*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Thoth]

I can’t wait to read “ Moshiri has his finger in the Dyche”

[Bernard Diomede]

[Bernard Diomede]

Actual quote from the blue in our group in response to that being posted

 

‘Scenes if we get him. Go into melt down all the kopites giving us shit on twitter for wanting him haha’

 

God bless them

[Thoth]

 

Surely she bought Basques

[Strontium]

Mama's blue tights are mentioned.

[alles ist gut]

Mama's blue tights are mentioned.

 

 

"Why's no-one repped this, eh?"

[deiseach]

Diego Simeone has reacted angrily to stories linking him to Everton. "It's St Johns, not St John's," said the Atlético manager. "There's no apostrophe. Fucking wools."

[Trumo]

Diego Simeone has reacted angrily to stories linking him to Everton. "It's St Johns, not St John's," said the Atlético manager. "There's no apostrophe. Fucking wools."

 

Nil Tights Nisi Apostrophe.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Diego Simeone has reacted angrily to stories linking him to Everton. "It's St Johns, not St John's," said the Athlético manager. "There's no apostrophe. Fucking wools."

.

[Scooby Dudek]

Moshri wants Simeone ;

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

One of my favourite Stones songs. 

[Bjornebye]

Moshri wants Simeone ;

 

 

 

I saw him today at the reception

A pint of wine in his hand

I knew we would meet our connection

At his feet was a tray of chips, gravy and spam

No, you can't always get what you want

You can't always get what you want

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometime you find

You'll fucking well get what you deserve

 

[Jenson]

Ratcliffe has jumped on the Simeone bandwagon now.

 

"For me he ticks a lot of the boxes and if we are ambitious then we've got to do everything we can to get somebody like that.

I can't really think of anybody else who sticks out like that to make us a better club than we are at this moment in time."

 

They're all fucking deluded.

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/if-everton-ambitious-should-everything-13880341

[VladimirIlyich]

A team that has won nothing and is in a PL relegation dogfight will attract a manager who has taken his team to a La Liga title and multiple CL finals despite being Real Madrid's rivals?

No problem,I expect him to be appointed anytime soon. Diego Simeone is a fat bastard from the midlands isnt he?

[sir roger]

The Echo last night printed a reasonable article from a Bluenose writer from the Guardian going on about this ‘getting us’ bollocks and rebuking Ratcliffe for perpetuating this idiocy.

[Harry Squatter]

Doubt Fat Sam will get the job now. He's told them to stop going on about their plans for the future and concentrate on getting out of danger. He might take the USA national team job instead but will probably earn nothing in comparison to Everton.

[Pureblood]

Uncle Fat Sam.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

 

"Why's no-one repped this, eh?"

 

Did the earth move for you Moshi

[lifetime fan]

Ratcliffe has jumped on the Simeone bandwagon now.

 

"For me he ticks a lot of the boxes and if we are ambitious then we've got to do everything we can to get somebody like that.

I can't really think of anybody else who sticks out like that to make us a better club than we are at this moment in time."

 

They're all fucking deluded.

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/if-everton-ambitious-should-everything-13880341

 

A lot of the boxes?

 

What boxes doesn’t he tick?

 

And which fucking incompetent cunt you appoint instead, when Simeone pisses himself laughing at you is going to tick more?

 

Deluded doesn’t even come close.

[Trumo]

Doubt Fat Sam will get the job now. He's told them to stop going on about their plans for the future and concentrate on getting out of danger. He might take the USA national team job instead but will probably earn nothing in comparison to Everton.

 

Probably thinking about the free refills when he orders his pints quarts of wine.

[liverpoolsno9]

Having a look on GOT can sometimes be quite difficult when you read some of the shite they post and can’t reply without breaking cover, sometimes I think I’m better fucking it off as some of the stuff they post maddens me so much. But posts like this make the experience worthwhile. SteveO has some stats to back his opinion up that Gylfi is better than Salah.

 

 

 

 

Was never that keen on Iceland coming here really, especially for that price. But he's performed better than it's being portrayed. He's just the escape goat.

 

Let's have looks at some facts and figures for even greater clarity.

 

Siggy's passing is over 80% (if this includes free kicks then it's even more impressive).

Salah's is languishing in the low 70s.

 

Key passes per game are 1.7 for Siggy and 1.5 for Speedy Mo.

 

Not because Mo is trying adventurous balls either, both attempt less than one long ball per game.

 

When you factor in the fact Salah is a 'pace player' this allows him to receive the ball in space, making him far less likely tobe instantly crowded out, making Iceland's stats look better in comparison.

 

Siggy is dispossessed 0.9 times a game, The Egyptian is dispossessed two and a half times that amount (2.3pg).

 

Siggy mis-controls the ball just 1.1 times a game. Salah mis-controls it an astonishing 3.2 times a game. Again the fact Iceland is receiving the ball in tighter spots than the pace merchant is quite telling.

 

I knew what i was seeing but very gratifying having incontrovertible facts to verify it.

Steve0, 4 minutes ago Report#101230Like+ QuoteReply

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Used to think he was mental, surely that's a wum, surely. The wording and nicknames alone.

[Faustus]

I'll bet that Simeone has never even heard of the scruffy meffs.

[lifetime fan]

Used to think he was mental, surely that's a wum, surely. The wording and nicknames alone.

Defo.

 

‘Escape goat’ gives it away.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Defo.

‘Escape goat’ gives it away.

That's what I thought. Someone here I reckon. Fess up?