsea have an attempt at country dancing.

[MOGLET]

 

JT has shagged my mrs 5 times

 

 

 

 

SB: Jammy git, you got £50M for the sulky one?

 

KD: I know, I piss myself laughing when I think about it

[sir roger]

 

Hello , Is it me you're looking for

[sir roger]

 

 

Hey Gareth, what's happened to the Statue Of Liberty ?

[RoboRiise]

 

Suarez: There you go Raul, told you it was a wig.

 

 

 

...so I told Carlo I'd seen Drogba & Anelka skinning up at the back of the team bus...

 

 

 

Giggs seeks super injunction to prevent publication of photo showing him without dentures.

[lifetime fan]

Raul's face is ace!

 

 

 

 

I was trying to think who he reminded me off, then I remembered.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i38XfhjLpcQ/S_xy6KkUI5I/AAAAAAAAD68/ITXdCGYLDgE/s1600/mutley.jpg

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

RM "Lucas, I know you've improved an all that, but your breath is still minging"

 

 

 

AC "Any chance you can get a few kegs on the pitch for me? This Lucozade tastes like shite"

 

 

 

SB "Kenny, can I have some advice please? My team can't win for Adam. Any tips?"

 

KD "Yeah, get your busted nose sorted"

 

 

 

FT "This is the number of games I can be arsed in a season"

 

 

 

"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes

And Eyes Ears and Mouth and Nose

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"

 

 

 

FT "You don't have to kneel. I'm not that important any more"

 

 

 

"How can I wind up those Sky cunts today in the post match interview?"

[dave u]

 

 

...so I told Carlo I'd seen Drogba & Anelka skinning up at the back of the team bus...

 

This is simply brilliant.

[dave u]

Need another push on these, hardly got any yet and I need about another 20 for the new issue.